This is what happens when you piss off Extremists and destroy their favourite characters.

And this is for you, Andou Masaki.

1. What is Mikasa?

The Mikasa is a flying fortress, commanded by Yoneda. It is mentioned by him as the Hanagumi's last triumph (kirifuda), used in the battle against Aoi Satan (at the Seimajou) and against Musashi, in Sakura Taisen 2. In Sakura Taisen 4, it is stolen by Nagayasu Okubo.

2. How big Mikasa is?

You mean 'How big is Mikasa?' -- Mikasa is 8047.822 meters in length, 4121.824 meters high.

3. What is Maria role in her latest performance?

Latest: Jean Val Jean (Les Miserables); Currently: Hikari (Shin Aoi Tori)

4. What is Hanaguni's latest performance?

The Hanagumi's last performance in ST4 was "Aa, Mujou, Les Miserables". Now playing Shin Aoi Tori.

5. What is Ohgami position at the moment 1928?

Ohgami's position was "chuui", or first lieutenant in the Marine. At the theatre, he was nominated by Yoneda as the new manager; however, he is called "Manager Apprentice" (Shihainin Minarai) by the Hanagumi.

6. Who is Ohgami's Nephew and What is his profession?

Ohgami's nephew is Taiga Shinjirou, and he is also a clipper (mogiri) for Little Lips; he's nominated the capitain of the New York Kagekidan - Hoshigumi after Ratchet Altair's approval.

7. Who is Nagayusu Okubo?

Nagayasu Okubo - a noh player who has stolen the Mikasa. His voice actor is Hiroi Ouji himself. He devoted all of his efforts into the developement of mining in Sado and Iwami, and builds Kinza and Ginza. He's a Noh-gakushi and a sorcerer. He contributes to the building of Edo; however, he is betrayed by the people and executed by the Buddhist priest Tenkai. He becomes vengeful, and curses the Edo he created.

8. What is Parisian Blood?

Parisian Blood is a bloodline started from the old times of Paris, by a creature called "parishii". Parishii was very integrated with nature, however, which raged after the destruction caused by the Roman Empire and then by the construction of the City. All the Pariskagekidan members follow that bloodline. The whole story is explained by Salut.

9. What is the Relation of Parisian Blood and ST Story?

Due to the lack of official enlightment regarding the topic, very little in the Sakura Taisen story in general... although, it turns out to be the reason of everything in Sakura Taisen 3. "The earth hates the City; Parishii hates paris. The Kaijin are the revolt of the earth. The revolt of the earth which hates the city. In the reikon there's power, and then, Paris will be destroyed".

10. Who is the name of Maria's former captain?

Yuri Mikhail-Nikolaevich

ARGH! The reason we write this is BECAUSE we are Purists. We love Sakura Taisen, and since it seems to be coming to an end (so sayeth Hiroi), we want to treasure our memories -- not have them FUCKED UP. Goddamnit! Dense!

In our defense, we'd like to ask you a few questions.

1. Which Kanna role was made twice in two different Kayou shows?

2. What song in Shin Takara Jima got lyrics slightly changed from the original?

3. In which Hanagumi Camera does Ouji Hiroi appear dressed as Iris?

4. Why is Lobelia so angry at the end of "Shissou! Team Chattes Noires!"

5. In Warae! Hanagumi, which person has an imposter?

6. What's Maria's story in the "Keitai Adventure - Rakuen No Tobira"?

7. Who's the annoying person that keeps stopping the flow of the story in "Haru Kaze no Koi Uta" drama cd?

8. What does Iris ask Maria in the shower in the Les Miserables drama cd?

9. Which group wins the last (Senshuuraku) Sugoroku game in Warae! Hanagumi?

10. Which song can Tanaka Mayumi not remember the lyrics to in Warae! Hanagumi, even though she has sung it in a recorded version before?

11. Takano Urara takes the Hanagumi Camera in the first day of the cast-staff meeting. In which Kayou show does this happen?

12. There's an expression Takano Urara repeats many times in the Sakura Zensen 2004, backstage and on stage. What expression is that?

Read it, understand it, know where we are coming from.