Connor learns what it means to be human as Hank guides him along his journey of self-discovery. Connor is far from indestructible and his impulsive nature to accomplish his mission will be the death of him, or Hank! How many ways can one android injure himself, get sick or worry his friend/father as he learns what it really means to be a deviant, free and alive?

Miffed about being cheated out of the great war and Aziraphale's punishment, Gabriel hatches a plan to discredit Aziraphale and Crowley in the eyes of the mortals to make their life on earth living hell. Too bad he's a few years too late for that shit to fly. (Or: Gabriel is screaming, "Sodomites!" but nobody's listening.)

Five hurt/ comfort sickfic. In here, set between episodes 6/7 (also, in here their mom is still dead). Three days. He had three days to save the world. To save his family. Three days to figure out the mindfuck that was the end of the world. And now, he had a time traveling device.

if a boy falls apart in a world with no one left to see it, does it make a sound?

Danger does not stop for grief or injury. For Legolas, there is no rest, respite, or relief on the seemingly endless road between Moria and Lothlorien. He, with the Fellowship he has sworn to serve, has no choice but to move forward, hurting and heartbroken.

Ampeels, a species of 'inquisitive' predators. To be inquisitive, they must have some intelligence. It turns out they have quite a bit of intelligence indeed.

Thor is dead, Tony's been framed, and they've thrown him in a cell across from his favorite psychopath. Needless to say, Tony Stark has had better days. [Loki/Tony; FrostIron] (Originally titled "Framed")

He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.

Simon's trying to study, but when an injured Baz comes stumbling through the door, he gets a better idea. Snowbaz smut

It's Year 3 at Hogwarts for the Marauders and things have taken a dark turn. A powerful dark wizard is rising to power in the Wizarding World, but there are troubles inside Hogwarts too. Sirius struggles at home, and the new DADA teacher is less than fond of werewolves and tries to complicate Remus's life even as his friends secretly try to make his transformations easier. SEQUEL

The Marauders return to Hogwarts for their second year, and things pick up right where they left off. James, Sirius, and Peter continue to grow more suspicious each time Remus disappears, and Remus isn't sure he'll be able to keep his 'furry little secret' for long. How is their friendship going to survive another year of lies? Sequel is now up.

In which Lucy noticed that she has never seen Gray drink alcohol or anything related to that beverage before, and now she knows why. Crack! No pairing! Slight spoiler ahead! Rated T for safety!

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

An excitable Raven, a cunning Dwarf, and a warning shot gone wrong all set into motion a new course of events for the Battle of Five Armies. AU for the third movie. I'm pretty much messing with everything here, but it all starts with Thranduil. Naturally. Enjoy!

Thursday didn't fight a war so he could own a slave. Slave!AU.

There's a kid in the bathroom stall. He's curled on the floor, asleep or passed out with his forehead pressed against the toilet's base. In which Yukine is a runaway, Yato's homeless, Hiyori works at the local shelter, and it's the winter of the deepest freeze Tokyo's seen in thirty years.

The Cahills have found out about Google Plus! Hularious stuff happens even when they are not talking face to face! What will happen? CAUTION: I stink at summaries.

"But, well, it's a full-moon night and that changes everything." By the light of the full moon, four friends keep an old tradition. One is dead, one imprisoned, one in hiding and one has been left to pick up all the pieces. And once, they thought their bond was unbreakable...

A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17

"He picked up the two broken pieces of his heart and glued them back together; you could still see the scar, but it would have to do." / Remus Lupin, his glass heart and the times it had to shatter.

It's past midnight and Lily is stargazing (or moongazing really) in the common room. She's surprised to find Remus Lupin also awake, and they have a conversation under the nearly-full moon. But Remus has a secret, and nobody ever said Lily Evans wasn't curious... One-shot.

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

Remus Lupin is stunned to be accepted to Hogwarts. He's even more stunned when he makes three great friends in James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. The four boys create a fast friendship and set to work ensuring life at Hogwarts is never normal- but Remus's 'furry little problem' threatens to tear the small group apart with secrets and lies. Sequel Is Up.

Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.

Post-movie. Loki gets his punishment, but it's more severe than Tony ever expected, and he discovers that gods can bleed. Oneshot, Pre-Frostiron, but not romantic unless you tilt it sideways and squint. Rated T for some language and gore.

Post Huddy breakup. At one little girl's insistence that House brings her to the park to play, nothing will ever be the same again.

Familiar faces from The Mortal Instruments begin their formal education at The Institute. Even snark can't hide the fact that it's one scary place. Imagine HP meets TMI, with more sarcasm. AU, but not AH! Ch. 24: Malec moment sibling bonding

Sirius' death had hit her hard, and she knew it was eating Remus up from within even worse. RL/NT friendship, hints of RL/SB slash.

Sirius regrets things he says when he 'lies low at Lupin's.' Post-GoF, minor slash, one-shot.

Christmas 1980 arrives in the middle of war and chaos for the Wizarding world. James makes sure all his extended family is able to have the day as a haven of peace and joy at the end of a troubled year. Oneshot.

Days before the full moon, Remus Lupin's mother is murdered by Voldemort. One year out of Hogwarts, it will be the first time he has had to endure a transformation- and its aftermath- completely on his own. Or will it?

Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.

This is a one-shot that I published previously that us now going to be a series of one-shots about Alec and Magnus. I will continue this as long as people continue to review and I continue to have new, original ideas. Post-CoG for all of them, so far.

Written for the House Cup 2010 on the JC Forums, this is the Sectumsempra scene from Draco's POV.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Snape has a secret. Harry and Ron want to find out what it is, but will they be able to handle the truth? And more importantly, will they be able to convince Hermione that it's true?

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Post HBP. Remus tries to help Bill during a full moon. COMPLETE.

The pups cope with Remus’ migraine, adding a fluffy twist to a normally miserable situation. Inspired by a migraine I had the other day.

PostHBP. LupinTonks Tonks witnesses a transformation. Really, it can lead to romance. COMPLETE.

Remus gets hurt, Sirius gets cross and Kreacher gets in trouble. It all fun and games at 12 Grimmauld place! winces. NON-slash. (I don't like slash) Musings related to HBP plot and beyond. R&R please as this is my first HP fanfic

Severus Snape isn't exactly known for his kindness, and Remus Lupin is too proud for handouts. In the wake of a particularly bad full moon, our favorite odd couple have a chat. A one-shot. (not slash - unless you look really hard ;)

Twelve year old James Potter invites Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew to be his houseguests. A character study of the four boys who will grow up to be the men who fascinate us so much. MWPP at twelve.