![]() Author has written 8 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, and Victorious. YO PARTY PEOPLE!!! GO CHECK MY VICTORIOUS FIC OUT ITS FOR MY BEST FRIEND EVA!!!!!!(DON'T WORRY AFTER THE FIRST CHAPTER IT GETS A LOT BETTER!!!!! Name: Cons (don't ask what its short for or i will kill u)EDIT: just call me xion (i'm running out of places to hide the bodys)Age: Old enough... Intrests: Anime,and stuff. Contact info: no u stalker. Quote: "we should make the code word somthing we don't want to say, like, CONDOMS!! Favorite anime: currently d.gray-man but my obsession is hetalia, and my favorite to write about is ouran. Favorite book:HARRY POTTER!!! Favorite movie:i'm not really a movie person... Favorite video game:KINGDOM HEARTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Favorite tv show:I like older shows like friends,the nanny and what I like about you. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist copy and paste this into your profile.your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, add this to Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? 1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must become involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.. Friendship is like peeing your pants, 1.YOUR REAL NAME: connie 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): conizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple monkey 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): marie cons 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Benco Ita 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red coffee 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Onibme 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black clover 9. YOUR NOBODY NAME: (the letters of your name all mixed up with an x thrown in): Stcanxonce (my name has a lot of letters *face palm* just call me Xion...) I was born on the day of Xigbar In the month of Larxene In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus And I'm Xionyears old. My favorite number is Xion But my lucky number is Demyx If you get it, put your own on your profile Copy and paste this on your profile with your answers! SPREAD THE KH FEVER!!! 1. Your favorite KH guy? Roxas HE IS SO FLIPPIN AWESOME!!! 2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion! 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Siax cuz he just annoys me 4. Who is your least favorite KH girl? Why? Namine cuz she steals roxas from xion!! 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) beasts castle (i think thats wut its called) 6. Least Favorite World? I'm not raceist 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Axels chalkram thingys ((or wut every their called) and all of the keyblades 8. Least Favorite Weapon? ok i love demyx but i don't get how the sitar it consiterd a weapon? 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) i just can't choose 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) umm the hot one? 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? AkuRoku its so adorible and awesome!!! 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? NAMINE ROXAS!!! GRRRRR! 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List them. xion zexion and axel as a three some 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? all of them are wierd!! 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? I have one and her name is namine 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) if by partner you mean two awesome ppl that fight stuff together then Xion Roxas SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory! yes i do its kinda obvi 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? yes and that mkes him so hott cuz being emo is so awesome!!! 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? hmm i wonder he has power over flowers his wepon and hair is pink and he has girlish features so im gonna have to say ...YES 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No, Kiari is awesome and since roxas is dating namine and sora off with riku KiaXi is very alive!!! SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why Niether i would root for XION!!! 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? erm its awesome and xion shouldn't have died 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Xion cuz she is awesome and if she is there axel and roxas would be there too cuz they stalk her! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? I think xion cuz she's awesome and some what emo just like me! 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I've never had one 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I would like to cosplay s Xion 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? when roxas started fighting with stick 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was... idk!! 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? the awesomeness SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner. 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion 33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? axel 36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? akuroku 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas if i have to choose 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AKUroku but kinda both 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Fruit cuz i belive in the legend!! 42. Cloud or Leon? cloud 43. CleTi or Clerith? Clerith 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Roxas Axel Roxas Demyx Roxas Zexion roxas Sora Roxas Riku Roxas Xion Roxas Roxas Roxas and did I mention Roxas? 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Hetalia axis powers that would be epic cuz alfred would be all "i'm the hero who the hell are you?" then Roxas would say "I'm a keyblade welder bitch shoudn't i be the hero?" and siax would be be like time to rebild kingdom hearts!" and russia would rape axel then germany would have a dancE OFF with demyx that would be awesome!! 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? Lisith demyxt 'em all! Kairi and Xion Namine 48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for? Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2! Orgy XIII! 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? it is awesome YOUR GUY SIDE (put an x that applies to you) x You love hoodies. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. TOTAL: 8 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 15 heh wow... for the record i'm not that girly Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! 1. Roxas 2. Xion 3. Axel 4. haruhi f. 5. Canada (a.k.a Mattie) 6. Alfred jones (usa) 7. N.italy 8. Kiari 9. konata 10. england 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Roxas: I'm hungry where's the food? Me: urg!! i'll get you some in the morning! Roxas: now plz? Me: no!!! i'm sleeping!!! Roxas:i'll kiss you... Me:do you want some bacon with ur pan cakes? Number 2 asked you to go out with him? Xion is a girl!!! Xion: connie will you umm...go to a movie with me? Me:...like on a date? Xion: ...yes... Me*squeezes xion in the tightest hug eva* hell yeah!! Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: ahh axel get out i'm naked here!! Axel: that was the point!! Me: what, did you think i was roxas ? Axel: no Me: get the fuch out of here!! 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? haruhi + konata = many perverts dreams come true 5 cooked you dinner? Canada: see connie? i cooked u dinner!! Me: thanks but its just a plate of maple syrup Canada: i know its sooo goood 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: Awww he's so cute when he's NOT TALKING alfred: you say somthin? Me: ugg now the cuteness is gone 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? N. italy: guess wut ur my sister PASTA~ Me: I ALREADY KNEW THAT PASTA~ 8 got into the hospital somehow? kairi: ooowww i gots a boo-boo!! Me: aww wut happend? Kiari: i was trying to killl a heartless but it bit my leg off... Me: HOLY CHIZ WE GOTTA GET U TO A HOSPITAL!! 9 made fun of your friends? i would understard my friends are easy to make fun of. 10 ignored you all the time? Me: england i love you don't ignore me!!!!! england:.. Me: whaaaaaa!! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Me: Roxas would hug me and make me feel safe Roxas: no way i'd kill those son's of beaches up!! Me well thats better than nothing You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Xion would go get roxas because he makes every thing better It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? some akurokun(axel knows wut i like) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? haruhi would try to ut it out herself then fail and i end up calling 911 You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? canada would try and stop me but no one notices him You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? alfred: aww iggy finally got a girl friend Me: what??? i'm not will not or ever date/marry iggy england: i thought you loved me? Me: No. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? one word PPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~ You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Kairi:lets go to the beach!!! Me: thats will not help!!! You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? konata doesn't she just reads manga in the crowd. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? England: want a hug? me: wtf? ur british you don't show affecton???!!! Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? CUZ ROXAS IS HOTT 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Me: i didn't know you two even knew each other!!! Xion: yes we do and i'm head over heals for konata Me: but we just went on a date!!! what does she have that i don't!!!!! Xion:... You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Mom: his name is axel flury and he has red hair? really? you could do so much better!!! how about that saix fellow? Me: NOOOOO!!!! butif you really don't like Axel I woul gladly trade him for roxas... Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? that means i go sulk i the corner with some ice cream because Koata is better than me. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? I think the already have... 6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do? lmfao THAT WOULD NEVA HAPPEN You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: what r u lookin at?!!?! N. italy: ur hair lookd like PASTA~ Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? ME wtf? sora AND riku are competeing for ur affection go wink at one of um and see whut happens!!! Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? ewww no i hate bagels 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? 5 min het hates how "american" it is 1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it? knowing roxas it will be awesome 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Xion was aleady emo!!!! and kairi loves it!! 3 told 6 she started her period. wow my mom was right axel is a girl. 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. haruhi slaps konata with a fish for going out with N. italy? my head feels funny. 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Me:well SOMEONE will notice you now, eh? Canada: i hope so* does a girly twirl* 6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? alfred can't speak german, but if he could xion would run away crying whilst axel beats the shiz out of alfred 7 got high. he is always high on PASTA~ 8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about? kiari:I'm in none of ur fic's!!! me: hey don't wine about it! 9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when she spills Soda all over him? but, konata luvs roxas!!! 10 starts working at a bar.. Me: thats strange since you can barely handle one beer... England: hay i ain't no am-a-rica I can hhhandle my llllllllliiqwerrr Me: u reallllllly neeed to stop drinking 1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2. Roxas: i'm pregnant with xions baby. Me: that is not possible. Xion: sadly it is but we want to name it after you!! Me: ok i think you guys really have this biology thing mixed up. Xion is FEMALE therefore she has the baby, Roxas is MALE so he has to deall with you for nine months. Xion: thats what supose to happen but... Roxas: Its kicking!!! Xion: oooh let me feel!! Me: this is so messed up!! Roxas: wanna feel it? Me: NO!!! Yay! I'm Done! Finally! I had fun with this! |
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