Hello Sarah here. This is obviously my fanfiction.net account. Here using this valuable possession of mine I review many many stories. I have not updated my profile since I joined this site's membership scheme. So here's a little about myself

So here are a few facts about myself:

Name: Sarah-Jane
Age: 15 going on 16
Occupation: School student
Dreams: To be an actress
Fandom I'm interested in: Harry Potter, Any of the X-men franchise, Superman (comics only), Justice league (again comics only), Batman (comics and T.V. series), All Marvel series (comics only), Various Anime and Manga series (too many to list) and Twilight (KIDDING !)
Favourite fanfic of all time: My Immortal (Also kidding don't get scared.)
Hobbies: Writing songs hence the name, horse riding, singing, dancing, acting, reading fanfiction, generally being creative and being me!

Things to note:
I might not write fanfiction for this site but don't fear I still will review fanfiction on this site.
My reviews are mostly positive unless the story I happen to read is absolutely terrible but that is a rare chance. So if you see my name on the review wall of your fanfiction don't worry it's not a flame.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (Ariana)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food...
REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food
FAKE FRIENDS - Never seen you cry...
REAL FRIENDS - Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS - Know a few things about you...
REAL FRIENDS - Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS - Would knock on your front door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk right in and say "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS - Will help you up when you fall over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"
FAKE FRIENDS - Are around for awhile...
REAL FRIENDS - Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS - Will read this...
REAL FRIENDS - Will steal this

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't obsess! I think intensely

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they look nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD, put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Mantineus, Masaki-Hanabusa, roxy mccartney, Girly-girl12345, Sai, lyricsgal007

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The Critic League Oath

I, lyricsgal007, Member of The Critic League

Do solemnly swear to review every story I read.

I promise to give constructive criticism to its fullest in each and every one of my reviews.

I realize my freedom of speech, I will not abuse or misuse it, but treasure it and make sure that I know my rights.

I will give credit for things that need credit given to, and I will point out things that need to be pointed out.

I promise on my soul that I will be honest and not jump on the bandwagon.

I promise not to nit-pick or be a pompous ass about the little things.

I promise that I know and will continue to know where to draw the line between Constructive criticisms and crapping all over a story because I don't like it.

I promise to treat you with respect no matter how many grammatical mistakes you make.

I promise that I will be a wild party person when I need to be and a critic to the finest level when I don't.

I promise that I will not discriminate at all.

I promise that I will keep all my promises

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, Demon's Sinner, HardcoreKHfan,The Waterbender, Sai, lyricsgal007

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

xXFemale Come BacksXx

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

Man: Was your father a God, because I swear I can see Heaven in your eyes.
Woman: No, my father was not a God and if you want to see heaven, then I am sure that can be arrange

IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :-

1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather.
2. The only sausage you like is square.
3. You have a wide vocabulary of Scottish words such as numpty, aye, aye right, auldjin, baltic...
4. You destroyed your teeth when you were young using Buchanan's toffee, Wham bars, Cola Cubes etc ... ...
5. You happily engage ...in a conversation about the weather with someone you've never met before.
6. Even if you normally hate the Proclaimers, Runrig, Caledonia , Deacon Blue and Big Country, you still love it when you're in a club abroad and they play something Scottish.
7. You got Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals at Xmas.
8. You see cops and hear someone shout 'Errapolis'.
9. You have participated in or watched people having a 'square go'.
10. You know that when someone asks you what school you went to they only want to know if you are catholic or protestant.
11. You have eaten lots and lots of random Scottish food like mince 'n tatties, Tunnock's Caramel Logs, oat cakes, haggis, Lees Macaroon Bars, etc.
12. A jakey has asked you for money.
13. You know the right response to 'Ye dancing ?' is 'Y'askin?' followed by 'Ahm askin' and finally 'Then ahm dancin'.
14. You don't do shopping... you 'go fer the messages'.
15. You're sitting on the train or bus and a drunk man sits next to you telling you a joke - and asking 'Ahm no annoying ye ahm a?' and you respond 'Naw, not at a, yer fine. This is ma stoap, but'.
16. You can have an entire phone conversation using only the words 'awright', 'aye' and 'naw'.
17. You know that ye cannae fling yer pieces oot a 20 storey flat, and that seven hundred hungry weans'll testify tae that. Furthermore you're sure that if it's butter, cheese or jeely, or if the breid is plain or pan, the odds against it reaching earth are 99 tae wan.
18. You can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, and Auchtermuchty.
19. Your favourite pizza is deep fried and battered from the chippy.
20. You're used to 4 seasons in one day.
21. You measure distance in minutes.
22. You can understand Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like them in your own family.
23. You go to Saltcoats because you think it's like being at the ocean.
24. You know what haggis is made with and still eat it. - actually naw I don't but it tastes shite.
25. You aren't surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, Irn Bru, nappies and fags all for sale from the ice cream van.
26. Your seaside holiday home has Calor gas under it.
27. You know that Irn Bru is an infallible hangover cure.
28. You understand all the above and are going to send it to your pals