Hey Everyone!

I'm Sierra. Umm don't really know what to say, except that I'm extremely obssesed with Twilight and Edward (as if you already didnt know from my pen name.) and absoulutely DESPISE jacob.

Uhh... heres a few things to add to my profile so that it doesn't look so boring lmao... and that I thought was either funny,crazy, cute or sad and thought should be passed on.

Here it goes...( copy and paste any of this to your profile if you want.)

~Find a guys who calls you Beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep,

Wait for a guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world while youre in sweats,

Who holds your hand in public, and in front of his friends and family,

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

~Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

~The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

~Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm..( copy and paste to your profile)

~FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

~Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak ( copy and paste)

~My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me. Stop Child Abuse!

~Girls are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

*Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.If you pass this on,Maybe people will cry,Just keep this in your heart,For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

~Holding Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And
mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady
heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys re-post this if you agree.

Girls re-post this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the
girls that read this will re-post this

~Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Check: Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Nope: Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
Check:You have ran into a glass/screen door.
Nope:You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
Check:You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

Nope: You have ran into a tree.
Nope:It IS possible to lick your elbow
Check: You just tried to lick your elbow.
Check:You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
Check:You just tried to sing them.
Check:You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
Check: You have choked on your own spit.
Nope:You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
Check: You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
Check:You just looked at it.
Nope:Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
Nope: People have called you slow.

Nope: You have accidentally caught something on fire
Check:You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
Check:You have caught yourself drooling.
Check: You’ve fallen asleep in class
Nope: If someone says “fart” you laugh.
Nope:You just laughed.

Nope:Sometimes you just stop thinking
Check:You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
Nope:People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
Nope: You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
Check:You use your fingers to do simple math.

Nope:You have eaten a bug.
Nope:You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
Check:You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
Check: You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

Check:You break a lot of things.
Nope:Your friends know not to use big words around you
Check:You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
Check:You have fallen out of your chair before
Nope:When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total= 20 :P

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Emmet

2.Bella

3.Alice

4. Edward

5. Jasper

6. Rosalie

7. Seth

8. Renesmee

9.Esme

10. Carlisle

11.Victoria

12.Charlie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rosalie/Victoria...nope...and probably not.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Edward...YES!...Smokin hot!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Charlie got Renesmee pregnant... Charlie would most likely get beaten to a pulp by the cullens or if he's lucky got to jail and Renesmee would be scarred for life...although I'm not sure if she would even be able to get pregnant : /

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Esme... Yea I've seen a few.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella/ Rosalie... VERY unlikely.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jasper/Esme or Jasper/Carlisle...both would be weird considering jasper would be hooking up with his parents :S but I'll go with Jasper/Esme just because.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Seth walking in on Bella and Charlie having sex... Probably call the police.Idk.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice/ Carlisle...Alice and Carlisle have a Father/ Daughter day. :?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Emmet/ Renesmee... God I hope not!I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...NO!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Seth/ Charlie...A mans best friend! idk. :S

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Renesmee... Daughters by John Mayer

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Emmet/Rosalie/Charlie...Watch out!... this is gonna be one wild ride!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Jasper... yesterday.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Emmet and Seth are in a happy relationship until Seth runs off with Edward. Emmet, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Victoria and a brief unhappy affair with Charlie, then follows wise advice of Jasper and finds true love with Alice.

~This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?
Twilight

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?
Eclipse

Breaking Dawn or the Twilight Movie?
Twilight movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward

Who do you like more: Edward or Bella?
Edward

Bella or Jacob?
Bella

Bella or Alice?
Bella

Alice or Edward?
Edward

Alice or Jacob?
Alice

Rosalie or Alice?
Alice

Jasper or Alice?
Alice

Jasper or Edward?
Edward

Carlisle or Esme?
Esme

Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?
Bella

Esme or Charlie?
Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?
Charlie

Jacob or Sam?
Sam

Sam or Quil?
Quil

Quil or Embry?
Quil

Who’s the better villain: James or Victoria?
James

Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires

there were these girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

~If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

~If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

~If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile

~If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this to your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

~If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

~Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

~If you have ever walked into a wall before copy and paste this to your profile.

~92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

~If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

~If you despise mathematics and wish teachers would stop saying, "Why of course you'll need to learn it, no matter what you do with your life!", copy and paste this into your profile.

So thats all for now, If I find anything I'll add it.

Taa-Taa everyone!