I am No Dartboard
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Joined 08-23-05, id: 883813
Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, Valdemar universe, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: Enterprise, and Leverage.

FORMERLY WHOSAAREYOUSA. I AM NO DARTBOARD IS A TENTITIVE NAME, PROBABLY NOT PERMENANT.

Hi! You can call me Ty. That rhyme wasn't intentional. And I'm not going to try and find something that rhymes with intentional! Yay!

So, as for my stories, Never the Same Twice has been deleted because nobody's reading it, Mirrors of Memory is done, and Reflections of Another Timeline done. Traitor is a oneshot, and so is Both are Where they Should Be. Flashback is in the process of being written. And Songfics of Star Wars is just an ongoing thing. It goes on and on and on every time I hear a good song. Almost.

Now, I like drama or humor, either one, and I really like reviews. I don't know if anybody likes my stories without reviews, and it's hard to write for people who never say anything.

Alright, everyone! Here's one last thing about my stories!

Refletions of Another Timeline is finished. I had a great time with it, although I was a little disappointed with the lack of reviews towards the end. The third in the trilogy (which I am calling the Alternate Universe Trilogy, although I doubt I'll ever mention that) is in the first step of my planning process, namely, I'm figuring out the plot in my head before even touching a keyboard. I might end up finishing it before posting to avoid the gigantic gaps in my updating like in Reflections... But I want to see Star Wars again before I do, because I haven't see it in about a year now, so this is a little difficult to write.

I enjoy Star Wars, Star Trek, the Outsiders, Tamora Pierce, Mercedes Lackey, Snowalker, Lord of the Rings, and a lot of other stuff.

Music I like (Why you care is beyond me) The Shins, Coldplay, Simple Plan, Suzie Sue, Sting, Joni Mitchell and other people.

Quotes:

"I built an airplane out of stone./I always did like staying home" -Shel Silverstein

"If you open your eyes/you'll see that something is wrong"- Simple Plan

"Sanity is highly overrated," Fanfiction writer Obi the Kid

"It could be worse. How is that helpful? I mean, yeah, I know it could be worse, thanks for informing me on the capacity of life to be evil, now could we focus on the problems I have today?" -Me

"When you've hit rock bottom, you start to wonder why you were digging in the first place, and how you dug that far down. Then you notice the blisters." -Anonymous

"So now you have a life. Make sure not to tell all those losers out there that you have one, or they'll want to get their grubby paws all over it." -Happy Bunny

"The only way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run." -John Barrymore

"How many times do I have to tell you? Stay away from the power couplings!" Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Ya gotta love that quote)

"Ice cream and movies and soda and popcorn and soda makes popcorn glow blue." -Michael

"And the other option, if you don't want to sing loud, off-key songs that nobody in their right mind would sing at the top of your lungs in the middle of a crowded hallway with an extravagent dance routine? Well, you just have to chant like this. Praise the locker gods, praise, praise the locker gods!" -7th Graders' Guide to the Locker Gods

"Alright, everyone. Hand in your lives, your children, your houses, your careers, and your salaries." -Tina, finishing the board game 'Life'

So please read my stories and review them.

-Ty

P.S: If you would like any of my deleted stories to come back, please tell me so.

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Fate of Fortune, Price of Glory by WalkingInMemphis reviews
Sequel to Fortune & Glory. An Ancient Brotherhood. A Long Awaited Revenge. Two Estranged Historians. Two Hostages. One Altar. RileyOC....FOURTH CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006
Things Not To Do On the NX01 by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Some things are just not on...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006
Living Dead Boys by Dio and IR reviews
Five by Five 1. Through a twisted series of events after the final battle, Faith, Spike, Lindsey and Wesley all end up in New York. The boys try to save Faith, before realizing it's her.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Wesley W.P., Faith
Just One Of Those Days by volley reviews
It's just one of those days in the life of our Starfleet officers when things seem to go wrong...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Thursday's Child by Sita Z reviews
On a hot day in August, a child is kidnapped. Thirty years later, Malcolm has a strange encounter... AU, TR friendship. Epilogue is up! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,634 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
April Fools' Day by LadyDragon4 and Llyzbeth reviews
Just in time for April 1st, the Enterprise crew blows off a little steam.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2004 - C. Tucker, H. Sato
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The Rules reviews
Someone sets down the rules for the Leverage crew. Mainly goofiness, with the team laying down the law on each other. All characters, no pairings.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
Flashback reviews
A collection of childhood memories, flashbacks, silliness and nostalgia. One for each main character, piled together in the form of a game. My first Enterprise fanfiction.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
Songfics of Star Wars, For Lack of a Decent Title reviews
Yeah, my title sucks. Just a bunch of songfics, maybe. Or maybe not. Whatever. Just read it, okay. Yeah, well, I'll live if you don't, so if you don't want to... Yeah, I'm apathetic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005
Traitor reviews
A slightly dark story about what might have been if one of the Ringwraiths had had a child. oneshot, no pairings. Rated just to be safe. A twisted OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Both Are Where They Should Be reviews
A short poem about the end of the Last Heral Mage Trilogy. My first stab at fanfiction poetry, probably sucks or is overly emotional. Check it out and tell me. Please.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Mirrors of Memory2 Reflections of Another Timeline reviews
Sequel to Mirrors of Memory. When Qui Gon takes a new Padawan, things get a little weird for him, Obi Wan, Anakin, Luke, Ani, Jar Jar, Padme, Taun We and Boba. Please Review. Rating to be safe. NOW COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,513 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Mirrors of Memory reviews
AU Anakin saved Qui Gon's life, and became his Padawan. Happily ever after? Yeah, right! As happy as they might be, Obi Wan has problems abound, and unwittingly drags his friends into it... COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,970 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete