A good writer not only keeps his readers on the edge of their seat, but he keeps himself on the edge of his seat as well.

Hello everybody!!! I'm TopazGirl96, but you can call me Lindsey :)

Let me warn you now that my profile is extremely boring...but go ahead and read it if you want!!!

I really like the Twilight saga, and I love reading fluffy Bella & Edward stories.

My stories:

Broken Wings: My longest and first fanfic. It is New Moon with a twist: what if Charlie became abusive after Edward left? The events of NM change, like a domino effect. This story is complete!

The Vampire Mountain Lion: Just a fanfic I'm writing for fun. What if Edward accidentally created an immortal mountain lion? This story is still in progress and I have every intention of completing it.

The Problem With Chevy's: Another short little story. Bella's truck breaks, and Edward buys her a new car. One- shot

Pranked!: A funny one-shot. Emmett forces Bella to help him prank Edward.

I'll Wait for You: I probably won't be writing new chapters in this story until I finish my other ones :( Sorry!

Disclaimer for all my stories: I always forget to put these in each chapter so this is for all of my stories: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. All credit goes to Stephanie Meyer.

Update 4/15/2013: I recently found out that my story, Broken Wings was stolen by someone of the pen name of mikaylabauer, under the title of Love Always Wins. The whole plot line was copied and slightly rewritten, except for a few chapters near the end which contain exact copies of my own chapters. I never understood why Stephanie Meyer stopped writing Midnight Sun after it was leaked, but now I have a small idea. Plagiarism is a CRIME. Please, please, never steal another author's work, and discourage it in others.

And now for the fun stuff!

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.

9. Picture yourself naked.

8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.

7. Paint his room pink.

6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.

5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."

4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.

3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.

2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.

1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.

10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.

9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.

8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.

7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.

6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.

5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.

4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"

3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"

2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"

1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits
Party For Two- Shania Twain ft Billy Currington

Waking Up

Crashed- Daughtry

First Day At School
It's Not Over- Daughtry

Making Your New Best Friend

Ain't No Particular Way- Shania Twain

Falling In Love
Club Can't Handle Me- Flo Rida

Breaking Up

I'm Gonna Getcha Good!- Shania Twain

Prom
Kerosene- Miranda Lambert

Graduation
Billionaire- Travis McGraw ft Bruno Mars

Life's Okay

Teardrops On My Guitar- Taylor Swift

Death Of A Close Friend
Live Like You Were Dying- Tim McGraw (lucky on that one!)

Mental Breakdown
Break Your Heart- Taio Cruz ft Ludacris

Driving
As She's Walking Away- Zac Brown Band

Flashback

Walk Away- Kelly Clarkson

Getting Back Together
Two Is Better Than One- Boys Like Girls

Birth Of A Child
The Outside- Taylor Swift

Wedding Scene
White Liar- Miranda Lambert

Car Accident
Dynamite- Taio Cruz

Final Battle
Fly Over States- Jason Aldean

Death Scene
A Moment Like This- Kelly Clarkson

Funeral Song
Tim McGraw- Taylor Swift

End Credits

Haven't Met You Yet- Michael Buble

Deleted Scenes
Just A Dream- Carrie Underwood

Edward vs Normal guys (love this!)

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the fuck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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