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 Man, I'm excited to have this account. It's quite nice to be totally anonymous and know that no one will read this page. Nothing will change until I actually post a story. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I like popcorn, brownies, cinnamon rolls and hamburger soup, as well as cute Starfleet captains and engineers. I dislike glittery vampires, sad pandas, shrimp and McDonald's coffee BLARRGHRALGHALGHALGH |
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Behind Palace Walls by NeenaD91 reviews
Prince Vegeta has two goals that must go undeterred: Beat Freeza, and clean up his shitty ass Kingdom. He thinks he's making headway until someone he least expects comes along and reminds him to breathe: a concubine.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 309,187 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Ghosts of Babylon by The Noble Rot reviews
Audrey didn't die in the crash. Bleeding, suffering immense pain but still alive, the young girl is pulled from the wreckage by one just as injured as she is, though he wears his wounds on the inside. Their relationship will threaten to destroy them both.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,756 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gabriel, Audrey A.
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
Up in Smoke by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Honesty is such a lonely word by iEATfood reviews
Cartman gets himself banished and tricks Butters into coming along. An on the road adventure with Cartman and Butters. Don't worry, someone IS trying to kill them, it wouldn't be fun otherwise... ButtersXCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Butters by dwynna3 reviews
Butters wants to finally transition to being Marjorine, but when Cartman ends up finding him at a tranny bar Butters doesn't know what to do.... especially since Cartman has fallen for him and has no idea that he's actually Butters! M for future lemon....
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Rock With Me, Amadeus! by Your Iron Lung reviews
I don't know where he heard it from, or who introduced it to him, and I know he doesn't know the words, and yet he listens to it daily on repeat. Falco, I wish you would all die in a fire.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
The Journey Home and Beyond by SageK reviews
What happens after they escape from the black hole?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,143 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Camera Obscura by TarynWanderer reviews
Slash, harlequin-type romance. Historical AU. Tsarevich Pavel, Russian prince, is arranged to wed the King of the Scots, Montgomery the Scott. Written for a prompt. Total crack, turned into a gigantic love letter to Edinburgh. Schmmmaltzy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2009 - P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty
Five Easy Steps by Ava Monroe reviews
When a withdrawn and clearly grieving James Kirk returns from leave, his friends worry, until one of them finally steps in to listen to his story and to help him heal. K&S friendship. R&R please!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bully by MT Yami reviews
Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
The Policeman Officer's Seduction by kyuuketsukirui reviews
You ask someone back to yours after a night at the pub, that's pretty cliched, isn't it? And what could be more romantic than Point Break? But Nicholas just doesn't seem to get it.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete