Hi Hi! :3 I'm Mason. I haven't written anything yet, but I will (one day!)

I looove anime, but I'm also a fan of Narnia, LOTR, ROTG, POTC, Marvel, DC Comics (OMG Gotham Academy!!) and Disney. I also love love love crossovers - I'm always coming up with them in my mind (though they rarely end up completed on my computer D:)

For now I mostly read, but I. Will. Write. ...eventually -.-"

Copy and Paste This On Your Bio If You Are A Listening Ear

As a Listening Ear, I do hereby pledge to be here for anyone who needs someone to talk to. I may not fully understand your situation; I may not know you personally. But I will be here for you, should you need me. I will be your Someone to turn to when there is no one else. I will be on your side, even if the entire world is against you. I will be the shoulder you can cry on when it gets too much. I will do my best to give you encouragement when you are down. Any time you need me, just PM me. I'll be there.

Signed,

thedudedude

lovelace404

Stupid Instructions:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

On baby stroller: “Remove child before folding.” (*Sigh* If I must …)

On a brass fishing lure with a three pronged hook on the end: “Harmful if swallowed.” (I wonder who got to test that out?)

MASON'S TRUTH OR DARE GAME!!!

Soo here are some dares/truths I got off the 'Net. Do these dares / answer these truths and PM me the results... if you dare :D

Dares

- Poke someone you don't know on Facebook

- Take an item of food from the fridge and kiss it passionately for thirty seconds

- Give your sister or classmate a hug and refuse to let go. You're not allowed to tell them why you did it, either!

- Until lunchtime begin everything you

say with "All hail Queen Cleopatra."

- Peel a banana with out using your

hands.

- In school, stand on your desk and

yell something really stupid.

- Wear your brother/ sisters clothes

for an hour even if they are to

big/small or gross

- Hop around the room while yelling at the top of your lungs

- Do 25 push ups.

- Do 50 sit ups

- Moonwalk across the room for no good reason.

- Do the robot dance.

- Sing a song out loud and way off-key in a public place.

- Wear all your clothes inside out.

- Keep an ice cube down your pants

till it melts.

- Go out wearing a toilet paper turban.

Truths

- What is abnormal about you?

- Have you ever wet the bed?

- The meanest thing you've ever commented under 'Anonymous'?

- What is the worst date / most embarrassing crush moment you've ever had?

- What is the best prank you have

pulled?

- Where is the weirdest place you've

ever peed?

- What did you really want to be when

you grew up?

- What is your secret talent?

- When did you stop bathing with

your sibling?

- If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?

- What's one thing you absolutely can't live without?

- Most embarassing fangirl/fanboy thing you've ever done?

- Most embarassing text you've accidentally sent?