About the author:

25/F/USA

--Atheist--

--Bisexual--

--ENFP--

Find me on Ao3!

h t t p s : / / a r c h i v e o f o u r o w n . o r g / u s e r s / S o m e w h e r e _ I n _ T i m e / p r o f i l e (Pen name: Somewhere_In_Time)

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h t t p : / / m e m b e r s . a d u l t - f a n f i c t i o n . o r g / p r o f i l e . p h p ? n o = 1 2 9 6 9 9 6 7 9 8 (Pen name: Somewhere_In_Time)

likes: Avatar the Last Airbender, football, cats, eating when I'm not even hungry, metal music, shopping and wasting money on things I don't need, coffee, singing karaoke while drunk, reading and writing fanfiction, my summer job at phantom fireworks, wasting infinite hours playing the Sims or Skyrim, daddy doms, people being gendered correctly, vaccines

dislikes: organized religion, Donald Trump, children (toddlers especially), guns, people who don't put their shopping carts back where they belong, baby boomers who ruined the economy and have the audacity to accuse millennials of being lazy and/or not working hard enough, the Philadelphia Eagles and their shitty fans, people who don't like cats, fear mongering directed at immigrants and Muslims, people who buy into said fear mongering, radfems (especially TERFs - stands for trans exclusionary radical feminist), gentrification, guys who beat off to lesbo porn but think two women shouldn't get married, Pepsi when I wanted Coke, obvious self-insert OCs

hate: Azula redemption - more specifically, dime-a-dozen half-assed redemption fics that follow the same three or four recycled, garbage plotlines with a side of Azula humping whichever girl the author prefers to ship her with (usually Ty Lee) and massive amounts of character derailment

OTP: Ozula (Ozai/Azula) Yes, I'm serious. Fight me.

NOTP: Tyzula (Azula/Ty Lee)

Don't like something I said? Feel like sending me a message and telling me off? Whatever, I'll ignore and block you. Find better things to do with your life.

Like something I said? Private messages welcome!

Note 8-23-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 7-19-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 6-10-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 5-25-19: New AtLA story Daddy's Promise. X-posted from Ao3.

Note 5-22-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 5-1-19: Chapter 25 added to Kuebiko.

Note 4-14-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 3-30-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 3-24-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 3-9-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 2-26-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 2-12-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 1-29-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 1-15-19: As of today, the following stories are officially discontinued: High Above Me; Femme Fatale; Have Mercy, My Dear; Is This Love? I apologize for any inconvenience and/or disappointment.

Note 1-14-19: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 12-31-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 12-23-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 12-16-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 12-9-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 12-2-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 11-25-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 11-18-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 11-11-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 11-4-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 10-28-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko.

Note 10-21-18: New chapter added to Kuebiko. Other stories on hold.

Note 10-14-18: 2 new chapters added to Kuebiko.

Note 10-7-18: New AtLA story Kuebiko. Fire Nation wins AU, Ozula-centric. X-posted from Ao3.

Note 12-8-16: For those of you concerned with Lust...yes it will be updated in due time. Hotter and heavier than ever, my lovelies! Please do hold the requests for now, as I have plenty to work with! I'm writing new chapters, as well as editing/improving existing ones. Chapters 1-3 have been revised and re-posted! In no particular order, here is a list of upcoming one-shots: Azula/Katara, Aang/Katara, Chit Sang/Suki, Hahn/Yue, Ursa/Azula, Zuko/Toph, Sokka/Azula, Zuko/Sokka, Jet/Ty Lee, Hakoda/Ozai, Zuko/Ty Lee, Suki/Toph, Mai/Ty Lee, Ty Lee/Katara, June/Ty Lee, Aang/Onji, Aang/Mai, Zuko/Ursa, Zhao/Azula, Zhao/Katara, June/Azula, Sokka/Toph, Aang/Ty Lee, Hakoda/Kya, Ozai/Zuko, Iroh/June.

Note 12-6-16: Enjoy Lovers and Liars, a little dark Zhaozula, Tyzula, and Ozula.

Note 9-5-16: New Last Airbender story published concerning our favorite dysfunctional royal family, Fortress. Enjoy.

MY STORIES

Finished stories

Used

Payback

Dream Of Mirrors

Crystal Eyes

The Dragon And The Huntress

All In The Family

Road Of The Dark Soldier

Most Girls

Fortress

Lovers and Liars

Daddy's Promise

Works in progress

Lust

Kuebiko

Discontinued

High Above Me

Femme Fatale

Have Mercy, My Dear

Is This Love?

Other things about me that nobody asked but I typed it out anyways..

Favorite TV shows:

Avatar : the Last Airbender, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Wentworth, Legend of Korra, Supernatural, Lost, Rescue Me, Beavis and Butthead, Orange is the New Black

Favorite Movies:

Kingpin, Bad Santa, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Fight Club, Sweeney Todd, Superbad, Orphan, Lost Boys, The Color Purple, The Butterfly Effect, Aladdin, Troy, Shawshank Redemption, Interview with the Vampire

Favorite Music:

Iron Maiden, Dokken, KISS, Def Leppard, Ramones, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, HIM, Rush, Evanescence, Dimmu Borgir, Atreyu, Bullet For My Valentine, L.A. Guns, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Marilyn Manson, Ratt, White Lion, Guns N' Roses

Favorite characters:

Avatar- Azula, Zuko, Ozai, Iroh, Katara

Harry Potter- Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy

Korra- Mako, Korra, Bolin, Lin Beifong

Lost- Sawyer, Locke, Jack, Hurley, Charlie

Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit- Sam, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Gollum/Smeagol

Wentworth- Franky Doyle, Liz Birdsworth, Bea Smith

Game of Thrones- Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister, Jon Snow, Arya Stark, Margaery Tyrell, Ned Stark, Khal Drogo

Personal views:

DEZ CAUGHT IT!!!

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