HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!!! Sorry if that was startling, I'm just full of energy. Why? Read my profile and you'll find out. (Challenge: Read every single word. Don't skip or scroll to the end. I know if you scroll because I'm watching you...Nah, just kidding! Or was I...?)

Name Kat Bravino, world famous writer, designer, DJ, and world class BOSS (well, not yet. If either of those don't work out, I'll become a bench park hobo)

Age Rule of Life #37: Never ask a woman her age

Grade Well, if you knew my age you'd have a pretty good estimate

Favorite Color Really dark blue, yet vibrant, but not navy. I hate navyyy

Favorite Animal Is it really that hard? In my stories I have...well, you read my stories and find out!

Favorite Artist Nicki Minaj. Then it's my girl, J-Lo!

Favorite Song Starships by Nicki Minaj. Then Dance agian by J-Lo, and then Good Feeling by Flo Rida

Favorite Album Believe Again by Delta Goodrem

Favorite Friend(s) Well, I got the Doc (and her brother Kai) and Lizzie and a couple of school friends

Favorite Game Monopoly: Electronic Banking, just never playing it with my family

Favorite Video Game LEGO Star Wars: The Clone Wars The Complete Saga. Laugh and you die

Favorite Food Candy. Don't tell me that doesn't count, because if it goes in your mouth, it's food

Favorite Drink VODKA!!! Nah, it's Rootbeer

Favorite Book/Series The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordon. Then Dork Diaries by Rachel Renee Russell

Favorite Movie Grown Ups. I

Free Time? As long as I get my God damn homework done

Description Well, I've got long brown hair, brown eyes, DKNY glasses (no, not Donkey you dumbasses) and a wicked awesome personality. Besides, I'm not self-absorbed or full of myself. I'm just awesome.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh cause I just farted!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

There are three sides of an argument: your side, my side and the right side

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

You know the speed of light, so what is the speed of dark ?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.

I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.

I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

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