ihateeverythingandbody
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Joined 08-04-17, id: 9559560, Profile Updated: 09-09-17
Author has written 4 stories for Flash.

Hey, people!!!! I'm ihateeverythingandbody!!! My name probably makes me sound like some kind of pessimist, but really I'm not!!!! In fact, I would have changed my name to "SnowbertandOlicityfan101" but "ihateeverythingandbody" has kind of grown on me, yunno.

Um, I have quite alot of ships. Some from indian soaps like "Ek Hasina Thi" and "Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon" (and I totally don't have any idea what their names mean :) See, since I live in South Africa, people dub these indian soaps and we watch them in English, so of course, I ship some people.

Right, so I'm a geekerd (geek and a nerd) and my life practically revolves around The Flash and Arrow. I love reading, chatting, daydreaming and just being someone that people will remember. I don't like it when people insult my ships or any of my favourite characters. In fact, if I have to insult you back it's gonna be ten times worse. So, just keep your bad comments to yourself. I'm not generally a rude person, I just don't like it when people act like they're perfect, or like they're ship's perfect.

And if there's one thing that I hate more than anything in this world, it's when men take advantage of women. I am not a sexist, I'm just saying that men should not look at a women with nasty thoughts in their head and then force themselves on top of them! Rape is so damn common nowadays that we hear about it every single day! It's become almost normal! And the fact that women aren't safe even in their own homes, is just bloody ridiculous! Girls are being raped by their own f*cking fathers! And they keep quiet about it because they're being threatened. I've never been raped before, but those who have have nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about!! It's the/those bastards who did that to you that should rot in hell!!! And to the boys or men/women out there: I know that lusting and being perverted is natural, but please keep it under control! If a girl/boy doesn't like you, they don't f*king like you! End of story. No need to be a selfish a*hole and exact revenge on them! Heartbreak is NORMAL, learn to live with it.

I like to stand up for what I believe in, and what I ship ;)


Notifications:

09-10-2017: Helloooo, people!!! Ihateeverythingandbody in the house!! Okay, so i've just posted the third chapter of "Jealousy"! Read it and tell me what you think!! And feel free to PM if you have any suggestions for any upcoming chapters!!! Later, guys. 08-31-2017: Hiii!!! Just wanted your'll to know that the month of September is going to bring an overflow of snowbert stories!!! So prepare yourselves, people!! :-P 08-09-2017: Heeey, guys!!! Um, I just wanted to tell you all that I posted a new story. It's called "Jealousy" (Snowbert) And I may have forgotten to put an author's note, so I just wanted to say that if anyone was offended by the way Caitlin described Ariel (the swearing) yeah I only did that because if this wasn't an AU, then I personally, would be calling Ariel alot worse things than just a bitch or a hoe. So yeah, review and tell me what you thought of the story. Criticism is appreciated!

My ships include:

The Flash (2014) :

Caitlin and Julian (Snowbert) : These two are literally my life!!!! I love them to BITS!!! I just ship them so much!!!! Iris and Barry (Westallen) : Okay, I might not ship these two as much as Snowbert and Olicity, but I still love them as much as other people do okay!! Killer Frost and Dr Alchemy (Killeralchemy) : I know, I know. They are basically Snowbert. But they're like the awesomely evil version of Snowbert, you know what I mean. And anyway, I've searched everywhere for a Killeralchemy fanfic, but I found nothing. So hopefully, I can write one. Like Mahatma Gandi always said "You must be the change you want to see in the world" (or did Mandela say that? I'm not entirely sure :)

Arrow:

Oliver and Felicity (Olicity) : God!!! These two are my babies!!!! I LOVE them!!! Like, WOOHOO!!! Go Olicity!! Thea and Roy: These two are just sooo... beautiful Laurel and Tommy : I know,I know, they both are basically dead. But they will forever be alive in my heart!! Seriously guys, no hate.

House M.D:

Chase and Cameron (Chameron) : Okay, these two are literally thee cutest thing ever!! I love them!! I'm still on Season 5, so no spoilers people!! House and Cuddy (Huddy) : Okay, honestly I didn't really ship them at first, because House doesn't actually suit anyone. But I have to agree that House and Cuddy really suit each other. Just like black and white or fire and ice or good and evil. Ying and yang.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

Fitz and Simmons (Fitzsimmons) : These two are literally my Chameron 2.0!!! Cuter than anything!! Skye and Grant (Skyeward) : HOT. And that is all I'm saying; )

Bones:

Hodgins and Angela: Okay, these two are made for each other!

1) Have you ever been asked out?

NO...Never. Quite a sad story, actually.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I have a friend... Her name's Google :-P

3) What's your middle name?

I don't have one.

4) What's your current relationship status?

Non-existent. Too bad.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Nope. He told me :'(

6) What's your current mood?

Excited! For no apparent reason..

7) What colour underwear are you wearing?

I think...purple. Yeah, it's purple :-P

8) What colour shirt are you wearing?

Red!! With lots of stripes!

9) Are you missing something?

What would I be... missing? WEIRD.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Tom Felton not being at Comic Con 2017!! I'm still mad about that!!

11) If you must be an animal for a day, what?

Hands down, a dog!!! I LOVE DOGS!!!

12) Ever had a Near-Death experience?

Er, NOOO. I've never nearly- DIED, sorry...

13) Something you do alot?

Daydream ;)

14) Song stuck in your head?

Solo Dance. I came to party on my own, don't need nobody in my zone. When I get down to the beat, I lose control. Eh, oh. I go so so-lo. I just LOVE that song!!

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

TercesTardis! She's awesome, guys! Go check out her profile!

16) Someone with the same birthday as yours?

Alicia Keys, I think. My birthday's on the 25th of January.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Friday. My friend sang this really emotional song to me in front of the whole school :'(

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No! I've just spoke in front of one...

19) If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Telepathy or Ice powers!!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

How stupid they are :-P No offense.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

NOTHING..

22) What's your biggest secret?

Once, I peed in the garden (i was 5 people! Don't judge me!) :-P

23) Favourite colour?

Aqua blue

24) Do you still watch kiddies shows?

WHAAAT??? Who told you??

25) What are you?

A human being. What else?

26) Speak any other language?

I'm currently learning Afrikaans, but I know a little Tamil.

27) Favourite smell?

Petrol. Is that weird?? Oh, and I love the smell of baking!

28) Describe your life in one word?

SECRET...

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

WHAAT?? Hell no!! That's disgusting!! (except when it's one of my ships kissing in the rain ;)

30) What are you thinking about right now?

SNOWBERT ;) ;) ;)

31) What should you be doing?

Finishing an assessment for school about lymphoma. But, ugh, it can WAIT.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My mother. Who else is more annoying??

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Of course!! I love nature!!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Albert, Smoak, Snow or Allen!! I can't choose!!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I actually try to AVOID them. Can't handle the pressure.

36) What's your natural hair colour?

Black! Raven black!!

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My friend, Hayley.


19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ’Run for your lives! They're loose!'
19.) Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

Copied and pasted from TercesTardis :-)


When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses.
When he see's you reading it, he faints.
When he see's you living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom!


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), AUehara (Brazil), Alurax (USA), Luigi's Wacky World (USA),DarkDarsi(Australia), Hitotsune-Kozo (USA), Magic Basher54986 (USA), Toa Aerrow (Australia), DeafAngel2000 (USA), LilactheDryad (USA), TercesTardis (Philippines) ihateeverythingandbody (South Africa)


Copy and Paste (all copy and pasted from BlazingAngels818. Check out her profile and be prepared to laugh:): But since I'm a total genius, I copied and pasted this from Write-To-You ;)

If you don't have a boyfriend and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show that you hate BEYOND ALL REASON... (Ugh. Delilah Fielding) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool (i wont get braces because buck teeth makes me unique :), paste this on your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people that get excited about two reviews copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but awesome) put this on your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want wings and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile.Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted. If you are a member of the 0.5 percent that think you're above such double-crossing fads, paste this in your profile and continue making your friends the good ol' fashioned way.

My best friend is insane! If you have an insane best friend, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend that is a guy, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that makeup is gross and shopping is boring, copy and past this into your profile.


I'll probably like only write for my Flash and Arrow ships, so don't expect much from the rest of them :) Feel free to PM me anytime you want!! :-) I love you guys!!
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Every Month of Snowbert by TercesTardis reviews
A new Snowbert oneshot every month! May: Write a fanfiction based off of the song "The Cure" by Lady Gaga. (Prompt given by Write-To-You.)
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 9/6/2017 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy]
The STAR Labs groupchat by The Tribute Initiate reviews
A Flash text fic: Cisco made a groupchat! Read here to see what kind of crazy things team flash does when bored. (will have Westallen, Snowbert JesseXWally, and others) (also featuring Felicity Smoak)
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Barry A./The Flash, Cisco R., Dr. Caitlin S., Iris W. - Complete
The Wrong Woman by geekyfangirl17 reviews
"Slade took Laurel because he wants to kill the woman I love," Oliver answered telling me something I already knew. My hand was still resting on his arm as his eyes bore into mine. "I know, so?" I asked not seeing his point. "So he took the wrong woman," he said without missing a beat. I stared at him in shock and disbelief for a few seconds before responding.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,702 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] John D./Spartan - Complete
Snowbert Oneshots by TopazStars reviews
A book for all the monthly Snowbert prompts :)
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy
The Memorist by web of light reviews
Barry Allen left behind a lot of broken pieces when he went into the speed force. One of them was Julian. This happened in an alternate timeline on Earth-25.
Flash - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 8/19/2017
Snowstorn by RandomFlashFangirl reviews
Caitlin Snow left Team Flash to find herself, she was Caitlin Snow but much more different, there was more to her then the doctor she was before. While Barry was in the speedforce she decided to try and secretly help Central City. Julian was left still searching for the Doctor that he loved. Finally he thinks he found her.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy
Infected by Irrevocably reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this. Not like this. Not now. I sat down on the toilet seat of the gas station bathroom, shaking as I held the stick. God, a gas station. I was taking a pregnancy test in a freaking gas station bathroom. Correction: I took a pregnancy test in a gas station bathroom. And it was positive. Yep, I was pregnant with a little Killer Frost inside of me.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,742 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy
Icyln Antics by Write-To-You reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around Julian and Caitlin's daughter: Icyln Albert (thank you to ihateeverybodyandthing for that catch. I had her name Icyln Snow :P).
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy] OC
Snowbert (Caitlin and Julian) Prompts by CanarySalvatore reviews
A collection of one-shots or prompts for Caitlin and Julian (Snowbert) from The Flash.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy
Our Cold Hearts Bond by emariebell reviews
She's a metahuman, he's a wizard, she has no control of her powers, he’s being controlled
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Draco M., Dr. Caitlin S.
2024 by FreeLion reviews
"You know, at some point you have to eat something." Julian mumbled and moved a hand through his hair. "Or what?" a cold voice answered and the prisoner stretched her hands almost lethargic against the ceiling. He gulped and moved closer to the glass that separated him from Caitlin Snow, today better known as Killer Frost.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy
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Jealousy reviews
When Caitlin comes back to Central City, she meets Ariel Stone, Julian's new co-worker. Who is not only drop dead gorgeous, but also has a romantic interest in Julian as well. And of course, Caitlin is totally jealous. When she finds out that the two are dating (they aren't really dating, mind you) she does everything in her power to win him back. Will she succeed?
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 8/8/2017 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy] OC, Cisco R.
Every Month A Snowbert Month reviews
Archive for monthly snowbert prompts! Chapter 1: AU: Caitlin and Julian meet at an international medical conference, she accidentally spills coffee on him and what can I say, sparks start to fly...Part 2 of September prompts (okay, maybe part 5 or 6, but come on, gimme a break ppl :)
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2017 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy]
The Kidnapping reviews
Part one of September prompts: Julian is about to go on a vacation to Brazil, when he is kidnapped. And Caitlin ( who is still finding herself) is also kidnapped. They are put together in a room all by themselves, where they begin to reconnect and analyse their relationship, all while trying to find a cure for their kidnapper.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2017 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy] Barry A./The Flash, OC
The Story of Snowbert reviews
This is a drabble archive for snowbert stories, but it's all kinda continuing from the previous one. All snowbert shippers, this is for you guys!
Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 8/21/2017 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Julian A./Dr. Alchemy]