A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.

He defeated Voldemort and they turned on him, so he left. Moved to the US, completed High School then College with three different degrees. Then he was contacted by a branch of the government that technically didn't exist with the Mother-of-all job offers; Sector Seven with genuine alien artifacts. Now his fate was intricately tied with that of a mechanical alien race. DISCONTINUED

("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?

Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.

The boy was from a foreign village, had just threatened to kill his own siblings, and didn't even look at her twice, but there was something screaming inside Naruto Uzumaki to not let him walk away. "W-wait," she called out, catching an indifferent teal gaze, "Who are you?" fem!Naruto, GaaNaru

This is just a remake of how Alucard and Seras meet. Baby Seras! Summary sucks, but the story is better. R&R

As a young boy, Naruto unwillingly undergoes a change, one that turns him from the path he would have taken. He's no less driven than before, but he's certainly...stranger [GRAND RE-OPENING January 2018- for real this time!]

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

Hermione's been captured by the Order of the Phoenix, can Bellatrix rescue her in time?

Finally, after many experimentation's Sofia Lamb's scientists create the first Little Brother and successfully implanted him with an ADAM slug along with finishing his mental conditioning; but what will happen when he cannot be bonded to a Big Daddy Protector? crappy summary, better story hopefully (rated M just in case)

AAxS. Slight AU. Millenium is broken, Iscariot is but a memory, and the Paladin has no place in the world. Hellsing offers him a niche, but he struggles with his contempt for them. NOW WITH PICTURES/ART!

Naruto/WH40k crossover. What if the Kyuubi was really a daemon of Chaos? How would that affect the one it was sealed into?

My first fic, from back in the 90's. Having replaced a dying human child a long time ago, the demon known as Ranma was always famous for finishing what he started...