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Joined 11-10-07, id: 1417971, Profile Updated: 08-07-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hey there people of the world... I am guessing you are pretty bored right now if you are reading this, but since you are here, I might as well tell you about myself anyway.

So, my name is Melissa. Call me whatever you want, I pretty much respond to anything. I like movies, a lot. Right now I am currently trying to wrap my mind around the intruguing addiction that is Inception. I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND a great movie?! I can't help but love it. I also really love Heath Ledger. Anything and everything about him (except his premature balding and his death... those are things I don't like to talk about.) I don't watch much television, but when I do Degrassi, 3rd Rock From The Sun re-runs, and That 70's Show are what I watch. I also love to read, as nerdy as that sounds. Harry Potter, Mysterious Skin, and anything by Anne Rice being my favorites at the moment. But I've seen a lot of random movies and read a lot of random books (and fanfics while we are at it), and I like most of them... so if you're even more bored than before, send me a message and we can talk... about literally anything.

I plan on doing some writing soon... I mean, I have matured a lot since my last stories (if you call two years and finally becoming a teenager maturing...) So don't judge if the new stuff is a lot different. You might even like it, who knows. So... now is about time where I think I should shut up and go do something productive, like writing. Goodbye stranger.

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Pics for my stories:

Rosalie's Hair

Carlisle's Hair

Carlisle's Dress

Esme's Pimp Cup

Embry's Wolf Cotume

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not The Average Camper by singingintherain9328 reviews
Michelle is a princess who would rather sing then become queen.But when danger strikes she has to go undercover as Mitchie Torres, average camper at Camp Rock.But being undercover isn't easy. Esp. when the guest intstructor starts falling for you Smitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,773 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Anyone You Want by canndyyy reviews
Nate wants to find a girl who likes him not for his fame of money but for his personality so he changes his identity and goes to Camp Rock as a new person. Nate/Caitlyn NAITLYN!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
Could You Make That Out To Mitchie? by blonde-gal reviews
Shane hasn't seen Mitchie since Camp Rock ended and is missing her like crazy. To make things worse she isn't talking to him today because she decided she was ignoring her best friend too much. How is he going to survive this dull cd signing? Smitchie-ish
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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The Band reviews
When Mike picks up a flyer sitting on the counter of his store, he has no idea as to what happens next. Trying out for the band seems great, that is until he finds out whose band he’s actually trying out for…
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
The Happiest Place On Earth reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Coma reviews
Bella suddenly wakes up only to find out...what? She's been where for the past three years? And Edward...he's...he's...? oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete