“I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it’s in your mind. Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now?” - John Lennon

Hey everyone! I'm Cassi- eighteen, and a tad insane. I always try to write something clever and witty in these things, and I always fail miserably, so let's try something different this time, hm?

When I like something, I don't just like it- I obsess over it. Current obsessions: Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, and that's it right now.

Dislikes: Bullies, Math-any kind, the new ford mustangs (they're just ugly), people who are more bossy than I am.

Anywhoo, if you've got questions, comments, want me to beta for you, etc. etc. Just send me a message- I don't bite.

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now." -- Goethe

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in life's face and demand Damon Salvatore
Team Damon Salvatore, because secretly, I want him all to myself ;)
Come to the Dark Side; we have Damon- and cookies

DAMON:

(throwing a tree out of a forest in a wild display of power)
"I didn't like it there anyway."
- Damon Salvatore

(on the subject of Elena giving in to him)
ELENA; I'd rather cut my throat.
DAMON; An intriguing thought. But I can do it so much more enjoyably.

Damon: Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch

STEFAN; What are you going to do when they come after you?... Kill them all?...
DAMON; Why not?

Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the one who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampirewho only loved herself.

Damon: I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself

JACE:

"Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
"At least," she said, "You don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."

"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me" - Jace Wayland

"Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."

"Hodge says he's on his way and he hopes you can both manage to cling to your flickering sparks of life until he gets here," she told Simon and Jace. "Or something like that."

"I wish he'd hurry," Jace said crossly. He was sitting up in bed against a pair of fluffed white pillows, still wearing his filthy clothes.

"Why? Does it hurt?" Clary asked.

"No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do get easily bored." He squinted at her. "Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?"

"Actually, I think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath."

Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. "As soon as I'm back on my feet, handsome."

"I knew we should have left you a rat," said Jace.

"Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."

"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein."

"A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers?"

- Jace Wayland

"Go ahead and ask her. Then she can turn you down and you can fester in miserable humiliation."

- Jace Wayland (City of Bones)

"First, the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order."

- Jace Wayland (City of Bones)

"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the Earth's water supply: I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging part of my education or no-one would be safe."

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"His secrets? Oh yes, my father's terrified that I'll tell you he's always wanted to be a ballerina!"

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"It was like a bad movie except he didn't actually twirl his moustache."

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y."

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"I dont want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."

- Jace Wayland (City of Glass)

"When life gives you lemons make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"
- Jace Wayland

"Have you tried talking to her?"

"No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What, you don't think that will work?" - Jace Wayland

Seriously? How can you not love him?

My Men:

Tate Langdon
Jace Wayland
Will Herondale
Jem Carstairs
Jonathan Morgenstern
Damon Salvatore
Magnus Bane
Lassiter
Acheron
Stark
Gabriel
Julien
Kingsley
Quinn
The Joker (nolanized version)
Jonathan Crane.

Favorite Books:

Mortal Instruments
Infernal Devices
The Vampire Diaries
House of Night Novels
Dark Visions
The Forbidden Game
Blue Bloods
Night World
Revealers
Midnighters
Bleeding Violet
The Summoning
The Awakening
The Reckoning
Fallen Novels (by Lauren Kate)
The Hunger Games
Trylle Novels
Glimmerglass Novels
Wuthering Heights