[HOPELESS series - part three] Hollywood and the mafia never mixed well together. That is, until mob boss Edward Cullen married the actress of the century. Now everyone wants in on the action. AU/AH/RATED M

Aelin and all of her friends in university... Let's hope that they have fun, because wyrd help the headmaster if they don't. (No consistent storyline. This story is purely for my - and your - own amusement.)

Just Say Yes (Complete) No Mercy (FinalChapterInProgress) It's a race against the clock to survive. No Mercy is a tragic love-story of grief and trauma following events of JSY. Story contains strong language, violence/torture, detailed sexual content; the story also contains drug use and rape. It's an epic read. From one pervert to another. ;)

"Looking to make BIG money fast and easy? Get paid to get off while helping others fulfill their fantasies, one word at a time." -All it took was one classified ad… and one client named, B. Fate called… and I answered. What will happen though, when Edward's favorite caller turns out to be the new girl next door, unaware of who her neighbor boy really is? **Currently On Hiatus**

Ever wondered what would have been of the VA world with Dimitri being the same age as Rose, a student at St. Vladimir and... a Royal moroi playboy? If not, then here's your chance. A twisted VA tale, same events - different approach. You can't miss it! WARNING - Mature sexual content and Violence.

When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.

CEO Dimitri Belikov came into wealth after his father's passing. A father he was never fond of. He, along with his best friend and CFO Ivan Zeklos, own a thoroughbred stable. With two derby hopefuls, will the men make the Triple Crown? Will Dimitri get ensnared in the new jockey's web? Can Rose break down the wall of ice surrounding the rich bachelor? Rated M for a reason.

The Cullen's are the biggest mafia family/organisation in the western U.S. Find out what happens when Bella gets lost one night and stumbles upon their world. Warning: violence, crime, lemons with a dirty talking Edward to come.

Isabella Swan is a girl from Brooklyn. She grew up on the values of family meaning everything. Growing up in Brooklyn she learned many things, like the Mafia runs everything. What happens one hot, Summer day when she trespasses on the beach and sees something she shouldn't of. What happens when Edward Cullen, the most feared man in Brooklyn, the world, enters her life. MOBWARD

Having escaped to Forks, will Bella find solace in dark Edward Cullen? How hard will Edward have to fight to keep that which he longs to claim? Rated MA for lemons, language, drug and alcohol content. Tattoos with meaning, leather worn well- enjoy!

The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.