His brother's boyfriend's favourite club was the last place Emil would have ever thought he would meet the love of his life. Nightclub setting. HongIce oneshot. AU.

The rain does things to him – releases hormones or heightens his senses, something – and before I knew it he was naked lying atop me with his lips slowly working over my own. I'm not complaining.

This is going to be a fill dump for all the prompts that catch my eye on the Homestuck livejournal kink meme. Multi-pairings.

Gakuen AU: With their overprotective older brothers hovering over them constantly, Eirik and Michael do what they can to get a moment alone. Hong Kong/Iceland, R-18. Originally written for the kink meme.

A story about Norway and his car... but not really. Complete and UTTER crack. Warnings include Seme!Norway, H0rny!Denmark, Tarzan!Sweden, general OOC-ness, and some adult content. Can be taken as several different pairings if wanted. :3 One-shot.

The sequel to "I Don't Want a Bigger Bed." EstoniaxLatvia AU

I'd been in love with Eduard for years. Too many to count actually. Would I finally be able to tell him? EstXLat One-shot AU

Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

Oneshot. Spain is willing to do anything to get his Christmas gift early. Romano claims to not approve, but he not-so-secretly does.

In which Norway upsets Denmark. Written by Clouds.

Norways love life gets a little to crazy... and kinky. Warning: yaoi, sex, and much more. Rated M for a reason. UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 3

Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al