You know you are in 2012 when:
1) You accidentaly enter your
password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with
real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in
touch with your friends is they
dont have a screenname or
myspace

4) You'd rather look all over
the house for the remote
instead of just pushing the
buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even
have the ability to do your
job.

7) As you read this list you
keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you
think about sending it to all
your friends.

9) And you were too busy to
notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to
see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing
at yourself stupidly.

If you fell for this, copy and
paste it on YOUR page
and let other people fall for this!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin
"Dang... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever