ABOUT THE AUTHORS:

WC: WC stands for WeaselChick.

Real Name: Gremlin

Age: between 5 to 100 gajillion zillion. Try and figure it out if you want.

Height: Short

Weight: Under 500 and over 5

Species: Half vampire, half wolf demon.

Where To Reach The Great and Wonderful WeaselChick: weaselchick98@yahoo.comand blackwolf289@yahoo.com

Quotes:

"Fear my army of evil pink mutant cannibalistic weasels!" Me!

"Weird and proud of it!" Me...again!

"I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it." Some random quote.

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MF= Mattitude Follower, but dont call me that I am now Moongoose Mcqueen.

Real Name: Moongoose McQueen

Age: Beyond all your mind can possibly comprehend

Height: ummmmm somewhere between the height of the worlds shortest woman and the earth's tallest man

Weight: wouldnt you like to know

Occupation: homeless man (will drop pants for food)

How to contact Moongoose " mattitude follower" McQueen: krobelus_of_urath@yahoo.com

noteable quotes:

"Bender is a genuis!" -Bender

"Look, it's that guy you are." -Fry

"Do I look like I got a sign around my neck that says 'free skate lessons for dumbasses'?" -Iggy Van Zandt

"Now the rubber band is on the other claw!" -Zoidberg

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7/23/05: 2:30 am:

Yay! We're new! No one's read our stories!...uh...story...only one...for now (evil bad guy music)

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WC MF inc would like to not thank: Chris Jericho (quit stalking us and stealing all your ideas from Moongoose), Shao Kahn (for wearing a loin cloth), anybody named Al, whoever invented the phrase 'Chill out', and Hostess Twinkies filling.

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Beatles fans...Do not flame us for Chapter 6 of Letter to Hotaru. Besides, it was mostly Moongoose's fault. Blame him.

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RIP Eddie Gurrero 1967-2005- Moongoose McQueen