PurpleChameleon
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Joined 08-22-09, id: 2058455, Profile Updated: 06-09-11

Hello world! Or at least, anyone who could possibly be reading my profile despite the fact that I have no stories posted whatsoever and my mind is currently avoiding any creative ideas. My head has seriously been a little dead for awhile. I have to prod it every so often just to get the gears working. They happen to be very rusty right now, much to my annoyance.

Hopefully I'll be blessed with some crazy awesome fantastical inspiring idea and I'll suddenly see the light. I'm frankly quite easily bored, and I heard a quote about how people who get bored are often bored of themselves. Which is basically saying that I'm pathetic. Sniff.

Well, maybe one day I'll finally post a story and it'll get thousands of reviews... As unlikely as it seems. But a girl can dream, right? Of course, even my dreams have been extremely uninspiring lately. Pfft.

In case anyone out there is wondering why my avatar isn't a purple chameleon, I couldn't find a picture like that on Google Images. So I figured I'd pick something that was at least purple. It must have taken me a little less than an hour just to figure out how to download the picture. But I am proud to say that after all the horrible confusion of this incident, I can finally get the picture up. Cheers to me!

My favorite color is purple because it's made from red and blue. Red is a fiery, lively color, and blue is a cool, serene color. When you put them together, you get the all amazing color, purple, a wondrous mixture of the two.

~Things About Me~

Favorite Songs: Hey Soul Sister by Train, Drops of Jupiter by Train, Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble (my mom makes fun of me for enjoying mellow songs like this), Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson, Nine in the Afternoon by Panic at the Disco, Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade, Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan, Her Eyes Say Yes by Hit the Lights, Breakeven by The Script, Heartbreak Warfare by John Mayer

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles (this is a story for kids a lot younger than I am, I know, but I still like to read it anyway), The Uglies series, the Warriors series... the list goes on... to an extent. My friends say that I'm actually a very picky reader.

Favorite Foods: Most Japanese food, I guess. Sushi, noodles, stuff like that. Although I will NEVER eat that poisonous blow fish that they have to soak in vinegar and slice ultra thin so that it doesn't kill you. I wonder why people would eat that... Maybe to revel in the thrill of a life threatening experience? Or see if their tongues get numb from the poisonous effects?

Favorite Movies: Wall-E (I know that some people didn't like this movie because it wasn't funny enough, but it had amazing animation and a really meaningful message), 27 Dresses (You probably don't know that movie, but it's a chick flick... I couldn't help myself), all the Harry Potter movies are fun, too.

It may seem kind of pathetic that I'm writing so much stuff in this profile when the chances of someone reading this is very slim. I just... need to get over a hump right now and write a dang story all ready. I know, I know, I shouldn't be rushing inspiration, but this dark void separating me from my imagination is driving me insane! Or maybe my imagination isn't working hard enough... I don't know.

~Purple Chameleon

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God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miserable At Best by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. Edward Cullen proves himself as less than desirable from day one. But as Bella begins to see past the drugs, the mood swings, she finds the shadow of boy who had lost everything, including himself. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,314 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Valley Of Your Heart by rhythm junkie reviews
THIS IS MY ENTRY FOR THE LOVE LIKE FIRE CONTEST. :::HOSTESS PICK WINNER!::: Edward has always been there for Jasper but will Jasper see that? AH/OOC/AU Please note that this is a SLASH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
You Found Me by Kristylized reviews
Edward Masen is nomadic vampire travelling with James and Victoria. While rampaging on the outskirts of Forks, he stumbles upon a brown-eyed girl reading in a meadow. It isn't long before he realizes there's more to being a vampire than he ever thought possible. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 290,816 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Second Quarter Quell by Y.J. Nen reviews
Haymitch Abernathy was once a tribute in one of the cruelest Hunger Games Panem had ever seen. This is the story of his time in the Quarter Quell, from reaping to Victory Tour, and of how the handsome boy from the Seam lost everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D.
Grey Skies by kitty-flower reviews
Grey is next-in-line to become leader of the Syndicate, a mafia-like organization ruling the twolegplace. As her hunt for a traitor leads her into the forest, she is forced to question her true identity. T for violence.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
The Life of a College Man by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bored, wealthy Bella stumbles upon struggling college student Edward Cullen; the sexual tension is immediate. When Bella learns that Edward is having financial problems, she gives him a sinfully sexual and lucrative offer that he can't refuse. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,432 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
Runaway by LovePeeta reviews
Gale isn't handling the Quarter Quell very well. When Katniss kisses Peeta on the beach... well, it's the last straw. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Gale H. - Complete
Here I Am Just Waiting by Ribboned Curiosa reviews
Gale grows up and falls harder.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Beauty Crowds Me by edwardsisobel reviews
Edward is beautiful, of that there is no doubt. His looks have opened so many doors for him, but it has closed just as many others. Has the door slammed shut on what he truly wants? Beautiful Edward Challenge Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With All My Strength by Rhi Aeffyll reviews
He has been a warrior-king, then a lonely nomad, then a coven leader. He has worn many shoes, taken many lives, learned many things. Edward Cullen has roamed the earth for over a millennium, aimless and unchanged. Until now; until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,110 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Alliance by kitty-flower reviews
The Alliance is an organization of the coldest murderers. They are the ultimate assasination team, in exchange for another cat's lifetime of servitude. There are nine in The Alliance in all; eight can be discarded but one. Her name is Winter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Passing Afternoon by glasscannon.lj reviews
When Bella reverses her decision after the events of Eclipse, Edward counts the passing years, watching her live on without him. Post-Eclipse AU, Edward POV. Based on the song “Passing Afternoon” by Iron&Wine. Entry for the Black Balloon contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hellfire by Ivoryclaw reviews
New warrior, Frostfire, is captured by Darkclan and is used as a torture subject. There, she meets Stripes, also from Riverclan. A dark past binds her with the notorious leader of Darkclan, Ice. Is there a connection?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,505 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008