Profile Updated: December 20th 2008 at 7:30PM

Hi welcome to my profile!! My name is Jenny or a lot of ppl call me Jenna. I love reading HSM, or Zanessa stories. I live in the US and i am 14 years old and in the ninth grade. I have probaly been to the hospital more times that i can count! If you keep reading you will see i have a lot of sibilings and also im a klutz so i fall and break a lot of bones. I am annoying, funny, cool, awesome, and a lot of other things!! I could go on for hours!! Oh yea I am probably the most "smartest person" you evar met!!

This is how "smart" i am!!

1. I was at the mall and the door said pull. I was pushing it until someone behind opened the door for me!! LOL!!

2. I called my friend Taylor and i have like 3 Taylors on my cell. So i called Taylor when i meant to call a different one and i was like omg i was talking to your boyfriend and then the Taylor who was on the phone goes i don't have a boyfriend and i was like OMG!! i called the wrong person and i was freaking out because the Taylor i wanted to call doesn't want anyone know she has a boyfriend!!

3. I was walking home one day with my friend and i almost got run over by a school bus and my escuse was like i didn't know it was there. I really didn't. But my friend was like who misses something as big and yellow as a bus!!

4. I got bored so i took up roller skating and started running into fences, and then i sprained my wrist!

5. I was at the mall and i thought there were stairs but it ended up being an escalator so i ended up walking down the up escalator.

6. I tripped over my own foot and twisted my ankle. But, this wasn't entirely my fault. I also had a latte right before i was walking. And do lattes make me hyper!!

7. I fell down the stairs because i didn't know they were there. I mean i guess i could understand this if i was in someone else's's house but i was in my own house that i have lived in for my entire life!!

8. I was talking to my friend Taylor and she was sick and then i started coughing so i was like is it possible to get sick from talking to a sick person on the phone!

9. I got two guys mixed up and accidentally called one by the other name but the funny part is that they weren't twins and probably looked nothing alike!!

10. I was at the mall and i was shopping in abercrombie when i saw this guy and he looked like one of the guys on the bags( for all of u guys that shop there the one where the boy and girl are at the beach and playing in the water) and i totally flipped out and asked for his autograph!!

11. I was on vacation and i locked myself out of my hotel room because i forgot my key in my room! Then i had to go to the front desk and ask for a new key. It was really embarrassing! Then i remembered that Michelle had the same room key!

12. I was on aim (ask me for it) and someone imed me and they were invisible and i totally spazzed out and fell out of my chair! LOL!

13. I was at school and i was sucking on a lollipop and i tripped and fell down the stairs and the lollipop flew out of my mouth and onto my friends forehead!

14. So I went to my friends house adn she said so used febreez so i layed down on the carpet and started smelling it like in the commercial. My friend thought i was crazy!

15. For school our schedules for our classes come in the mail. So my friend called my cell phone and tol me she got hers. And so I started freaking out because i didn't get mine. Then i saw my mail man so i started screaming at him for favoring my friend over me.

16. Well i got a new cell phone and with it came a new number. So then on aim i put my away message as new phone call me and text me. And then i got mad because nobody was calling me. But then i figured out that i had a new number. Ha!

17. One of my teachers is new this year and when she introduced herself she said that she decided to teach at my school because it was a prety big hike going toward the other school she taught at. So i raised my hand and asked her why she didn't buy a car...haha! i didn't get that she was using figurative language. then my friend taylor explained it to me.

THOSE ARE THE TOP 17!!

Things I Love:

The color pink!!

My cell phone... can't live without it!!

My laptop...absolutely need it!!

My i-pod...about 30g of my life!!

AIM...IMing is so much fun

Singing...taken lessons since i was 5

Oreos...milk's favorite cookie!!

Peanut Butter...omg its like from heaven i swear!!

Bread...its really good!

Chicken...sorry to any vegetarians but its like really good!!

Dancing...love it!!

Steak...yummy! :)

Guitar Hero...best video game ever!!

Star-Bucks...thank god whoever invented that!!

Shopping...try to name a girl that doesn't?

Pina Coladas Non-Virgin...well yea i've had one at a party...but by mistake...it was yummy...shh dont tell my mom lol :)

Diamonds...like they say a girl's best friend

Chocolate...a girl's second best friend

The beach...my favorite place to be

Hawaii...favorite place in the world

Animals...what can i say I'm an animal person!!

The comerical with the girl who says "IDK my BFF Jill?"...i love that it is like totally true!!

Things I Hate

Math...i hate numbers they are sooo confusing!

Algebra...i mean it was already confusing with numbers now they have to go and add letters??

Bugs...ewwwwwwwwww!

Little Brothers...so annoying!

Little Sisters...even more annoying!!

Teachers that think they can relate to you...i mean really were different give up already!!

When mom wants to spend quality time together...i have umm friends!!

Babysitting siblings...it's not like they ever listen to you

Girls who are obsessed with one certain boy...it gets really annoying when all they ever talk about is him!!

Girls who like a new guy every week...it get hard to keep track!!

Boys who are obsessed with there looks...thats a girls job!

ABOUT ME!!

Name: Jenny Michelle Smith

Age: 14

B-day: May 1st

Siblings: Okay here we go. I have a 8 month old sister named Lilli...I have a 1 year brother named Nathan...I have a 1.5 year old sister named Anna...I have a 3 year old sister named Nicole...I have a 5 year old sister named Shiloh and then her twin who is a 5 year old bother named Andrew...Then i have a 6 year old brother named Steven...And 6.5 year old identical twin sisters named Kylie and Kayla(get so confusing)...Then i have a 8 year old brother named Trevor...Then i have a 9 year old sister named Chloe...and a 9.5 year old sister named Isabella...Then there is me who is 14...Then i have a 16 year old brother named Christopher...Then i have a 19 year old sister named Michelle(yup thats where my middle name came from)...Then there is the 20 year old brother named Alex...and then the 22 year old brother named Johnny. In total there are 17 of us!! Lets just say my parents have been busy!! LOL!!

Parents: I have a mom(Nancy) and a dad(John)

Pets: Okay here we go again... We have 7 dogs that we own, and 5 dogs that we are training for the seeing eye program, 4 cats, 5 guinea pigs, 2 mice, 6 rabbits, 2 hamsters, 1 lizard, 205 fish(yup i got bored and counted), 3 iguanas, 1 salamander and 5 horses.

Where I Live: Florida, USA

Boyfriend: Tommy Iverson 6.03.08 What I Look Like: Okay, I have beachy blonde hair, and bluey, green, eyes. My eyes are like the ocean, sometimes bright blue, sometimes green, and sometimes grey. I know weird. It all depends on my mood. I am 5 feet and 1 in tall. I am part Italian from my mom, and part Polish from my dad. Yea, I guess that's it!

Sports I Play: Competition Cheerleading, Horse-Back Riding, Soccer, Softball, Field Hockey, Cross Country, Rugby, Lacrosse, and Football with my brothers!

What I Want To Be When I'm Older: I don't really know at the moment. I know i want something to do with animals, or maybe a singer.(Amrican Idol) But, a lot of ppl say I should be a lawyer cause i'm good at arguing.

FAVORITES!!

Favorite State: California

Favorite Country: USA

Favorite Food: Chocolate

Favorite Drink: Pina Colada

Favorite Animal: Can't decide

Favorite Place: My beach house in Hawaii

Favorite Movies: Disturbia, Sex and the City, 1408, One Missed Call, John Tucker Must Die, High School Musical, High School Musical 2, High School Musical 3, Lassie, The Sound of Music, A Cinderella Story, Raise Your Voice, Herbie Fully Loaded, Air Bud, Sydney White, Peter Pan, She's the Man, Hairspray, Rent, Pictures of Hollis Woods, Material Girls, Too Fast Too Furious, All Harry Potters, Unaccompanied Minors, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Tuck Everlasting, Flicka, Hoot, My Friend Flicka, The Freedom Writers Diary, Peter Pan, Because I Said So, One Missed Call, The Eye, 21, What Happens In Vegas, 10 Things I Hate About You, and a whole lot more!!(I've prob seen all movies none to man adn maybe some known to monkey)

Favorite Color: Pink

Favorite Season: Summer, or Winter

Favorite Books: I'd Tell You That I Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You, Cross My heart and Hope To Spy, A Child Called It, Night, Day, Dawn, Pictures of Hollis Woods, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Call of the Wild, Walk Two Moons, Misty of Chinecoteague, Tuck Everlasting, Hoot, The Freedom Writers Diary, and Teach With Your Heart, and Perfect, Gossip Girls, Horseshoe Trilogies, and Harry Potter!

Favorite Food: Chinese

Favorite Stores: Victoria's Secret, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Coach, Chanel, Louis Viiton, Areopastel, Aerie, Wal-Mart, Bath and Body Works, and H&M

Favorite Number: 101

Favorite Month: May

Favorite Day: Friday

Favorite Soda: Coke

Favorite Singers: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift

Favorite Fictional Character: Spongebob Squarepants!!

Favorite Song: Hot n Cold

Favorite Sports: Football, Soccer, Field Hockey, Competition Cheerleading, Rugby, Softball & Horse-Back Riding

Favorite Letter: S

Favorite Ice Cream: Vanilla or Rocky Road

Favorite TV Shows: Suite Life, Hannah Montana, Desperate Housewives, House, Unfabulous, America's Next Top Model, Crowned, Anerican Idol, Zoey 101, Saddle Club, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Spongebob, Drake and Josh, Naked Brothers Band, Dancing With The Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, Beauty and the Geek, Brothers and Sisters, My Super Sweet Sixteen, Punk'd, and anything else MTV!!