I was LOTRDomNLijFreak, but since I am over that obsession (I'm still obsessed...just not as much!) I desided to change my user name. so yeah.

Once again I changed my name. Simply-Too-Punk-For-You bored me.

I am now AshTheDeathBat

They will be jealous cause we is bullets
...Word.

Stop poking me with magic poke

info bout me!
Name: Ashley
Age: 17 ...mental age is about ... 2 or 3 years old =D
Status: Single with loads of Celebrity crushes
Hair: Red/brownish.
Eyes: 2, Blue
Nicknames: SHLEE, Ash Vengeful, Ashey,Mikey, Ashley-Bug, Re Re, Milly, Ratty(looong story) Angel of Music, Jesus of Suburbia
Heroes: Billie Joe Armstrong, Zacky Vengeance, Synyster Gates, and My Grandma for not giving up even until the end. I love you so much. I still miss you and think about you every single day. I will continue to do that until I take my last breath.

Favorites
Colors: Purple, Black, Red
Genre of Music: Rock, Punk, Pop-punk, Metal, old school 90's pop, Screamo. Pretty much anything along those lines.
Bands That Have Made Me Who I Am: Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance and Simple Plan (Iloveyouguys)
Bands: 30 Seconds To Mars, The Academy Is..., Aerosmith, As I Lay Dying, Avenged Sevenfold, The Black Tide, Blue October, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Bullet For My Valentine, Cute Is What We Aim For, Cold, Dashboard Confessional, Escape the Fate, Evanescence, Everlife, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, The Foo Fighters, From First To Last, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Head Automatica, Hit the Lights, Imogen Heap, In This Moment, Iron Maiden, Jack's Mannequin, Jet, KISS, Letter Kills, Lights Resolve, Lostprophets, Mae, Mars Volta, Metro Station, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, The Network, New Years Day, The Offspring, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Plain White T's, Papa Roach, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K, Rock Star Supernova, Senses Fail, Simple Plan, T.a.T.u., Three Days Grace, Three In Addison, Thrice, The Used, Zebrahead
Food: Mexican, Geman, Itallian
Animals: Koala bears, Cats, Tigers, Monkeys, and Pengiuns
Authors: J.K. Rowling, Judy Blume, Holly Black, other people...
TV: LOST, Invader Zim, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Criss Angel, Mind Freak
Movies: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Finding Nemo, Sydney White, Napoleon Dynamite, School of Rock, Billy Madison, 50 First Dates, Disterbia, The Phantom Of the Opera, The Lion King, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (orignial), Lemony Snickets: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter 1-5, Goonies, Back to the Future, Peter Pan, The Chronicles of Narnia, Holes, The Master of Disguise, Date Movie
Actors: Dominic Monaghan, Adam Sandler, Shia Labeouf
DVDS: Green Day: Bullet in a Bible, Simple Plan: A Big Package For You, My Chemical Romance: Life on the Murder Scene, Green Day: International SuperVideos, and Simple Plan: Still Not Getting Any... (dual disk and Tour Edition), Green Day: Dookie, the critical review

Oink oink Zoopals...

Random Sheet.

-- I'm a hard-core Green Day fan and a hard-core Avenged Sevenfold fan.
-- I'm going to be a Music Producer when I get out of school.
-- I'm the lead vocals in a band.
-- I play the guitar and some piano
-- I've wanted to be a singer since I was four
-- Labels are the stupidest thing in the entire world
-- I like being a strange person
-- I randomly burst into song
-- I'm pretty sure I have ADD/ADHD, OCD, and insomnia.
-- I have a huge fear of the dark and funerals.
-- I miss my Grandma more than anyone person.
-- Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance are amazing.
-- I am in fact random.
-- I only like a few flavors of vitamin water.
-- Dancing like a moron is my favorite hobbie
-- I am aware that I spelled that wrong.
-- I can infact fit inside of a locker.
-- Chocolate... it's my favorite.
-- I eat more candy than any one person should
-- ... CANDY =)
-- Halloween is my favorite holiday.
-- My pokemon bring on the nerds to the yard. They're like you wanna trade cards?
-- I don't enjoy oldies music. My mom uses it as a tourcher device when my sister and I fight in the car.

Well if you wanted honesty... GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Mah Famous Friends
(aka - People I've met.)

--Toby Rand (and the rest of Juke Kartel)
--Motion City Soundtrack
--Trace Cyrus (Umm, well, kind of. He slammed into me after the concert and nearly knocked me over.)
--Black Tide
--Avenged Sevenfold (except for the Rev.)
--Jepha from the Used

Hahaha

George from Sydney White is my best friend!

Insert space filler here...

I may get to see Good Charlotte in August! =D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Do you see what I see?
STOP LOOKIN IN MY WINDOWS!

My Favorite Moments.

Katy:(puts tiny junior mints box on head)Hi kids I'm Wilma Wonka!
Me:Who's Wilma?
Katy:Willy's Wife.

Chrissy: (on lost)Charlie said bloody blood last night.
Me: I know!
Chrissy: I was like Bloody blood thats funny!
Later that Day in Gym
Me:Chrissy! Help Me!Im BLEEDING BLOODY BLOOD thats very BLOODY!
Chrissy:ill save you!WAIT! I cant save you unless i know your BLOODY BLOODtype! I dont ever know my BLOODY BLOODtype

Me:Dad? If Red is the bad color and yellow is the good... does that mean that orange is the color that u wear when you're good and bad?
Dad:Shut up and watch the movie.-me and dad watching the village

Jennifer:Where's Disneyworld in Florida?
Chrissy: Ohio

Dad: Who calls Sam nice hobbit one moment and cruel hobbit the next?
Me:Frodo, no wait, Bill the pony, noooo, Lambas bread?
Dad:(gives wierd look)
Me:no wait it was Gollum.-me and dad playing lotr triva.

Me:I CAN'T MOVE! IM A BUTT MAGNET!

Chrissy: DUDE! (looks up at sky.)
Me: What?
Chrissy: (points) A BIRD!

Chrissy: (Yells at me while I was in the bathroom) STAY IN THERE!
Me: Why?
Chrissy: Just stay in there!
Me: (opens bathroom door and hits something.) Wha?
Chrissy: (sitting in front of the door video taping her cat) OW! I told you to stay in there!

Chrissy: I wil now only answer to GLAAAAAAAHHHSSSSSSHHHHHHHHWAAASHOOO! I will not respond to anything other than that.
Me: Well, I'm never taking to you again.

Chrissy: Look there's Ash, she's eating a ghetto poptart.
Me: YOU'RE GHETTO POPTARTS CHRISSY!
Chrissy: (gasps) TAKE... THAT... BACK!
Me: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Me: ...Can't touch my mom!
Donna :WHAT?!
Guy backstage: SHHHH!

Kacy: Hi I'm here at the place and Ashley's being stupid and ummm filming me. And I'm going to hurt her if she doesn't stop...like now.
Me:Ooh! - Me and Kacy at the My Chemical Romance concert

Me: Sadiemon Gotta catch 'em all! Sadiemon!
Kacy's Papa: What does Sadiemon do?
Me: Sadiemon defeats apples with her fangs! She dropkicks small children! AND she does flips while she's in a car!

Me: IMA DICTIONARY!!

Sam: You know... you look like the type of person who would just wip out a knife and stab someone. Very serial killer looking. Well...maybe not stab...but cut.
Me: Um...thank you?

Me: (putting markers together in the middle of class): SAM! Look! Look at my markers Sam!
Sam: (markers collapse on him): What is your problem?!

Sam: I miss sitting by you kid. You were a fun dude, yah know. I loved messing up those markers and having you freak out and st-
Me: MY MARKERS! (runs across the class room)

Sam: (bends over infront of me)
Me: Sam! (kicks his rear end) I don't want to look at your Family Guy boxers!
Sam: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT?
Me: Well don't bend over in front of me!
Sam: (knocks pencil off of my desk and bends over)
Me: SAM!!

Me: (While looking out Kacy's window) Come out of your house hot kid!
Kacy: Ashley, I think that he's only here every other weekend...
Me: (Turns around wildly and glares) It's is Fri-DAY, Kacy! Fri-DAY!
Kacy: Are you trying to make a point out of that?
Me: YES! (turns around to face window and bashes face off of the wall)

T-rex bursts through the door and people on T.V. scream
Me: (Makes claws with hands) RAWR! He's my best frand! RAWR!
--Watching Jurrasic Park in Science class.--

Mikie: Look bones!
Me: Those don't look like animal bones...
Mikie: Yay! Cannibals are here!

Derek: Where did everybody go?
Me: (Looks around) Um...
Derek: Maybe they got eaten by bears!
Me: Oh. That's okay.
Derek: No it's not! It means we're next!
Me: It could have been a deer!
Derek: A deer?!
--While on a hike in science class--

Me: (Smacks Ali while stuck in traffic)
Ali: OW! (Throws some sort of food at me)
(This causes a huge smack fight involving dvds, stuffed animals, and shoes)
Mom: THAT'S IT! (puts in oldies music in the cd player)
Ali and Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT THAT!

Dad: Well it's time for me to watch golf...
Me: HOORAY! NAP TIME!