Based off of a fanfic story I read and the song Live Like We're Dying by Kris Allen...If you had five minutes left, who would you call? The characters of Phineas and Ferb ponder this, and then make those calls. I don't own the song...but I love it! Note: recently updated with an authors note to get word out faster

Welcome to my new, open-ended home for random short stories and drabbles. These will mostly be F/V, but I'm sure other characters will show up as well. I plan to keep the ratings at K or K-plus.

Settling into her new life at Ackerton State University, Vanessa gets a reality check from her roommates.

On the cliff. Bilbo faces Azog and it's beautiful. (very very short ficlet) also known as BAMF Bilbo's Crowning Moment of Awesome.

As they settled in for the night after being rescued by the Eagles, Bilbo is startled to learn of Thorin's relationship to Fili and Kili. His perception of the stern dwarf is changed, and as the night drags on, Bilbo comes to the realization that he is not as lost as he originally believed.

Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.

We all know Hobbits can be very quiet when they want but what if Hobbits were just naturally quiet. Even without trying they can go unnoticed. So, 5 times Bilbo accidentally scared the crap out of someone in The Company.

The Sergeant gets one heck of a cold. Felix is there to help her and wont take no for an answer, if she could say no that is.

Felix shows up early for dinner at Calhoun's place and walks in on something completely unexpected. WIR OneShot.

It had become sort of a habit of her's. A routine, really. Every night since the day she met him, Sergeant Calhoun had been doing this. For two months, she had kept it up in secret. And then she was caught. WIR OneShot.

A Jupiter Family story. D/7's wedding day, seen through the eyes of Lewis Zimmerman.

Vanessa and Ferb are officially engaged, and visions of poofy white dresses are dancing in Charlene's head as she drags her daughter to the bridal salon. A fluffy installment in what will eventually be the Epic Ferbnessa Wedding Saga.

Tamora attempts to get Felix to cuss. Shenanigans ensue. Just a fun little one-shot!

Felix goes to see his girlfriend Calhoun...she just can't help how adorable he is. Not every woman can fight her urges to squeeze cute things; or tickle.

How did Fix-It Felix Jr. and Hero's Duty come to be? Is there a reason that Felix happens to call Sgt. Calhoun the same name as her late fiance? Set pre- and post-movie, some spoilers included. I do not own Sgt. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix Jr., or Wreck-It Ralph. I do own Mitchell and Carol. Fluff. Oneshot.

Felix and Tamora are new to the dating scene, and Felix is growing tired of all the gawking and gossiping. Will he learn to live with it, or will someone push him over the edge? This is my first time writing these two! Just a fun little one-shot!

"Can we stop spinning?" Felix said, eyes still glued to hers. "I'm getting a little dizzy." Calhoun smiled wide. "I haven't moved a muscle, short stack." Felix/Calhoun proposal fluff, obviously. Cover image by me :D

Amy never knew that Rory liked her until Mels clued her in, but what happened after the penny dropped? Amy/Rory oneshot, set directly after the flashback in Let's Kill Hitler, and spoilers through that episode.

(Felix/Calhoun) Felix and Calhoun are snowed in, the power's out, and it's freezing. What else to do than sit by a fire holding one another? (Suckish summary, my apologies.)

Just a cute one shot of Felix and Calhoun.

Sergeant Calhoun muses on heroism, particularly where a certain handyman is involved. She's never been one for the heroic attitude, but something about him changed her mind. [One-shot, first person POV]

Oneshot about that epic scene in 'When World's Collide'. Rated K.

Natasha wants to drive Tony crazy. Clint wants to read his book. Their goals line up more than you might think.

"I swear, all I need is a moment of your time to make it worth it." It was much more than a moment, but least to say, it was the best time he had ever spent.

A short story describing what turned Irving's jealousy towards Isabella to attraction. Onesided IrvingxIsabella To be honest I don't know where I got this idea...

An ACTUAL drabble based off of Where's Perry, parts 1 and 2. Exactly 100 words! minus author what not . Can't tell you anything, or it would give it away...but it takes place after everything is back to normal. Read please!

A short story with Perry reflecting after the events of Where's Perry? Part Two. May contain spoilers, so read at your own risk.

Ten facts, plus one more, about the young woman who goes by the name Ginger Hirano. Life in 'la vie en rose.'

Only her father, the man who could build giant evil inators in a day and try to destroy a secret agent could also listen to 'Call Me Maybe' AND not only willingly but happily sing along and do the dance. Oneshot.

But robots cannot do that. It must be a defect in the system.

Just why -is- Ferb's hair green? A drabble explains it all.

Everyone knows that Ferb isn't really the chatty type; even he admits it. So, to express his feelings, he begins a journal of his own thoughts. Do you want to know what's going on in his head?

Pre-movie. Megamind arrives at Roxanne's apartment full of wicked schemes, but finds that his favorite victim has had a monumentally bad day and isn't feeling up to playing the bait in his favorite game. Can Metro City's most notorious villain find it in his black heart to show his captive a little compassion?

A oneshot inspired by the Goo Goo Dolls song, "Iris". Zuko has an emotional moment before joining the Gaang where he questions his motives, contemplates his honor, and searches within himself to find any good that remains.

Unable to relate the slightest to their healthy sibling relationship, Zuko watches Katara and Sokka. *One-shot*

Vanessa's Prom Date, Andy Arden, turns out not to be the Nice Guy she thinks he is. Luckily, she has friends she can rely on. Ferb/Vanessa Friendship.

After angry words dealt to him by Katara, Zuko finds comfort in a melody from his mother and the loudmouth earthbender.

An Ominous Transmission sends Agent P to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated - but when he gets there, he ends up lending an ear to a certain Teenage Girl's romantic woes. The title is a play on my earlier "Sayonara, Johnny." Yeah, a Ferbnessa Shipper's Work is Never Done.

"In all his years as prince, general, and now outcast, Iroh could finally say with certainty that he was angry." A tag-along to the episode 'The Avatar State'.

As Doof once taught us in song, people lie to spare each other's feelings, but even though they're little and white, they're lies. Ferb is about to learn this the hard way. Another in my Ferb/Vanessa Friendship Series.

Three members of the team are preparing a mission. There is only one problem. Ethan better not find out about it before they are ready...

These kids were his family now. A few scenes that could have fit into all the time the Gang spent in safety, getting to know their new best friend. And of course, he needs to get to know them.

Jane is far from plain. Nor is she helpless. But that doesn't mean she doesn't need her team when it comes to becoming a stronger agent. Action drabble inspired by Keri Hilson's song "Pretty Girl Rock." Includes some Carter/Brandt flirting.

A poker face is an essential skill for any good agent. But what happens when it's just for fun? Whose nerves will give first, when faced with the risk of losing not only the game, but – piece by piece – their clothes as well? -o-Read with a smile. LOL

A mission of a special kind needs to be taken on. What ensues is a battle of wills between Ethan and Brandt, one that reaches almost epic proportions...

A late birthday present brings forth some new opportunities for everyone's favorite lovable nerd. Now, can he make the most of these chances? Baljeet/Ginger.

Brandt decides to brush up on his analyst skills. And he thinks he has found the perfect practice target: Ethan Hunt.

Newly arrived in Danville, Ferb and Lawrence go foraging for native food. My response to BroadwayFanGirl91's challenge for more Ferb/Lawrence father/son stories.

It's two weeks until school starts and Baljeet has been locking himself in his room. Nobody knows why. Can a certain Fireside Girl find out what's wrong? BaljeetxGinger

Ferb & Vanessa are expecting their second child in short order and still have important matters to discuss. I had another title for this that is apparently too long you'll see it inside . A/N & Credits are at the end to avoid spoilers.

Tony and Clint are trapped, and one of them may not make it out alive...

He would never have to stop himself and ask why he had never noticed her before, because tonight she was someone else. "It was nice not to know you."

Ginger asks Baljeet for some help with chemistry, and he gives it, in more ways than one. Oneshot. Rated T for suggestiveness.

Early in their romance, Ferb & Vanessa have lunch. Rather inconsequential, but I felt like writing some F/V. Rating is just for a mention of divorce.

Or, a fancy way of saying Random Drabbles. Little stories based off Random Word prompts, mostly Ferb, Vanessa, or Ferbnessa, some romantic, some not. Rating will not exceed K Plus.

I accepted PeggsterLover's song drabble mission! I counter Benji with Brandt!

Vanessa finally has her own car! Guess who's getting the first ride. F/V Fluff and Friendship, and some sweet Ferb crushiness.

Some Ferb/Vanessa romance to ring in the New Year. Snuggle up in your afghan with a hot cup of tea and read.

"At five years old, Ferb had never felt lonelier. " Because Perry understood Ferb even before Phineas did.

Just a little Brandt and Benji nonsense while they're escaping some bad guys.

The Fletchers attend a piano recital. No more spoilers, just read!

Ferbnessa for Christmas! Inspired by the Olivia Olson/Vanessa rendition of "The Christmas Song" on the P&F Christmas Album, and a "prequel" of sorts for "The Kiss."

I felt the urge to write some Ferb/Vanessa fluff, and this is what happens when I stay up way past my bedtime. Wholesome Sweetness Galore.

Some thoughts of the Arbiter while he is on the Ark. Rated T for..violence I guess.

Memories can be dangerous things.

Self-explanatory. Every Ferbnessa Fan has a take on this. Here's mine. 100% Angst-Free Romantical Romance.

This is my over-romanticizing of a single line. Set in the episode 'The Doctor's Wife'

Two weeks before moving to America, Ferb overhears a conversation between his Dad and Grandmother. It's awfully mild for a T rating, but I'm vaguely implying something about Ferb's parents, and I want to be safe.

Set during "Across the Second Dimension" - the boys have just discovered that Perry is Agent P. We all know how Phineas reacts to this - but what is Ferb thinking?

Things Zuko has in common with other members of the Gaang. Drabbles at the WAT.

Two weeks into her new marriage, Linda Flynn-Fletcher goes down to the kitchen one night for a glass of water. Short 'n' sweet.

Ferb gives Vanessa a lift home, with a little stop along the way. Short and innocent, with a peek into my take on Ferb's backstory.

I wondered what made the crack in River's armor. What tipped the scales from a heartless person watching a man die, to a wondering child, willing to accept? And the only thing that came to mind, was the Tardis. She never expected the Tardis.

"That's why we're here. You have a knack for dying, but not this time, Doctor's orders." Off-beat JE fixit. COMPLETE

Zuko didn't care that someone was in his bedroom. That was, until that someone leapt onto the bed, knees colliding with Zuko's ribs, and shook him awake by the shoulders, hissing in Zuko's face. Zuko/All the Gaang friendshipping.

Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.

A collection of one shots. Warnings given by chapter. Rated T for safety.

Tom Paris plays matchmaker for the holidays. "When I get my hands on that scoundrel, so help me, I'll have him scrubbing plasma conduits with a toothbrush! Computer, delete mistletoe!"

Set after The Western Air Temple. Zuko and Appa have a heart to heart about the former's struggle for acceptance within the Gaang.

The Doctor left a few things out of the curriculum when he agreed to tutor Seven of Nine about human social customs. That doesn't mean she doesn't want to learn about them.

Mai is bored, so Zuko decides to show her how to defend herself with his knife. Oneshot Maiko

Wound between Zuko's fingers was a ribbon of black material, the small blue disk cradled in his palm the necklace's only ornament.

One shot or a long drabble. Major Avatar State spoilers. A wild thought occurred to me the instant right after Zuko pulled out that knife. Maybe it occurred to him, too. Rated T for thoughts of suicide.

After 'Waterbending Scroll' many details become confusing to Katara all that she knows is that she's been thinking about him recently. ONE SHOT

A glance into the mind of a man obsessed. Zukocentric. No original characters.