Let's see... Oh! I know! Now where did I put that?... I know I have one of those get-to-know-you things around here somewhere... Whatever. I'll just use my character template.

Full Name: David Franklin BLANK (Overcautious much?)
Other aliases: Dave, Davis, Shenanigans, Ulrich-Ulrich (My German name, don't ask)
Occupation: None, thank god.
Marital Status: Single. Ladies?...
Base of operations: Michigan, USA
Height: 5"6'
Weight: 124
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Other distinguishing features: Glasses, Pocket watch always, Fedora as often as possible
Strength Level: None.
Known superhuman powers: Being creepy, writing (dur), video games, every other form of media out there, knowledge, other stuff.
Weaknesses: Insects, addictive video games, drawing, procrastination.
Other abilities: I'm double jointed...

First things first. Don't expect daily/annual postings or deviations or anything from me. I won't deliver. I shall update when I please.

OK, now on to what to expect.

-Interesting stories that stray from the norm.

-Lots of Teen Titans fan fiction.

-Fallout, Mass Effect, Halo, Half-Life, Team Fortress, Star Wars, and Oblivion fanfics, maybe.

-Probably some anime fanfics too.

-What ever else sparks my imagination.

-At least one joke in every piece.

I think that's it. So, until I post again, tschuss!