Landing on Hookwolf's nephew and breaking his neck, accidentally shooting Skidmark in the ballsack, then getting my organs harvested before a needle gets shoved into my heart and I'm dropped into the ocean via concrete anchor?... Fuck, why did I take 3 stages of Worst Day Ever while being a Drop Insert who chose HUMBLE BEGINNINGS!

An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)

[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.