Hullo. Welcome to my profile. And thanks for taking the time to acknowledge my ff.net existance. My name obviously isn't Refried Beans, it's Rachel. But as I'll probably be posting in Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter AND Lost (oooh, triple threat!) I couldn't use anything that referancedany one.

Well, like I said, my real name is Rachel. I live in Michigan with my parents and two dogs, and I'm currently in high school. Dam u, edukashun! I like writing (obviously), singing, horseback riding, and poking fun at my friends' favorite actors. (Side note to Hannah: Tomato nose!)I like acting (WOO GLHS DRAMA CLUB!) and if you ever see the name Jeni Hellum in a movie preview go see it because she's awesome. (My opinion is slightly biased, mind you) I also like listening to music. Any but rap. So, yeah. That's all I can think of right now, because the summer's turned me into a vegetable.

Favorite Quotes and Other Such Nonsense:

"It's not just my tongue that's bad. My spleen once stole 100 dollars from a 7/11." -Dom Monaghan

"Never, ever headbutt a hot iron or a long metal spike." Gorksys.COMedy

"Well, I'd love to be with you, Dierdre, if it weren't for my girlfriend. Well thanks for nothing, you good-for-nothing slob! That's like saying Fozzy Bear would be president, if he wasn't a BLEEDIN' MOPPET!" -Jeni, in Dierdre the Angry Scotswoman.

"It really wouldn't be that hard to get away... Them: get within ten miles You: apparate to another country Haha...suckers..." -Me to Meemson getting away from the Ministry of Magic

"I don't need protection. I can take care of myself. Me Kate, me throw rock." Sawyer, mocking Kate

"Who? Locke? The guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin." -Charlie