Keep Tolkien
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Joined 07-25-09, id: 2022715, Profile Updated: 12-29-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

The name is Keep Tolkien, but Keepin' is just fine - we're all friends here, so a nickname/alias will do.

My age shall remain unknown as it changes annually (such a pain), but my love for all things Loki prevails (kudos to fellow fans of his beauty). I'm in England, which means rain, rain, and more rain, so hours are spent on here. Beta'ing is something I wouldn't mind, but until I put some kick ass storylines up, I can see how that statement wouldn't be valid.

But whatever. I have in my possession an entirely creepy and realistic weeping angel mask, so there are more important things to worry about.

I will do requests, if any think I can do their imaginations justice, and only until I get some real fanfictions up here. Just ask.

Love to all.

DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately, none of the characters that are present in my fanfictions belong to me. God knows I want to own some of them, but I can't, so please refrain from reminding me of the lack of ownership over such brilliant inventions.


Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand. - Albert Einstein

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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Resilience of Hope by satismagic reviews
Death brings a moment of revelation that redefines more than a friendship. Certain bonds are not meant to be broken. Sometimes hope conquers all. And what Jim and Spock can accomplish together will change more than one universe. (slash; Reboot AU; five-year mission; Nexus AU) Tie-in: "Hope for Tomorrow" by Aranel Took on AO3
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,899 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, Spock Prime
Quartering Acts by Ahr0 reviews
It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
With All My Heart by Quinn Anderson reviews
AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Thing with Feathers by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Aster is a single father working hard to keep his family. Jack is the boy next door, and the babysitter. They're just searching for the same thing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Never the Twain Shall Meet by Quinn Anderson reviews
Moriarty doesn't just want to defeat Sherlock. He wants to utterly destroy him. He intends to do so by tricking him into making the ultimate mistake: falling in love. Johnlock, pre-Reichenbach with a hint of Moriarty/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,298 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kiss a Ninja: Falling by Yamanvie reviews
Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,022 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Name is Jim Kirk by mattmetzger reviews
If Jim can't quit drinking, then he's never going to be able to fix his life and apologise for what he's done - to his boss, his colleagues, his friends, and most importantly, his ex-boyfriend. His name is Jim Kirk - and he's an alcoholic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,679 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Life is Something To Do When You Can't Sleep by Jaylee1 reviews
He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tea & Romance by PlainJaneDoe reviews
After an unusual incident in a London alleyway, confusing feelings arise at the worst possible time. John/Sherlock. Angst, Plot, Slash, Smut & Fluff; just how you all like it...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,802 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5559 - Favs: 12,865 - Follows: 1,691 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Backbreak by CerealK reviews
Our love is eternal, volatile, all encompassing, painfully obsessive and as beautifully destructive as a universe gone supernova. It kills us but we can't let go... Structure, Pressure, Fracture, Rupture- how far until our backs break?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The end by Rasengan22 reviews
Relationships are never easy, especially when they come to an end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drafts by nostratic reviews
Absolutely nothing had changed, and Naruto felt like kicking something. Preferably himself. But Sasuke would do as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sight For Sore Eyes by Jelp reviews
For some, to die honorably is far easier than finding a reason worth living for. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Nameless Desires by Jelp reviews
Naruto looked at Sasuke, 'I want to know why,' Naruto's voice lowered to barely a whisper, 'why on that night did you tie me up and pound into me so relentlessly...' SasuNaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Leave Me reviews
Professor Remus Lupin was a man: a warm-blooded, fiercely loyal human being that excelled in the magical world. On one night of each month, he was a cold-blooded killer. And that was why he had to leave. - Heavy smut included. For Accio-Jorowling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete