laserbeamskyhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. I do not own anything remotely related to Harry Potter (this is my one and only disclaimer, I'm too lazy to put it in every fic). And I kind of write for me more than anyone else - like if I write something and people don't like it but I do, well I'm gonna do what I want. Don't get me, wrong, I LOVE when people like my writing. And I love the reviews too! Which, by the way, really throw me off because when I first started putting fics up on here I never expected for people to actually READ any of them. Not that I want the reviews to stop. Please don't stop! It's just...this is more of an outlet for me than anything else, and I'm gonna be doing it my way, unfortunately. I hope this doesn't piss you off. And also, I hate Hermione. I just don't see what all the fuss is about. She's a know-it-all with frizzy hair, basically. And that is not endearing to me in any way. Love, G x |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Ultimate Payback by Wiccan98 reviews
Ginny is sick of being treated like nothing and made fun of by everyone in Hogwarts. What will happen when she comes up with a plan to get back at all those who have insulted her? Rated M for lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,134 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
5 Things Blaise Zabini Hates about Ginny Weasley by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Blaise/Ginny. In which plans go awry, and Blaise and Ginny bond over the mutual repressing of abandonment issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
The Trouble with Ties by Despaired Poet reviews
Katie Bell has a little trouble with her unruly tie. In her time of need a certain Slytherin bully happens to walk by and offer his assistance. Special thanks to Sahara Page for beta reading half of it. Read and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Katie B., Marcus F. - Complete
Spectrum by arctique48 reviews
LilyJames. One shot. Of hair and sunsets and flowers and eyes and earrings and ink and scarves. Of Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lack of Oxygen by MovingForwardsNotLookingBack reviews
Lol pointlessly silly oneshot JamesLily. Lol thats all I'm saying ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Visitation by LoveSupreme reviews
Harry and Draco get a semiunexpected visit, and are forced to discuss...feelings. Also, check out the WIP sequel Christmas Visitation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Katie's Defense by this-recurring-dream reviews
In this fluffy oneshot, Oliver has a rawther aggressive, possesive streak. And Katie...well, she's her normal Katie self. Duh. YAAAY KBOW ONESHOTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Seamus's New Groove by Jedi Goat reviews
OotP. While on a sugar high, Seamus accidentally creates a new hairstyle, models for a trendy new line of clothing and defeats Voldemort. Will the rest of Hogwarts give in to the insaneness? Oh gnomes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Seamus F. - Complete
Pitch Battles by rospberry reviews
The day Marcus Flint broke Katie's nose was the day Oliver kissed him. MarcusOliver SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Oliver W., Marcus F. - Complete
Hospital Blues by Despaired Poet reviews
Katie Bell ends up spending the night in the infirmary because of a certain Slytherin Quidditch Capitan. Only she doesn't spend it alone...Read and Enjoy! Special thanks to Sahara Page for helping me move this fic along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Katie B., Marcus F. - Complete
Chemistry by DeathRealm reviews
Blaise hated the fact that Draco was always better at Potions. DMBZ WARNING: Strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,161 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Under Pressure by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
Harry convinces Draco to attend a Ministry meeting and he finds himself under a bit of pressure at Harry's expenses. WARNINGS: SLASH HD & SEXUAL CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five Days in August by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron tries to find a way to escape the excessive heat and Pansy Parkinson. Not necessarily in that order
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
He Didn't Like Her by Ssergit reviews
Draco didn't like Luna. No really, he didn't. Fic Request for AngelicOne. Oneshot. PS: slight mistake on years, wrote it in an hour, my apologies! :blushes:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Prankster of Love by jadzialove reviews
Harry never imagined that being kidnapped would lead him to everything he ever wanted, and more. Complete Post Hogwarts, Post Voldemort, complies with canon through HBP. Harry&George, mentions FW & AJ, and also RW & HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Looking For Danger by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus is inspired by a portrait to go seek out a dangerous romance with a Slytherin. Seamus Blaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
Killing Harry Potter by H.E. Gray reviews
Blaise Zabini has been informed that Harry Potter must die. Somehow, though, nothing seems to work out as it should. Slash, oneshot, some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Because It's Trendy by Chainlinks reviews
Interhouse rivalries are very trendy and Blaise Zabini is nothing if not trendy. Seamus Blaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
Prisoner of Love by LupinFan227 reviews
While Blaise Zabini is under house arrest with Ron Weasley, it is the young Auror who finds himself held captive by his own emotions toward the former Death Eater. This is the behind the scenes to Propensity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Changing Channels by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH - A new business venture sparks an old rivalry…and hits primetime. RW-DM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Pansy ParkinsonPotter reviews
Just because I wanted to write a HPPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Pansy P., Harry P. - Complete
Hazy Bronze Remedy
SEQUEL TO PSYCHIATRY. I like it, and hope you will too. It's quite different, but good different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Broom
Ginny's ramblings to herself...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Upside of Fighting reviews
Awwsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Marital Bliss Doesn't Exist reviews
This is how much I hate Hermione. Understand that this is a JOKE, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Psychiatry reviews
In which Ron and Pansy are married.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Wildfire reviews
A DMGW oneshot. How hate or even just dislike can progress to something more. Ooh! Ron finds out. So does Harry. Ginny's panties are involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Common Room Floor reviews
Okay I just realised that the summary I wrote before was devoid of most punctuation. ANYWAY..Blaise Zabini on the common room floor. This might just be my favourite one that I've written myself .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Blaise Z. - Complete