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Joined 07-16-09, id: 2010460, Profile Updated: 06-17-13

Hello my name is Gabrielle I am a newby at fanfic but I've been told that I should try it out. My age will be unknown, writing is my passion it's like a little getaway for me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah...what do these mean?)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Gabrielle

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Gabiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Purple Bunny

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Dominique Vermont

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Hilgaill

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Hot Pink Ice Tea

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alqitvl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Delaine

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Singapore

10. YOUR ELF NAME: (your name backwards): ELLEIRBAG

If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Mxya, Voldyismyfather, Zerynthia

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

Okie so I was watching american idol and the harry potter marathon on abc family at the same time XD. aND I GOT THIS IDEA NOW DPN'T FREAK WHEN I SAY THIS BUT... WHAT IF THERE EVER WAS A HOGWART'S GOT TALENT?

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Bitter Escape by NoFacesOnlyMasks reviews
How do you keep from despairing when every pleasurable thing you grasp at crumbles to dust? How do you keep from becoming a monster when you're surrounded by manipulation and betrayal? In the end, it's the little things that keep you whole and sane.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 375,108 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 6/12/2010
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Things Hermione has to Explain by Lottielue1 reviews
50 Short Stories/Drabbles on small things Hermione has had to explain to Draco and Blaise over time. Some BZ/DM/HG pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,086 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood in the Water by Serronas reviews
After an accident in the summer before his Freshman year of High School left Edd in a badly injured state he developed a new attitude on life. Now in his Senior year of High School, he is known as a bully, a trouble maker and a delinquent genius. His rival, Kevin, is captain of the Baseball team and the only one in Peach Creek who challenges Eddward physically.(Now with alt ending)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,859 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie - Complete
Hate You, Hate Me by Firefly's Locket reviews
I hate you, Hermione. I hate your hair, your friends, and everything about you. But the thing I hate most… is how much I love you…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Vampire Princess by voldyismyfather reviews
Set in the sixth year, Hermione is evil, Rated M for precaution and the possible includation of sex scenes and well VAMPIRISM... want to know more read the prologue! PLEASE REVIEW :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G.
Love Is All About Muscle Science by General Button reviews
Double D looks forward to science class everyday. He's never had it better...that is until Kevin pops into the picture. Now they must work on a science project together, whether they like it or not. Edd/Kevin
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,174 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
I Dream of Fangs by as much fun as holding a gun reviews
Currently being "revamped!" Aristocratic, temperamental, haughty, pompous... all words that could be used to describe Lacroix. Is it any surprise that his relationship is as complicated as his leadership over the LA kindred? Lacroix x oc.
Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,253 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Let This World Explode : The Fabulous Killjoys by SynthesteticFlame reviews
My version of what happens next to the Killjoys. Set After Sing video
Umbrella Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Blood And Roses MCR THE AFTERMATH OF SING by AlterationLover reviews
Following the distruction of SING, two killjoys, Synthetic Flame and Crimson Pixie rescue the killjoys
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,966 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Dirty Picture by Cullen1723 reviews
ONE-SHOT- Dirty Picture BELLA GETS A TEXT FROM A "RANDOM NUMBER". ARE SO SHE THINKS. WHOEVER IT IS WANTS A DIRTY PICTURE OF HER.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Find Your Love by theunsweetenedtruth reviews
Blaise and Hermione were an item during the war until he left for Italy.Now that he's back everything's changed and he wants her back.But Draco Malfoy's not giving her up without a fight. HG/BZ, mentions of HG/DM Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Aftermath by speculate reviews
Based off my ideas for the plot My Chemical Romance gave us through their tweets. Own story, My Chemical Romance based, My Chemical Romance characters. True lives of the fabulous Killjoys fic. R&R?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
Kiss me, woman! by davestridersjunk reviews
Blaise Zabini takes pleasure in ruining his best friends life. Draco Malfoy is on the brink of becoming depressed as every time he tries to kiss his girlfriend, he is somehow interrupted. How much does a guy have to do to get a first kiss?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nasty, Naughty Boy by Kriminal Krissy reviews
Songfic/Dramione Hermione proves a point. Rated M for later Chapters. Prologue is set a little more into the story. Begins at 1. Sexy Lil' Me. I Love Reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trading Places by TaInTeDxTeArDrOpS reviews
Axel decides to switch things up on his abusive hot-tempered nymph, Larxene. Lemony! Inspired by the song Trading Places by Usher. Reviews wanted!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
The Alchemy of Love by Sunscarf reviews
Draco loves Hermione. Blaise loves Hermione. And Hermione doesn't know what she wants. Redoing their 7th year of Hogwarts, after the war. A quirky story that turns dark... These three will face trials and tribulations that will test their bonds and loyalties. Apologies for the writing at the start (I was 15) will continue on this year and hopefully complete it! Slowly editing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
An Unconventional Proposal by Lissya reviews
Draco's way of wooing the Gryffindor Princess is rather... unconventional. But then again, so is her response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cursed Mistletoe by hiatuzzz reviews
Suit yourself, Granger. If you don't kiss me, you'll die in 72 hours. It's a cursed mistletoe after all. A Dramione fic.Please Read xD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Maiden's Dream by Lildaani reviews
The Daydream Charm has worn off and all affected parties have returned to normal... or have they? Hermione and Draco aren't so sure. Sequel to "The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kiss Me by zarah joyce reviews
The gorgeous guys get to pick between the bombshell and the firecracker, pretend they never saw the plain one in between them. AU. DHr. Inspired by Sinfully Sexy by Linda Francis Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If it's Not Rough, it Isn't Fun by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard, of course. " We make brief, beautiful eye contact and for a second, I'm positive our lips will make my sought-after contact before he sneers at me wickedly, with hatred and lust, clutches my arm and throws me to the ground. "
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
Lost by Pho3niX reviews
A plane crash. A deserted island. Three survivors: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini. None of them have wands. None of them are prepared to survive in such conditions. Teamwork has never looked so appealing. DMHGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Passion: The Sexy Pyro Remix by Vonna Plum reviews
Roxas loves to compose music, but he hates playing in front of other people. The answer? Myspace. He also loves a certain redhead who just so happens to be the hottest year twelve at school, but he’s too shy. The answer? Myspace. Zemyx. Giftfic to W.E.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Quarantine by KAOS reviews
UPDATED 4 YEARS LATER! !In 'Care of Magical Creatures' class, Draco pulls a trick on Hermione, resulting in them being sprayed with an infectious liquid, AND 3 months in Quarantine together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
So Much Better Without You by MeltingHoneyTea reviews
It's alright, it's okay. I want payback, Ronald Weasley, for what you have done. DM/HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,420 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wasn't A Dream! by Erzibeth-Malfoy reviews
What happens on Hermione's Birthday? HG/DM/BZ Pair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Through the Phone by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
A short phone conversation between Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CHEATING? I don't think so by granger malfoy 93 reviews
What! Hermione's cheating on her hot, sexy, husband Draco Malfoy? has she lost her mind? who could be better than the Slytherin Prince himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master of Puppets by Well I Don't Mind reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is almost forgetting that she's a human, a woman, while she's hunting vampires all over Europe. Will getting addicted to Draco Malfoy do her any good? Will he be able to help her, or is he making it all worse? Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,557 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Twisted Romance by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard with Frikey. ' I bent over and took his chin in my hand, pushing it up to my face. “Gerard, what’re you-?” '
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The My Chemical Romance Bible by XTearsXOfXInnocenceX reviews
The MCR Bible. This is for all the other MCR fans on this site. Origionally posted on deviantart by Bloody Misfit. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Love In An Elevator by dracosgem reviews
A silly little one shot with all the fixins...truly a recipe for disaster when our sexy Slytherin and our hot tempered Gryffindor get stuck in a lift together...Sequel Entitled Payback's a Witch located on author page!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Gerard by Cannibal Glow reviews
He flung open the door, saw me, and stared. Not at my face, but at my uncovered torso. “Is it later?” I asked. ' Frerard. xD
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,335 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Make It In Slytherin by kate04 reviews
She had stood up from the bed and started toward me as I ranted. There was something very predatory about her gait. And it was damn sexy.' Drabble. Dramione. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Stupid Red Liquid fanfic poem by HPFangirl71 by HPFangirl71 reviews
Just a little poem i wrote about how Draco really feels about his and Hermiones blood purity, this poem is purely Dramione and told from Dracos point of view...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Lust by heyhey13 reviews
Draco was bitten by a vampire and has a new found lust for the blood of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,797 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
So Much Like Blood by Punkindoodle reviews
As we tumble to the bed, her foot knocks over the vase of roses on the night stand and it falls over, spilling water onto the hardwood floor. Neither one of us cares; we're too far gone in our own ecstasy to worry about such trivial things. DRACO/HERMIONE ONE-SHOT ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Now Won't You Tell Me Your Name? by rawfishh reviews
Suggestive Themes. Grinding, gyrating, it was all the same thing to him. Princess, he whispered into her ear, it isn’t nice to tease. And she gasped as he nibbled on her earlobe.. OneShot, InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Rhythm by Eternity85 reviews
One shot. Draco visits a Muggle nightclub and is immediately mesmorised by a sexy female on the dance floor, although there is something vaguely familiar about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink Lady by GetItWrite reviews
Draco compares the woman in his life to apples. I know, it sounds a bit odd, but just read and it will make more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 5,248 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anon by The Scarlet Quill reviews
Trapped in the tallest tower at Malfoy Manor, Hermione is forced to play puppet in a deadly plot. She has one week to halt the matrimonial trap, but with the cruel Draco Malfoy watching her every move, can Hermione rescue her own Happily Ever After?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,669 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Casual Manipulation by Azareth Sakura reviews
Draco's in love with Hermione, Hermione's rather clueless, Harry and Ron are violently opposed, and Blaise Zabini is the only one who knows what exactly is going on. That's not surprising, seeing as he's the puppet master tugging at the strings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Compulsion by LA DIABLESA reviews
Her gaze traveled to where his hand was resting on the chair. Merlin, he had sexy hands, large hands with long, raw boned fingers. Damn, what she would give to have those on her body.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vampire Lust by lust.pain.love reviews
Lust, so simple, yet so hard. A sin. It's so gratifying. So Appealing. I'm a vampire. I feed on blood. I am dead, yet alive. Why is this? Am I stuck? Am I still half human? Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy. A DMHG Romance. Sorry, but I won't be finishing i
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tainted Love by roxorchix reviews
Everyone needs somebody to love. Hermione just defines 'love' differently when it comes to one Draco Malfoy. Lemony oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rock 'n' Roll by Azareth Sakura reviews
So one night we find Draco at a [muggle] concert. Guess which muggleborn happens to be gracing the stage that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Missing a Beat by Azareth Sakura reviews
Draco tells Hermione something he's been keeping to himself since third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Hot Summers Day by Jevanminx reviews
What do you get when it's a hot day and everyone was outside? A Topless Draco Malfoy! He's caught many eyes, but it's the chocolate brown thats caught his own eyes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning After by zarah joyce reviews
People always talked about the night before, but what about the morning after? Warning: Use of explicit language, adult themes, though none too graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merci Pour Le Venin by a story to kill me x3 reviews
Triangle: OC HG DM... Merci Pour Le Venin, meaning Thank You For The Venom, a song by My Chemical Romance, is a story about jealousy, alcholism, drugs, rage and misery and hypocrisy, a story about regret and daring, a story about love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stripping her of her Chocolate Curls by Sublime-Tranquility reviews
Granger is the target of Malfoy's infatuation. But just how far will he go in order to claim those magnificent chocolate brown curls once and for all? Very mature content, Draco Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Missing Magical Hair Gel For Blonds! by firefirefly2 reviews
Hermione watched a wailing and incoherent Draco in his red boxers (with pink hearts) with interest. He looked pitiful, he looked upset, but mostly, he looked like the opposite of the sexy Slytherin Prince." Eventual DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
night by nAims reviews
the red moon places a temporary spell over her. blankets her mind and eyes. A puppet, she walks over to his arms. Bah-humbug.... a sweet or sickly angsty fic...review! looks better than it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Impeccable by zarah joyce reviews
Three words, Malfoy. Three damned words after three damned years. Rather ironic, don't you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Me Do by pencil gal reviews
Draco makes a betchallenge with Harry. And what better prize than a kiss? Especially one from Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thoughtless by harshdecember reviews
Hermione goes back to Hogwarts, and leaves a day later to a muggle school with three others from one of each house off of a random choice. Will she survive the pressures of a real High School and Draco, or is it all too self explanitory?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,180 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sex and Candy by NeverDust reviews
Draco thinking, Hermione studying... Doesn't sound like too much but sugar always makes the world a little more... interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Games of Seduction by MaverickRyder reviews
Smart and sexy Hermione battles it out with smooth and slick Draco for the unofficial reigning champion of Hogwarts' beds. Their ultimate challenge: each other. Who will come on out top (no pun intended)? Review with your ideas and any flattery is welc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.