Argh, sooo much fanfic and sooo little time. Especially with this site, twilighted, the writers coffee shop, and all those lovely Twilight sites and groups (the girls from TPPSS- I bow before thee in amazement)

So a little about me... Obviously a Twilight fan, which obviously indicates an imaginative, loyal and passionate person (aren't we Twilighters?). Not only am I just a Twilight fan, I am a sufferer of OCD (Obsessed Cullen Disorder), I do have weak moments for the following: Alias, Angel, Bones, Buffy, Farscape, Grey's Anatomy, Roswell, Smallville and Will and Grace but have abstained from the above due to Twilight being my 'fix' of choice. And thats where you lovely people come in!!

Am in a quote teasing mood...

1) That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes

2)I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.

3)Dogs barking can't fly without umbrella.

4)- That's the Christmas spirit.
- Hello? Still Jewish. Chanukah spirit, I believe that was. Anyway, forgiveness is pretty much a big theme with me this year because of the...

5)Stay with me.
- Sir, people might talk. I'll be put out in the streets. My little boy would... I can't lose this job.
- Then you best keep quiet.
- You're hurting me.
Cry out, call for help. I'm sure Mistress will believe your behaviour beyond reproach.
- Please.

6)But you see... That's what makes you different than other beasts. They kill to feed. But you took more kinds of pleasure in it than any creature that walks or crawls.
- Oh, God.
- Yeah. Cry out. Make a scene. I was to be married that week, but then, as I recall, you knew that.
- It wasn't me.
- It wasn't you? but then, as I recall, you knew that.
- It wasn't me.
- It wasn't you?
-A demon isn't a man. I was a man once.
-Oh, yes. And what a man you were. A drunken, whoring layabout and a terrible disappointment to your parents.
-I was young. I never had a chance to...