Hi, Name: Julia Age: It's more than 13 but less than 16. Favorite Colour: Aqua Favorite Movie: New Moon even though it hasn't come out I know it will be awwweeeeessoooommmeee!! :D Friends: P.J. , Abbie, Anna, Valian , Kit, Jacob , Kennedy, Hawthrone, Thomas, Lena... Favorite Series: TWILIGHT Favorite book: NEW MOON! Favorite food: Anything. I'm sorry but Edward Sucks. Seriously do you want to hug a rock?! Why would you do that? FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Girls Girls are like Number you're 12 favorite Characters! 1. Jacob Black 2. Bella Swan 3. Rikki Chadwick 4.Edward Cullen 5.Alice Cullen 6.Cleo Setori 7.Lewis McCartny 8.Emmett Cullen 7.Emma Gilbert 9. Carly Shaye 10. Jasper Cullen 11. Sam puckett 12. Charlotte Watsford 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Cleo/Sam? Rebel and good girl. I don't think they can be lesbians 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Edward Cullen? oh god well i'm team jacob but I say eddie-kins is okay. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Charlotte got Emmett prego?! Thats not possible Vamps can't get sex change!! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Carly? Ya i don't read Icarly that much though. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Bella and Cleo? Lesbo! but friends i can see they have alot in common. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Alice/Carly or Alice/Japer? Alice+jasper!! I'm sick of these lesbos questions! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Emma walks in on Bella and charlotte havin sex?? She'd probaly tell rikki and cleo and cleo would tell lewis about it and he'd be pissed so he'd call edward and break the news to him and eddie would start dating tanya and bella would go to jacob. : 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Rikki was a lonely girl with no friends, When she was 13 she was raped. Ever since then she is scared of life. What happens when Jasper Cullen comes into town. Will love blossom or will rikki not let him in? A minute without you 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? jacob/Emmett Hahahaha thats sooo fucked up. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Emma was to perfect. She had everything, the grades, the girls, the boys and money. But what happens when she meets Ms. Loser charlotte watsford will the become friends? Adventures await! Whats happens when the discover a moon pool? Will Emma come to her senses and will charlotte finally fit in? Title: 2 different Hearts 11) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Rikki? YUP 12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Sam ?Nope 13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Bella/Edward/Alice? ya i thinks so 14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Jasper? hmm tuff. he might scream when everyone is puking there guts out. idk!! 15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Emmett? That's easy! Let it Rock! 16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Jacob/Cleo/Charlotte? Cleo and Charlotte are fighting over jacob!! 17) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Bella/Emmett Sam would probaly say that she loves emmett cuz he's strong and funny so she would beat up bella and steal Emmett. 20) How emo is Seven? Emma? not at all she's very independent and prepared Haha I skipped 18 and 19! OKAY I'M GOING TO ADD SONGS TO THIS LIST EVERYDAY SO IT'S HUGE. My favorite songs aree... Don't trust me- 3oh3 Kelly Clarkson-Cry Kelly Clarkson-My life would suck without you Kelly Clarkson - I do not hook up Kelly Clarkson-since you've been gone Avril Lavigne- When your gone Avril Lavigne- I will be Avril Lavigne- Sk8r boi Avril Lavigne-Complicated Fall out boy- thanks for the memories Panic! At the disco- lying is the most fun girl without taking her clothes off Queen- We will rock you Justin timberlake- sexyback Justin Timberlake-cry me a river Jet-Are you gonna be my girl? Maroon 5- she will be loved Joy Williams- We Evanescence- Bring me to life Within temptation- Stand my Ground Avril Lavigne- I can do better Taylor Swift- Love Story Miley Cyrus- the Climb Taylor swift- just another picture to burn Taylor Swift- you belong with me Flo rida- Right Round Flo rida- Low Lady Gaga- poker face Lady gaga- beautiful dirty rich Really weird times when I've cried I cried during Breaking Dawn when Bella Told Jacob she was going to go do it with Edward (That was so sad, i mean why would she tell him that.) I cried during Eclipes when Jacob ran away(I thought he was going to commit suicide.) I cried when i heard Taylor Lautner was going to be cut from the role of Jacob(that was one of the worst days ever.) I cried when my friend stole my ice cream and insulted it I cried when my lava lamp broke Reasons Jacob is better then Edward 1.If you have sex with Edward you will get purple bruses of pain. If you have sex with Jacob you will get a satisfied smile of happiness. 2.Edward will make you cold. Jacob will keep you nice and toasty warm. 3.Edward is too perfect. Jacob is a person who learns from his mistakes, actually makes mistakes and isn't affraid to laugh at himself. 4.Edward has limits. Jacob doesn't. 5. When Jacob bursts into a werewolf his cloths explode off...do i need to say more? 6. Why would you hug a rock?! 7. Jacob has a pusle which means he has sperm. hahahahahahahha 8. He's loads of fun and fights for bella 9. Promises to never leave Bella 10. The dude walks around half naked!? Edward wears long sleeves... No Thanks! 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling oOoWereWolfGirloOo 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you would be one of the 8 percent laughing your head off, copy/paste this on your profile 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump! Jump!" If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room(Not requested at a funeral or wedding), copy/paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy/paste this on your profile. If you think being unique is way cooler than being cool, copy/paste this on your profile. If you are one of those teenagers who never smoke, copy/paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and want to be one, copy/paste this on your profile. If you are aware that too many people are trying too be something they're not, copy/paste this on your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy/paste this on your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy/paste this on your profile. IF you set aside a portion of the day to reading/writing, or a combination of the two, copy/paste this on your profile 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If someone mentions Twilight,you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (My friend Caroline and I do this all the time 'cuz we make faces of mock disgust behind our teachers back.LOL!XD) If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, and obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If whenever you see a silver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!!", copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have noticed yourself staring at peoples' necks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe that vampires and werewolves live among us, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that people that have hot hands are werewolves, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people say that you always have cold hands and you're thrilled by it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that people who don't have cold hands are not normal, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're terrified of forests and ballet rooms, copy and paste this onto your profile. If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If someones say "New Moon" you scream "don't leave her Edward"!! Edward Cullen: Better Than You Since 1901 Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916 Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916 Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901 Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You Since 1843 Bella Swan/Cullen: More Of A Danger Magnet Than You Since 1987 Or Luckier Than You Since 1987 Jacob Black: Sexier Than you 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Thisa crud is REALLY comical and funny... There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD ) Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Im SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic |