England and America are dating. UKUS

A Hetalia truth or dare story. Is currently under revision.

John loves getting drunk. Slash. Johnlock, SHJW, Sherlock/John.

We've all been there; bored in a meeting with only the pen in your hand and the papers in front of you to keep you from committing mass-murder in the boardroom. Of course, things can go a little sideways when your writing gets a little steamy, and the excrement /really/ hits the fan when the person you were writing about gets a hold of your notes and critiques your grammar.AmeCan

On the one-year anniversary of Sherlock's fall, John visits his grave. Post-TRF, Johnlock. Written for heretherebefandom for the Tumblr Johnlock gift exchange.

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

Prussia,France,Japan,and Spain argue about who is uke and who is seme in the relationship that they think America and England have *cough*they do *cough*

um summary inside. I own nothing. Rated M for a reason.

I REALLY don't think I have to explain this one. The name says it all.

America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

It was a hot summer day. Little Matthew was eating a popsicle and little Alfred seems to get off with it. Warning: Smut, yaoi, incest, shotacon! Do not like? Do not read! Please review! Shota!America x Shota!Canada

America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I

Classic ABCs... WITH HETALIA! YAY!

It seems Uke!America and Seme!England have gotten themselves stuck in an elevator, but America finds him self a in abit of a bigger situation. Warning: Omorashi, and blowjob P I know it sucks, its my first time making a fetish fanfic. Please review '

Sherlock's been neglecting his doctor. Johnlock M for sexual content.

Canada gets an unexpected visit from his brother Alfred. Thinking it would be just like any other visit...He was so wrong.he also finds out his brother Alfred has a little Cowboy fetish. a Canada X America YAOI READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

a Johnlock fic. sorta. Sherlock keeps having these dreams, and it doesnt help that John is wearing nothing but a towel...

PWP. Johnlock shower sex.

UKUS Arthur is a swash-buckling pirate in love with his captain's cabin boy, Alfred. The two must sneak around in order to escape the captain's wrath, for if they're caught, they'll surely be killed. Spamano and mentioned onesided FRUS LEMON YAOI ONESHOT

random Johnlock PWP smut.

JohnLock smut, purely PWP. Just a little smut ficklet I wrote for Ket, Enjoy

Johnlock slash. Explicit. One-shot. Some fluff, I suppose. Mostly smut though.

Japan X America. Human names used. Alfred is creepin on Kiku. PWP one-shot blah blah blah u kno.

UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.

France gives Revolutionary America some lessons in diplomacy. Sexy diplomacy. FrUS. Please note the rating and read responsibly.

America is lonely and tired. All he really wants is England. This leads to some... interesting coping methods. UKUS, M for masturbation, deanon from kink meme

Arthur would not allow himself to be degraded in this way. No matter what Kiku said he was not just some simple uke in his relationship with Alfred and he would prove it if he had to. One way or another. UKUS In that order Waiter! England x America Lemon

ONESHOT! UKUS YES THAT ORDER! England's first time topping! Hope you enjoy!

"Normally America would whine at England to hurry up so they could get to the "Good part", but tonight was different, tonight he wanted to take it slow." UKUS pwp, Short, but enought Fluff to make RainbowDash explode into baby Flying Mint Bunnies! This story sucks, Please ignore... I apologize for even writing it.

Song fic, 'Baby It's Cold Outside.' America is trying to befriend Russia, but things quickly get out of hand. Rated M for mild language and rape. Noncon RusAme

Alfred wishes Arthur were born a girl. Some things just don't tend to come true. UKUS Oneshot Yaoi

Alfred is going to his house for his lovers birthday but he catches him cheating, now heartbroken Alfred runs but gets caught by a...demon? Slight US/Uk and Uk/Fr and Pru/Cana... Demon!Russia and America!

Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi

America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!

School smut, somewhat plot, UKUS, blah, Just... Just read it, 'kay?

The King of Clubs and the King of Spades take time to consummate the treaty between their two kingdoms-literally. Card!verse RusAme sex on a throne.

England decides that America isn't allowed ice cream unless he eats it off him. USUK Seme England for once . Warning: ice cream smut, lemon boyxboy ONESHOT

England comes home to his front door unlocked and someone sitting in his living room! Sucky summary, I know! Oneshot. UKUS. Rated M for yaoi and swearing. Iggy tops!

Arthur is a very wild, flirtatious demon, often tempting Alfred, his younger awkward subordinate. Every now and then, Alfred lets Arthur have his way. UKUS, Sweet Devil MMD AU

Kenny is a masochistic sex addict and Christophe, Ze Mole, finds out. Kenny may be the answers to what he needs, but is he whats best for Kenny?. EXTREME YAOI CONTENT DONT LIKE DONT READ! I DONT OWN SOUTH PARK! ITS MY FIRST FIC, ITS BETTER TAN IT SOUNDS!

England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.

Prussia may have a bit of an incest kink, but he's not willing to admit it, until two someones make him. Itacest and both Italies on Prussia, R-18, incest, bondage, human names used

It all started out as a routine visit to England's: lots of hanging out and sexing. However, This time England decides to make it his business to try to find out why America wants so badly to be dominated. UKUS, BDSM. Deanon from Kink meme.

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America wakes up one day on England's couch to find he has dog ears and a tail. England seems to find it strangely attractive... UKUS in that order , Masturbation, dog-ear-erogenous-zone abuse, lemon. Don't like, don't read.

"That's when it occurred to England. He wasn't angry at the younger man because he loved him. No, he just loved the fact the America was in love with him." UK/US. You can't spell SMUT without the M

America has a terrible dream and soon finds himself in an awkward position. RusAme, with hints of other junk. M for terrible smut.

It's that time of year again, America's birthday and he has a huge party planned! But the real present doesn't come till later... UkUs Smut, yaoi, don't like? Please leave Enjoy!

America does not believe in Uke and Seme labels. He explains why to Japan along with other things.

"America inhaled deeply before posing the question that had been on his mind for years, "Arthur, what's behind the eye patch?"" Kink-meme De-anon. US/UK **Eye-socket sex.

Kiku gets back at Alfred for making him watch shitty scarymovies. What happens when Kiku asks Alfred to watch porn with him? LEMON, ONESHOT, Ameripan!

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

Romano didnt know why he did it, maybe the hormones took over, but he did it. LEMON! ITACEST! ONESHOT WITH SHORT OMAKE

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America is caught up in an angst-fest brought on by the rise of the grunge movement in the early 90s. England, sick of him neglecting both his duties and their relationship, decides to show him up, rebel to rebel. punk!UK/grunge!US smut.

Alfred saves Arthur from a precarious predicament. How's he going to thank his hero? UkUs lemon

America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut

In which England and Japan propose a ménage à trois with America as the flattered, yet somewhat unwilling, centerpiece. UK/US/JP

America x Burger :3 England is there too! haha xD this makes me giggle every time!

Canada and America are sharing a hotel room, Hot gay sex. WARNING CONTAINS HEAVY YAOI, AND LANGUAGE. I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR ITS CHARECTORS OR PLAYBOY/PLAYGIRL AmericaxCanada America x Canada

When America sits Sealand down for a talk misunderstandings occur. At the world meeting Peter declares he will be the most powerful nation and Alfred his wife. Alfred gives him an ultimatum of three things he needs to do to make this claim a reality.

"a man wants to top and take control once in awhile." He breathed into Alfreds ear. UKUS pointless!smut Doujin based. BoyXboy AmatureSmut!Author

Suddenly he remembered a piece of advice he once heard that was supposed to help one get through a certain duty. "Just lie back and think of England." UKUS, Masturbation, light sex.

Ivan is not happy with the fact that he wasn't the first nation to top Alfred...not happy at all. So, he decides, with the help of Matthew, to interrogate him until the truth is revealed... Has turned into a series of oneshots Russia x America x Canada

Russia/America/England threesome. De-anon from kink meme. Various drabbles with fluff/smut. Warning for England's kink.

Russia keeps feeling that something is missing in his relationship with Canada. Or is it someone? Desperate to find an answer, he thinks up the most wonderful plan. Human and country names used interchangeably. Canada x Russia x America

America shouldn't have opened his mouth. England is now feeling vengeful. And naughty. UKUS. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Citrusy. Standalone.

Alfred gets caught in Russian territory and is interrogated b/c he is believed to be a spy. Yaoi boyXboy RusAmer One shot

Shameless smut. With a tiny bit of fluff. And about a sentence of plot. Don't read this. RussiaXAmericaXCanada.

America and Japan stuck in an elevator at work, smut ensues. Written for ameripan xmas on Livejournal.

Fem-America X Fem-Canada.

Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.

England hears a rumor that America cries a lot when aroused. He becomes curious...Is this true? UK/US

America demonstrates a very special talent of his to Japan and England. UK/Japan/US, HARDCORE YAOI LEMON, and erotic Male Lactation. READ AND REVIEW, OR ELSE.

America barges in England's home yet again and wants to spend time together. England suggests a movie. Good thing America brought Deliverance! Seme England! Rated M for language and detailed sex scene.

England is finally willing to show some part of his geeky side but like always America just needs to show up and ruin everything! If computers could be people, Alfred would be a PC and England would be a Mac. UK/US. Geekyness. Smut.

America teaches his younger brother Canada the sport hockey. RP Alfred X Mathieu I dun own Hetalia characters

A slight challenge from Alfred makes Arthur angry, which gives Alfred more than what he bargained for... In the middle of a dinner theatre. UKUS Adult content, be warned.

A nice, shameless Itacest lemon.

because we all know its true, it just leads to a very very drunk iggy that Canada can't seem to handle, where is that brother of his? Humor, and EnglandXAmerica later, Also Uke!America and Seme!England

England did not expect Japan to invite him over, and nor did he expect to find America in the onsen. — UK/US. For Suzume Chiyu! Hope you like it, 'Merica!

The Day That Edward Elric Broke. Elricest, sexual situations, crack.

some of the Hetalia gang go on It's A Small World. Yaoi USUK

In his youth, America always hated bathing... Especially with England. UK/US, adult situations

Ita-chan needs to buy another bed! Short lemon. WARNING: Itacest. Romano/S. Italy x N. Italy. LovinoxFeliciano. Yaoi. Smut. R&R

All Edward Elric was to watch a movie, not to become someone's pet! Oneshot, RoyEd. Yaoi

[one shot]: A short and sweet dialogue between our two favorite South Park homos...

Collection of Edward Elric x Alphonse Elric x Alfons Heiderich drabbles [ OT3 ]

Elricest. A brief glimpse into the childhood of Edward and Alphonse Elric

The Elric brothers are forced to live with Roy Mustang due to Edward being thrown out of the living quarters. But Ed seems a little tense, especially around Roy...RoyEd Language. Eventual smut.

Edward Elric tells of his life with the Flame Alchemist. Rated M for lemonyness! Yaoi, EdxRoy. One shot.