The world is backwards, when looked at upside down...

YO, i'm kanichiwa bitches or kan-kun 4 short; 'sup?!

I love all manner of stories, my favs being horror and comedy. I'm also a sucker for a good romance.

You're a Cretin!! You know who you are! Damn your eyes =P

I will eventually write some fanfictions when I have the time/can be bothered.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! BARNEY'S CHASING ME!! I TOLD YOU! IT WASN'T ME WHO STOLE YOUR DRUGS! IT WAS THAT BLASTED PINK ELEPHANT OVER THERE! QUICK GET HIM HE'S GETTING AWAY!

In the end, the pink elephant got away...

INTERVIEW WITH KAN-KUN

Random reporter: So tell us about youself.

Me: Um...Hi i'm Kan-kan and i'm an alcoholic...er..Whoops! Sorry, wrong place...Ahem let me try that again; Hi I'm Kan-kun and i'm an fanfictionaholic; I got a disease =)

Reporter: O..kay; what are your hobbies, Kan-kun?

Me: My hobbies include watching anime, reading manga and 'real books', using the computer, surfing deviantart, reading fanfictions, reading more fanfictions and listening to music.

Reporter: I see -scribbles in a notebook- what are somethings you dislike?

Me: -Deadpanning- Stupid people and the colour yellow.

Reporter: Alrigty then. I just have a few more quetions then I will be fini-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! -A scaly man fish jumps out of nowhere and attacks reporter; reporter gets gruesomely mauled then eaten by the scaly man fish-

Scaly man fish: -wipes the blood off his face, picks his teeth with a long finger nail then sits down in the 'ex' reporter's seat- Blob boooob blobbity bloo?

Me: Hmm.. my favourite anime character would have to be...Bakura from Yugioh.

Scaly man fish: Blobyboba?

Me: No, yugioh is not my favourite anime; my favourite anime is (at the moment anyway) Loveless.

Scaly man fish: Bloo bob -takes notes in the reporters (blood stained) notebook- Bluboo

Me: Last question? Ok, shoot.

Scaly man fish: -pulls out a gun and aims it-

Me: METAPHORICALLY YOU DOUCHE BAG!!

Scaly man fish: -puts gun away and blows a raspberry-

Me: Apology excepted, now what was the question?

Scaly man fish : Blibit ob?

Me: Yes, I do think interspecies relationships are possible.

Scaly man fish: My house, 8:00pm?

Me: Sounds good, I'll see you there.

This goes on for a while so you can ignore it if you can't be bothered reading it.

My favourite pairings (at the moment), not in any order:

Ed/Envy-Full metal alchemist

Lee/Gaara-Naruto

Naruto/Sasuke-Naruto

Temari/Tayuya-Naruto

Koya/Yamato-Loveless

Soubi/Ritsuka-Loveless

Kio/Soubi-Loveless

Daisuke/Satoshi-DN Angel

Krad/Dark-DN Angel

Hikaru/Kaoru-Host Club

KUROFAI 4EVER!-Tsubasa

Kaname/Sousuke-Full metal panic

Yujinn/Darres-Vampire Game

L/Light-Death Note

Mello/Matt-Death Note

That's all I can think of at the moment.

There is a small french man,

living under my bed.

His hat is surf green

and his waistcoat is red.

He has lots of friends,

that come over to play.

They all where pink tutu's

but swear they're not gay.

...and that's why, children, you shouldn't do crack...

Fav quotes:

"Your mother plays card games in hell!!" - (Evil teddy bear, yugioh abridged).

"Screw the rules I have money." - (Seto Kaiba, yugioh abridged)

"Your mother is hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - (French guard, Monty Python the holey grail)

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did