Brony, budding writer, philanthropist, Humanist, anarchist, fourth thing ending in ist, sarcastic, opinionated, asshole, Director of Moonbase Operations, seventh Beatle, third man to kick above his head, first to survive, if you're still reading either good for you or get a life i can't decide, getaway driver, tiger hugger, panda puncher, cigar chomper, Fidel Castro's best man, suspected IRA sympathizer, your wife's cousin's brother's mailman, employee of the month zero months running, at this point i'll just start copying random bit's from the first book I see, Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil: for thou art with me, yeah that got old pretty quick, are you still reading, how could you possibly care this much about some stranger on the internet, ooga booga, you're right I'm not even trying anymore, you know who is trying still (and too damn hard at that) hipsters, Applejack's my favorite who's your's, fine be that way, so um... how about them Patriots, bet you thought i'd say them knicks, you ever watch epic meal time, fine if you aren't gonna contribute to the conversation i'll just leave..., see you called my bluff there, fine there's only one way to end this, that's right russian roulette, you and me now*bang*.