OddOneVeronicaAndKat
 Author has written 7 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Wolverine & the X-Men, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Ultraviolet, 2006. Something I think you people should know... I'm a... GEMINI!!! and you know what that meeeeaaaannnnns!!! yes i LOVE using big words and i'm quite talkative. Anyway i just want to say that every person who at least glances through my stories y'all are awesome! if you feel like you must leave flames after reading i appreciate your opinion and shall take it as constrctive criticism! Also just to say how greatful i am to see that you care enough to actually read this crappy little paragraph... I wish you all well and if you want to know about my other so called talents. (I'm pretty sure i suck at both writing and art.) here is my Deviantart page: Thank you for your time! -Kat Hey! Kat and my 'sister' Veronica here! we LOOOVE this site! Veronica: Kat's the hyper one and I'm the more relaxed one. Kat: O_o Relaxed my @$$ your kidding right? Veronica: Shut up. Kat: your the Kickass one and i'm just crazy that's all. Veronica: Yes! you admit it! You are crazy! Kat: Yeah yeah whatever V. Veronica: The point is you litterally can't have one without the other! Kat: That's right! we're two halves of the same girl! Veronica: Yeah except i control the brain. Kat: no you don't... Veronica: so anyway enjoy learning about us if you decide to keep reading! Kat: Yeah cool stuff comin to our stories too! Both: Thank You!!! Our fave stuff is X-men evo, Wolverine and the x-men, and Fruits Basket! i also love Psych, Monk, (WE MISS U MR. MONK!) and Cake Boss. Check out the awesome music vid we DON'T OWN! (Sick Puppies Rule!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLT5JQxUT88 Favorite quotes are: "The best wa to hide something or someone is in plain sight." -Judson (The Librarian) "Superman Never Says FORK!" -scottish falsetto sock puppet theatre. (Youtube) "Gus Don't be a gooey chocholate chip cookie!"-Shawn Spencer (Psych) "We're on a bridge Charlie!"- the blue unicorn (Charlie the unicorn) "Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnaaaaaa!"-Blue unicorn (charlie the unicorn) "Aww Mr. Happy face didn't blow up!"-Mc. SQuizzy the squirrel (Open Season) "Hey how you doin?"-Joey Tribbiani (Friends) "I'm gonna go save the panda!... Panda's dead!"-that gay guy from Balls of Fury (I have nothing against gay people!) "Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones"-My Friend Bailee (Freshman Spanish 1) couples we Like and are all for! CoughKurtXocCough Kurtty Romy Loro Rovan or Evogue or how ever you say Rogue X Evan they are cute! Joey & Phoebe Ross & Rachel Monica & Chandler Shawn & Juliet! WHOOOOO THEY FINALLY GOT TOGETHER!!!! haha Lassie was so unsuspecting... couples i dislike completely!: Lancitty Kurmanda Shawn with any one but Juliet and Juliet with any one but Shawn Music i like: Paramore, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Seether, The All American Rejects, Nickelback, Lifehouse, Creed, Coldplay, The Fray, Avril Lavigne, Justin Timberlake, Black Eyed Peas, Fergie, Daughtry, David Archuleta, David Cook, Hinder, No Doubt, Guen Stefani, Jason Mraz, Colbie Caillat, John Mayer, Jordin Sparks, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Lady GaGa, U2, Journey, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Metro Station, Cobra Starship, Natasha Bedingfield, OneRepublic, P!nk, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Vanessa Carlton, The Ting Tings, Leona Lewis, 3 Doors Down, Carrie Underwood,The Killers, Superchick, Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies, Garth Brooks, The Verve, The Eagles, Green Day, and Orianthi. More Quotes and Jokes: A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby i'd like a coke... is pepsi ok?... Is monopoly money ok?...i'd like a pepsi...is coke ok? Yes reverse psychology worked! my friend came to school the other day with alittle green house from monopoly...and said it owned my little dog! ... i then pulled out my monopoly red apartment building and said my building owned her car and house!...then one of our friends walked up to us and yelled that his monopoly building (sky scraper) owned all our pieces! there are 7 days in a week... Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, W.T.F... and everyones favorite SATURDAY!!!! Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. -Mary Schmich When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.-Hunter S. Thompson I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying -Oscar Wilde I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? -Paul Merton If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? -Steven Wright You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeners I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. -Elayne Boosler The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.-unknown I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.-unknown The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.-unknown When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.-unknown Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come! -unknown Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.-unknown A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her." Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!" I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy evey minute of it. There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C. The reason I'am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Common sense is the enemy of comedy. Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. What is this 'kindness'you speach of? Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma.I will gladly help you. Define 'normal' When in doubt...throw a chair. If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress? Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives. Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it. Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to. Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opprintunity. Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas. He who laughs last thinks slowest. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried. Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder. Forgive your enemies,but remember their names. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing. Fun flies when your doing time. My reality check bounced. If: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percentand K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percentbut A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percentand, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percentand look how far this one will take you, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have. Somebody needs a Happy Meal. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow To put it nicely, I hope you choke. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you're crazy A day without sunshine is like... night. A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. I do what cheerios tell me. I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. How to Get Kicked out of a fast food resturaunt: 1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.) 2. Pay entirely in pennies. 3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons. 4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!" 5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.” 6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!” 7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s. 8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.) 9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.” 10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts. 11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!) 12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.” 13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.) 14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.) 15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent. 16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too. 17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.) 18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area. 19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.” 20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing. 21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue. 22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too. 23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.) 24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.) 25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!" Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR! 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. (meow mix song possibly) 12) quote fire marshal bill's "Let me show you something" try to do his voice if possible. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear ticking?" 16 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The Bad peoplez are coming!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him) 11-attempt to fly off a high shelf 12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.. 16-go to the hose keeping isle and pick up a broom and yell "Up!" at it How to Get Kicked out of a fast food resturaunt: 1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.) 2. Pay entirely in pennies. 3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons. 4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!" 5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.” 6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!” 7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s. 8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.) 9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.” 10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts. 11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!) 12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.” 13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.) 14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.) 15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent. 16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too. 17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.) 18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area. 19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.” 20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing. 21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue. 22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too. 23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.) 24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.) 25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!" Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms. 2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one. 3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. 6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. 7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda. 8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. 9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy. 10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month". 11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. 12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches. 13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball. 14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!" 15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor. 17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental. 18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends". 20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want. 21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. 24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom. 25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. 27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" 30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 31) I will not sell any of these things i'm not supposed to do to first years retitaling it"Things I'm allowed to do 34) i will not tell Dumbledore that his appearance is "feeding stereotypes" 35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell. 36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 37) i will not sing the "harry potter puppet pals" 39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". 41) I will not become a rat animagus and re-name myself Yuki. 48) I will not repetitively ask Snape “Who are you?” while blowing on a bubble pipe. 49) I will not conjure up lemons and say "Life hath given thou LEMONS!!" 50) Using wizard swears inside the walls of hogwarts is also forbidden even if Dumbledore has forgotten he set this rule. 51) Dobby is also not looking for 'his precious' 52) After an argument with Harry I am not allowed to comeback with "Go cry to your Mama" 53) Dressing up as the muggle George Washington and attempting to chop down the Whomping Willow is not advised. 54) Claiming the voices inside my head made me do something is not an adequate excuse for anything. 55) No one is to EVER EVER EVER play music by Justin Bieber, in Hogwarts or anywhere else for that matter. 56) I am not allowed to play the line: "But that was when I ruled the world" from "Viva La Vida" by Cold Play for Voldemort. 57) Spongebob is not a new Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean flavor. |
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