"I only came here to do two things, kick ass and drink some beer. Look like we're almost outta beer."

Replace kick ass with write fics and drink some beer with review some fics; that's me in a nutshell. Don't take my fanfiction seriously! I read nearly everything as long as it holds my interest. Honestly, I've gone from Ron bashing to Trio fics, crazy ships to canon pairings, Dark Harry to Super Harry fics. I'm inclined to ignore everything in canon after Order of the Phoenix. Ships rarely matter to me but I'm very Hermione-centric, so expect lots of Hermione/Anyone. Right now I'm on a Hermione/Sirius kick, but god knows I have plenty of Hermione/Draco and Hermione/Blaise and maybe even Hermione/Draco/Blaise fics floating around. I'm not opposed to HHR or RHr, as long as it's well written! Also at the moment I'm loving Time Travel and AU fics, of all kinds. And I'm obsessing over Marauders Era fics, of any shape, size, or ship. Actually, I pretty much learn to love everything. Feel free to recommend me any fics!

As for my own writing, I tend towards willful ignorance of canon, overwrought cliches, overdone premises, irregular updates, and elaborate plots that rarely make sense, even to myself. Also, I probably write the most unimaginative fanfiction out there, honestly. Still, I like writing, and I hope my fics entertain you if only for a moment. Feel free to criticize, and on that note also feel free to admire, worship, adore, etc.

FICS:

Ten Things That Never Happened To Hermione: posted 3/21/09. Probably complete, at least until I can think of ten MORE things that haven't happened to Hermione.

Shades of Aphrodite: Chapter 3 posted 8/24/08. I can't believe I started this two years ago... it's been through many abandonments and rewrites but I promise an update soon.

A Lily By Any Other Name: Chapter 2 posted 3/7/09. My new baby! This is where I pick up stray plot bunnies and beg my muse to let me keep it, but my muse tells me the plot bunny will have a better life out on a farm and takes it out in the backyard with a rifle. I am obsessing over Marauders Era fics and this one-shot machine will (hopefully) purge me of my plot bunnies. Don't expect masterpieces, please. Sometimes it'll be funny, sometimes it'll be romantic, sometimes it'll be effed up beyond belief. Think cliched plots, with a twist (or at least a fresh coat of paint)

Encounters: On hold, possibly abandoned. Was meant to be my offering for TTH's FFA.

Daisy Chains and Dementors: Another crack fic, but at least it's complete.

RANT OF THE MOMENT - Why is it that in every time travel fic Hermione faints dead away, usually in the arms of Sirius/Remus/Severus? Or has a dramatic entrance which usually involves her dropping into the Great Hall and recovering in the Hospital Wing for a year? Can't we give her a LITTLE bit more credit? Or at least write more creative meltdowns instead of: "GASP! The year is 1977? IMPOSSIBLE!" cue faint.

What I'd Like To See - yes, everyone has read the standard Harry-Is-Betrayed-And-Possibly-Sent-To-Azkaban fics. There's even a few Betrayed!Hermione fics floating around out there. What about Ron? I want to see RON blow up and kick some ass. What if he's the one who figures everything out and smacks Harry and Hermione upside the head? Or maybe he's the one who gets screwed over by everyone. I don't know, is there anything like this?