I am the world's laziest writer...I get ideas for fics that I would love to see for whatever fandom and instead of writing them myself, I post them to communities as challenges or else start them with the best of intentions of finishing only to get totally sidetracked and run out of steam...what I do write is usually awful but just finishing it is my acheivement so I post it anyway. From this I have learnt that reviewers on FF.net are far too kind!

Some of my fave pairings are Mulder/Scully, Olivia/Alex, Mirandy and Calzona.

My favourite pizza toppings are onion, mushroom and pepperoni. It is my strongly held belief that people who enjoy chunks of pineapple on their pizzas should seek psychiatric care.

In life I am extremely passive aggressive and avoid any kind of confrontation. Rile me up on a message board though and woe betide.

I am not a morning person. I don't drink coffee. I am terrified of clowns.

I once cheated in a maths exam by taping a calculator to my upper leg under my school skirt and taking no less than 7 toilet breaks.

I own the world's two stupidest dogs. I support the world's best rugby team. I really appreciate a well executed pun.

I am morally opposed to 'Jedward'. I believe that beer is what the angels drink in heaven.

That about covers all you need to know about me! Anything I've missed? Send a stamped addressed envelope to the address below with your questions and a 5 dollar bill and I'll get right back to ya! ;)

Have an adequate day.