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 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Hi! Welcome to my profile! Likes: Anime, Manga, Candy, Friends, people who review, and FANFICTION, videogames, Akatsuki, Peace!screaming music, etc. Dislikes: Bullies, extremely preppy music, most preps, school, Team 7 (ugh their so annoying!) etc. Facts about me: IM LEFT HANDED!! Yea i rule! Im very smart (YES IM BLOND AND IM A CHEERLEADER! take that stereotypes). I have too many cats. I'm NOT emo! Im a very spastic random person. My friends are all guys . ) My friends are wierd and random so i fit in well...OUR CLUB ROOLS! me and brett force peeps to join I think Jake hates us because of that XD (pain) I do not date (i have had them ask...) Random Quotes by me and my freendz!~~~ ~Ya got a party in yo tummy!~ Me and Alex (NOTE: Me and my bf's have an Akatsuki club at school) ~STOP WITH THE PLANT JOKES!!~ Jacob (zetsu) ~ Me: Jake your face jingles when you walk Jake: nu-uh walks away Brett and I: JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE!!~ Me(konan) Brett(Itachi) Jake(Pein) ~Me: Mrs. Murphy drinks too much Pepsi Casse: I think she drinks more than that...~ Casse and I on our crazy teacher ~Brett: MA THE POTATOES ARE BURNING!! Molly: Im not your mother! ~ loooong story...XD... yes we are very random...MOO! ~It was raining outside and the outside door was open Brett: runs outside IM GONNA DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA!! Mrs.Murphy: Get back in here! If you die i have to fill out paperwork! All:O.o~ (Sasha's an a plane going to the U.S. from Russia) Sasha: I sat down to this one dude and he took his coffee off the table like I was going to steal it. Me: Eyeball it! Act like you wan't it and it will creep him out! Sasha: He drank it all already! Me: What a meanie he won't share his coffee! Sasha: Totally and I think someone just called him a workaholic... Both: T.T and O.o Bands I Looooooveeeee! Paramore, Fireflight, Caramell, Evanescene, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, Death Cab for Cutie, Lady GaGa, Jimmy Eat World, Coldplay, Gwen Stefani, The Go! Team and many many more... Songs I love: Unbreakable:Fireflight. Casse: Flyleaf. Tourniquet:Evanescene. New Divide: Linkin Park. Just Dance: Lady GaGa. Miracle: Paramore. Clocks: Coldplay. Caramelldansen: Caramell. Middle: Jimmy Eat World. Harajuku Girls: Gwen Stefani (have the shoes!) All the songs from The Go! Team (Their just so dang catchy) and many many more... Random Thingy Section! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (impossible I love chocolate more than anyone ) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off. 92 of American teens would die if Aeropostle, Abercombe, Hollister, or Fitch told them breathing wasn't cool. If your'e part of the 8 who would sit there wondering why people are so ubsessed over clothes or sitting their laughing your guts out, copy and paste this into your pro! IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (Uh, I think I do that HALF the time I talk XD) My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. 98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (uh, is it okay if i got more than one person in mind?), Copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile. If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Chi-chan7773 If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this o If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when: 1. You make a leaf village head protector. (YUP! ALREADY BOUGHT ONE! XD ) 2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (WHO TOLD YOU?!) 3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'. (I'll have to try that...) 4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look. (oh NO!) 5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'(...) 6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. (uh, if I hide knives, my family's going to think that i'm gonna kill myself) 7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (I made a shirt with an Uchiha symbol on it...) 8. You name your dog Akamaru.(don't have a dog :( ) 9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (... no comment...) 10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. ( i'm obsessed over naruto. not delusional.) 11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. (why would I want a curse seal for?) THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? All of the Akatsuki of course! 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? PeinxKonan or NagatoxKonan AkatsukixOC 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? NO! Can't you see they are straight?! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many times? Yup went as Itachi for Halloween and Deidara hairstyle MANY times. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Leaf and Sand headband ,Itachi and Kisame poster, Akatsuki wristband, t-shirt, many volumes . 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? YES! XD um I dreamt I married Itachi 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 10. Do you support the obito theory? uh, you mean the obi/tobi theory? course not. they already revealed tobi is madara. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup I read the manga people... 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? All of them... except Kisame... he's scary... 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Hate him in the beginning but he's better in Shippuuden except for the fact HE KILLED ITACHI!! 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? heh i wish. but i'm working on it. i'm gonna get there in about 2-5 years. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no. only the cool ones ;D 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? in a way... yes. 17. Sub or dub? Dub I can't read subs on my teeny phone TTTT 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! D: 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoyingly funneh 20. Do you even know who Tobi is?Yup! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? -chokes- 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara. But I can imagine all the Akatsuki in sexy skinny jeans (Oh yeeeaaaa...) 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird 24. Which character would be best OOC? Any of the Akatsuki 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Really people... I mean really. T_T 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? No I mean I just have an account on Fanfiction to just write stuff in my profile. Really guys... 27. Do you like lemons? I like Lemonade. If you mean in stories Shudders uncontrolably 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They tease me about my ultimate fan-ism 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes. I downloaded it from iTunes for my iPod 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? Yes. And they are GENIUS! 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep my best friends... nuff said. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Not yet ;D 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? My life but not my grades. They rock ;D 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Pretty much... 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hey I'm not perverted 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Never!! 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Usually only OC'S 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I never said he was sexy in the first place. AND C'MON HE WEARS LIPSTICK! XD 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? TONS! 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? YOU DECIDE!!... okay yes... This is scary but pretty accurate.. 1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow blue 2 What's your first initial? K 3 What month were u born? March 4 Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 5 Name one of your friends Sem-kun A.K.A GOD OF AWESOME 6 Name a number 1-100 7 7 Do you like flying or driving more flying 8 Do you like lakes or oceans more Lakes Think of a wish, but don't write it... 1 If you chose: 2 If you're initial is: 3 If you were born in: 4 if you chose: 5 This person is your best friend 6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life 7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure 8 if you chose: 9 This wish will come true only if you repost this If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! 98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile. If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile. 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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. You Know You Live In 2008 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You belive in God, copy and Paste this to your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. Sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there somewhere is that it hasn't tried to contact us. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religous cult. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this. I am worse than evil... I am the author!! When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. "If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove "Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove "Your imagination isn't fake; it's another world where you create your own paridise." -Liliedove When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! NBC: No Body Cares. Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world. I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. I plead temporary insanity. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...' Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile. “Yes, but violence is not the answer,” Kaitlin remarked, calming the situation. “Naw, psychological warfare is,” Brett finished. They both nodded wisely. (Oh yea! ;D) If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile. (DeiDei-kun...) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years... REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE 1. We have cookies 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Funky Bracelet Chick (Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori) Chi-chan7773 (Akatsuki, Eriol Hiiragizawa, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, L,Mello) Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this. This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile ಠ_ಠ(-\) ART IS A BANG! UN If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. .../ _).../.../ ＲＡＷＲ means We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in. I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties. Touch my cookie and you won't live to see tomorow. Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT! Busier than a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest. Don't look at me with that tone of voice! If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? I'm always amazed of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is that, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...(Except for Deidara...) You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. My Reality Check bounced. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. One day, Jon is going to snap and they're gonna make a show called "Jon and Chainsaw Minus 9" Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed One by one the penguins steal my sanity. If it walks out of the fridge, let it go. Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews! The police never think its as funny as you do. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger. If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out if the water? I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” both mean the same thing? If it isn’t one thing, then it’s another…unless it’s neither If time is on our side, then what’s on the other? I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Hard works never killed anybody, but why take a chance? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done? I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”? If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into? Why get even, when you can get odd? People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication All I need are some minions. You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty! Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together? Thank You For Reading my exetremely long profile. Please come again. |
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