![]() Hey my names alannah also known as amanda (seyfried) or lannah im 14 and completly obssesed with twilight and SHAMROCK ROVERS THE ULTIMATE IRISH FOOTBALL TEAM i love edward , jasper and emmett i've read the twilight saga so many times its unreal I go to every ROVERS match no matter what the team they're playing or if the skies have opened up and i get soaked my best mates are Cliona,Sinead,Robyn,Trish,Melissa,Ciara,Emma,Nessie and Sarah PM me here's some exciting news my best friend and i are writing a fanfiction together of course it's about SHAMROCK ROVERS her names MelxxWhoLuvsYa and the stories called Edward The Wild Rover it's the most awesomest story please read and review →Me!↓ Birthplace: Dublin →Do Yuu Have ?↓ Tattoos: nope →Favorites↓ →This Or Thaaa↓ →Fwiends ↓ →Have Yuu Eva ↓ →Randomness ↓ →Do Yuu Believe Inn ?↓ →Finish Thhhaa Sentence ↓ Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular 1. Edward cullen 2. Reneesmee 3. Rosalie 4. Bella 5. Emmett 6. Jasper 7. Esme 8. Alice 9. Carlisle 10. Mike Newton 11. Renee 12. Jacob Black 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? no but that could be funny 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ummmmmmmmm bella ... awkward 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? 8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. 9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? 12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yeah actually my friend robyn has a fan fic called the sexy mamas...and phil 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? im a WIZARD wooooooooo ( sorry stuff like that pops into my head at ramdom intervals ) 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? LESSON FOR LIFE !! Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. :) yes it does! If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. 22 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. You Know You're An Author When... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Done with that? 1. You are in love with this person. Today, I was talking to my friend on Facebook. I cracked a joke and he replied, "ROTFLMAOBTCSTCTNDBFOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTRHOOTSAIAKBAYB!" When I questioned him about it, he wrote, "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Then Nearly Dying By Falling Out The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Runs, Horrified, Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer!" I don't think I've said "lol" since. Team I Just Want To Stab Rosalie In The Face Sometimes I never really liked Rosalie, even after she explained herself in Eclipse. She's just so bitchy all the time! A normal girl: Will go and cry when rejected. Me: Will be sad for 5 seconds then bounce back and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A normal girl: Helps you find your prince. Me: Says "Sorry, he wouldn't come so I had to get physical." then points you to the unconscious life form. A normal girl: Would try to kick people out of your party at the end, but give up when it doesn't work. Me: Would be the reason there's 20 dead bodies of the drunk people who refused to leave. A normal girl: Will help you move. Me: Will help you move the bodies. A normal girl: Would bail you out of jail. Me: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" A normal girl: Would say "You're such a coward!" when you get nervous around a guy you like and don't talk to him. Me: Would say "You choked on your butt again, didn't you?" A normal girl: Ask you to write down your number. Me: Have you on speed dial. A normal girl: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Me: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you A normal girl: Would knock on your front door. Me: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A normal girl: Would read ignore this. Me: Will repost this shit! You know you live in 2010 when... 1. You accidentally enter your pin number on a microwave. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Boys won't climb the tree to get to them because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they go for the rotten apples on the ground that are easy. The apples at the top think there's something wrong with them when in reality they're perfect. They just have to wait for the boy who's brave, and smart, enough to climb to the top of the tree. Soundtrack of My Life Here's how it works: Opening Credits Waking Up First Day of School Making Your New Best Friend Falling in Love Breaking Up Prom Graduation Life's Okay Death of a Close Friend Mental Breakdown Driving Flashback Getting Back Together Wedding Scene Birth of a Child Car Accident Final Battle Death Scene Funeral Song End Credits Deleted Scenes Gag Reel |
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