Elisa was once an everyday Twilight fangirl, but now, inexplicably, she's become a part of Edward and Bella's world. Her struggle to fit into her new life, however, may become a fight to survive that neither she nor Bella may win...

Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.

A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

"We're full of contradictions!" I laugh, positioning my index finger and thumb to form a fake gun, point it at my brother, and pretend to fire it. "We might as well be Two Dead Boys!" Kaoru can't take much more of this pain. Something's got to give.

M for a reason, warnings inside. Reviews welcome. A darker, more adult Big Bang Theory. What Sheldon Cooper wants, he gets, and he will get Penny. No matter what anybody says, including her.

After changing schools, Rin finds himself falling hard for an enigmatic teenager. All the while, life spirals into chaos and normalcy becomes a thing of the past. Contains ideologically sensitive material. AU.

"There are creatures of this world that you may not understand." Kaoru remembers the words his grandmother told him years ago. When he's attacked by a vampire that looks just like him, his world changes and secrets unfold. In reality, he's terrified. HXK

After Howard and Bernadette's wedding, Penny must face some hard truths and do some growing up of her own. Easier said than done. A series of unfortunate events can lead to the most fortunate of outcomes. S/P, L/A, H/B canon compliant.

After Jimmy's latest teleportation experiment fails, the gang finds themselves plunged into an alternate reality. There, they become entangled in a deadly conflict and slowly begin to piece together a vision of their own future far too terrible to imagine. Includes over 100 illustrations, COMPLETE

I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.

What are the things you cherish the most? Cindy, at the age of 20, is a deadly weapon, due to experimentation, with useful information about Jimmy.But just how much torture can one girl go through when you forget everything, even the person you love? J/C

A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts

Dear Jacob there are a million things I want to tell you. I think I'm in love with you. I think you're messed up but so am I. And lastly I feel compelled to protect you from everything. Even yourself. Jake & Edward. AH. Slash.

Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Penny and Sheldon get locked on the roof together. Will they kill each other before they're found? Following the season 5 finale.

The mundane moments in life can be the most precious. A series of oneshots. Twincest. HikaKao.

This fixation is consuming me, right along with my sanity. Hikaru is my brother...why can't I just let it go? Twincest

Two new reluctant hosts are given some advice on improving their act. Now, if only Kyouya would explain what he means by 'practice'. Hitachiincest.

For almost a week after confronting the Volturi and returning home, Alice wondered obsessively if anyone would have lasting nightmarish illusions about the Volturi. As Edward nurses an annoyance over the months that follow, Alice's wondering finally turns to bleak understanding.

". . . I soon realized with dangerous clarity that a secret burden lied dormant within us; it became a weight we both shared." Yukio POV, Yaoi, Shota, AU.

Jimmy's been away at college for three years. Now at 21, he returns home to be declared a murderer with only the infamous Cindy Vortex as the prosecuting attorney. Can she prove him innocent? Or is she the one who needs saving in the end? OC's present, rating dropped to T due to author error. Part II in progress.

What If: Missy was Sheldon's roommate instead of Leonard. Penny moves across the hall from her friend Missy and Missy's crazy brother, only she doesn't seem to find Sheldon as nuts as his sister claims him to be. Instead, he's kinda... cute.

"Wait, are you...jealous?" Hikaru plus Kaoru equals one. Such a simple equation, and so quick to unravel. Hitachiincest.

AH Jasper & Edward Slash Don't like, don't read. A man who lives for revenge, risks all to save the life of an innocent. Inspired by Muse's "Undisclosed Desires."

THE REWRITE! It started with a song played far above Sheldon's acceptable decibel levels. Sheldon/Penny Slightly AU from the season 4 episode The Roommate Transmogrification.

Somehow, after finally calming down, Yukio realized something worse than having a demon as a brother: He was attracted to Rin. Damn, is this his kink or something? Incest!

In which Hikaru is only human, and Kaoru is bored. Sometimes comfort is found in the most familiar things... Hikaru/Kaoru, rated M.

Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.

When Yukio loses a bet, Rin forces him to attend a dorm party. Yukio swears up and down that he's too good for drinking, but will that last as he witnesses his twin throwing them back like they were full of air? YukioxRin

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

AU, Rin/Yukio. Yukio was the good boy. The smart boy. It wasn't right that he would end up being the cursed one. In which Yukio is the one with demon powers.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

"Show me what you like," he said against her neck. She brought her eyes up to him and smiled... Some good Halloween themed sexy little story for the fun of it. Requested from & dedicated to: TJay M. ENJOY!

Yukio is at the end of his rope after Rin nearly kills himself in a mission, and while Rin battles with his demon blood, Yukio finds he has his own demons to deal with. Yukio/Rin. Slash content, incest, work in progress.

It's a dangerous gamble, and only stupid people make bets. ;Kyouya/Tamaki;

Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.

Someone has stabbed Professor Snape. Sheldon is there to find out who, but people aren't cooperating and nobody seems to take him seriously. He'll show them when he catches the killer, but who is it? He has no clue. Kind of a crackfic.

Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny are all students at Hogwarts and they seem to know things that other people don't. Could they be the assets Harry Potter needs to defeat Voldemort? Could they be a weapon? With a mysterious past, nothing is as it seems. AU.

"You make me someone I don't hate." ;Kyouya/Tamaki;

What happened to being identical twins? Does it still count as identical if one of them decides to be a girl instead? Having his younger brother become his younger sister was not something he expected to appear on his life list.

A Christmas story written as a thank you to my readers. Mary Alice Brandon awakens alone as a vampire. She is first taught by two nomads before her visions teach her a way of life she would much prefer. Can she find the golden-eyed vampires on her own?

They were out having lives, sort of, while she sat staring at a blank television set. Which one of Sheldon's crazy string universes had she fallen into? S/P Rated for sexy Sheldon

Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...

Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.

October 31st always hurts him the most. / brother-bonding, dark.

Yukio/Rin. Pure, complete without any proofreading, crack fanfiction at its worst. Enjoy. Relish. Wonder why. Written at a friend's request.

A short. Neville and Sheldon are a couple still down to watch a movie. A heck load of awkward. This was a request.

Alternate outakes and extra bits from A Tangible Dichotomy. Enjoy!

Jacob has imprinted on Edward, who doesn't seem to accept it. But slowly but surely, Jacob is going to win Edward over and show him what real love is. Rated M for Slash boyXboy . Please R&R! Indefinite Hiatus...

Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.

After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...

Clare struggles to accept her mother's remarriage, but that's kind of impossible these days. Especially when she has to learn how to be a family with Jake Martin. Two-shot. COMPLETE.

The relationship that both of them were seeking was nothing but the shell of an empty daydream - one which was full of strong barriers. And Rin knows that there is no possible shortcut around them. Yukio/Rin

"She did understand, not only because she was his partner, but because he was Soul and she was Maka, and no one knew them better than the other." In which Soul goes too far and Maka loses it, but things work out in the end.

The Okumura twins are more similar than you think. / Brother-bonding.

Ever read a story and ask, "...What?" Well, question no more! Each chapter is a facet of the zutara fandom that has a serious flaw in logic, whether it's purpose is to bring them together or keep them apart. No character bashing. Chap 12 Zuko's Emo Corner

SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.

Ferb knows Phineas is watching him, lusting for him. He thinks it's just puberty, but that doesn't make it any easier to ignore. PhineasxFerb. One-shot.

Sequel to Happy Ending. Kaoru finally gets to punish Hikaru for his mistake during their last game. Can he handle what Kaoru has in mind?

Yukio helps Rin with his homework and discovers some interesting facts about his brother's tail in the process. Yukio/Rin, Twincest. And I mean the M rating!

A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.

When an artist from Snape's past returns, he starts to see a lot of things in a different light. Including one Harry Potter. Snarry.

Living as a human is giving Perry more problems than he'd anticipated. He's having more and more trouble hiding his identity, he's being bullied in school, and, worst of all, Doofenshmirtz keeps trying to give him fatherly advice.

Human!AU oneshot. "I... Fine. If you can make me express something other than indifference... I'll give you 15 extra credit points in my class." In which the student teaches the teacher. Teacher!YukioxHuman!Rin smut.

A story showing how even the most hardheaded of people can change when given a good enough reason. Penny/Sheldon, goes slightly AU after the panty piñata polarization.

One shots dealing with Cindy and Jimmy's relationship. A-Z, going from before the movie till the end of the series and beyond. Now completed.

When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.

Ferb drinks to forget how he feels about Phineas, not that it ever works. Now Phineas wants to know what the drinking is about. Will Ferb crack? Probably. PhineasxFerb. Oneshot.

Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!

The relationship between Aang and Katara as explored through the ten senses. Vignette series. AxK Now complete.

At one point everyone in Biloxi knew the story of Mary Alice Brandon... This is the story of the girl Alice Cullen used to be. Pre-Twilight, Canon.

After his date with Haruhi, Hikari tortures himself in the dead of night with thoughts of life and his relationship with his twin. Kaoru, as always, is there to make things better and offer perspective and understanding. *twincest*

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. When the only thing you've ever really wanted is right there for the taking…why wouldn't you take it? Kataang.

Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.

Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.

It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.

Bella has been desperately trying to build a friendship between Edward and Jacob. What she doesn't realize that she is pushing so hard, that Edward is subconsciously falling for the wrong person. Slash. Please read and review.

Five years after the Hundred-Year War, Fire Lord Zuko is hit with an assassin's dart, and falls into a coma from which he cannot wake. A week passes, and his prognosis is grim. But Katara could swear she hears him in her dreams...

Long-standing romantic issues are much easier to sort out without an ambitious spirit making things complicated. Aang/Katara, Zuko/Mai, Sokka/Suki, Toph/Sokka

When Alice and Jasper arrive at the Cullens back in the 50's, Jasper discovers something besides a new family. Edward x Jasper slash. AU. UPDATED 11-18-10

Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...

Libby organizes a masquerade bash for the seniors to which everyone must wear masks. At this bash, Cindy is kissed by a mysterious stranger and she'll do anything to find out who it was.

Cindy overhears Jimmy telling Sheen something in the hallway, and it breaks her heart.

Drunk and disillusioned by her dating options following her break-up with Leonard, Penny comes home from the club early and decides to hang out with Sheldon for the night. Things get weird. Very, very weird...

"They're over-tired but drunk with ideas, closer than ever and about to go buy a pumpkin. To Kaoru, it sounds pretty perfect."

Okay, so they're together. Now what?

As punishment for his father's mistakes, Draco is bitten by Fenrir Greyback. Narcissa asks Severus to take him somewhere safe and he can only think of one place... which happens to be where Harry Potter will be spending most of his summer. ON HIATUS!

New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.

Cindy leaves Retroville, telling her friends nothing. Years later she transfers to university with Pf. Neutron as a substitute teacher. She approaches him, but he shows no signs of recognizing her. And why does he have a girlfriend with Cindy's face?

What you want and what you're supposed to want are two different things for Edward. Bella loves him, so why isn't it enough? AH/AU/slash. E&B, E&J, B&Em. Rated M for adult themes, language, and sexual situations.

Cindy felt it'd take something big to change things between her and Jimmy. But letting Evil Jimmy on the loose and launching herself on a crazy space odyssey with Sheen, valiant knight in his hopeless quest for a Libby,wasn't quite what she'd planned. JC, SL

Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.

If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!

Candace muses about when she found out the boys were "together." Phineas/Ferb.

Sequel to "The Irony of It All". Two years have gone by, and things have relaxed in Retroville. But when Jimmy follows a lead that might clear up the past, he finds himself facing the worst of perils. How can Jimmy save the world if it doesn't exist? JC

Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.

FIN.She walked out of his life, no note or anything, Alice was being tight lipped and everyone else was walking on eggshells. Now he was stuck in a cave cell with some wet fur smelling mongrel that couldn't say anything but 'Sure, Sure'. Yaoi ExJ AU-ish.

When Jacob imprints on Edward, he thinks his world is coming to an end but could Edward be the best thing that could ever happen to him? Can Jacob teach Edward to love again when Bella moves away or is this love doomed from the start? SLASH Edward/Jacob

It’s the small moments; the little things that add meaning to our lives. It’s the small quirk of lips from a small smile, it’s the soft laugh that resonate from someone’s heart. It’s the softest of kisses that are engraved in our memories. Slash, Incest

COMPLETE! ZUTARA. Zuko, Katara and Sokka go under cover into the Fire Nation. EPILOGUE UP!

Edward is forced to move across the country with his family; away from everything he's ever known. Sometimes a fresh start is all you need to discover who you really are. LEMONS. AU/AH/OOC/ExJ/Don't like, don't Read. Edited and back to regular updates.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Doofenshmirtz attempts to adopt his younger self. Perry thinks this is a bad idea. Complete.

When it came to Hikaru and Kaoru, Haruhi could always tell one from the other... except when it's about picking which one is the baby's dad. The boys and the hormones aren't making it easy, that's for sure. There's too much drama involved before any of them can get the answer- but once they do, whose hearts will have to break?

AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.

She wants a thousand things that all begin here, with this union of flesh. A thousand things that are like the silver surface of the ocean, hiding unfathomable depth and darkness. Kataang. One shot. Winner of Kataang Forever's 1st Fic Rumble Contest.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

Harry has never thought of Draco as a victim, but when his enemy turns up injured at the Dursleys, he has to reconsider. AU, N/C, Violence, Slash. Rated M for mature sexual contents. Please R&R!

Sometimes it's easier to leave massages to the professionals, especially if you have a horny younger brother. Twincest. One-Shot.

In her senior year of high school, Claire is realizing she may have more feelings for Quil than just brotherly love. From Claire's POV. Rated T for language, some sexuality, and excessive use of sarcasm.

Jasper befriends eccentric and mysterious Edward Cullen. However, when one falls for the other, tensions arise, and the pair start to struggle. Who will break first? AH

" His sly grin came tugging back on his lips. "We have all of Devon practically to ourselves and it's the weekend; no one will care where we are." A Finny/Gene one-shot is what I think this is. Just btw, this is a TOP!FINNY/BOTTOM!GENE slashfic. That is my thing. If it is not yours, do not read my fic or flame my preference. Thanks.

High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.

Aang discovers that being the last airbender might be more challenging than being the Avatar.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.

Kataang. Set some time after Firebending Masters. Aang is having difficulty meditating because he's thinking about his developing relationship with Katara. Cautious, but trying to be confident, he proceeds to take things to the next step.

Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess

The twins learn about life, love, and how far they're willing to go to stay together. Everyone has to grow up sometime, right..? No one ever said grown-ups were normal.

Slash: Carlisle and Edward have been eternity partners since Carlisle changed Edward in 1918. Is their capacity to love as limitless as the length of their days? Vamp AU, Polyamory. Carlisle/Edward/Jasper. LEFT INCOMPLETE. See author's notes.

Finny always manages to rope me into these kinds of things. Phineas/Gene

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!

Three-shot. When a vampire changes, the change is permanent. After Jacob imprints, Alice watches as Jasper is forced to balance his new love with his old. Expanded entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. AU. Jasper/Jacob Slash. Rated M.

Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.

Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human

Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.

Whatever else you might say about Finny, about his dreamer’s impracticality, about his curious self-absorption that is charming in its innocence, he’s no idiot. Even he can’t miss what’s right in front of his eyes. //oneshot// //FinnyGene//

He will always want what he can't have... and she is the ultimate untouchable. Declan/Fiona

Kaoru is bored. VERY bored... So he and Hikaru decides to ditch Chemistry to create some of their own instead... WARNING: Smut, contains Yaoi, Twincest, Strong Language and Sexual Themes. Please R&R! And trust me: The Hitachiins equals HOT! LEMONY!

“I came back,” Light whispers gently; unnecessarily. “Is that okay?”

"No, just because Jasper enjoyed kissing him, didn't mean he actually had to like him." Edward & Jasper have always hated each other; what will be the outcome when the two are forced to face the truth behind their feelings for each other? E/J slash.

How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!

Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.

I'm Jasper Whitlock: protector of Bella's heart, womanizer, bonified douchebag and a poet in my spare time. I don't understand that creeper Edward Cullen. I think I might be in love with him and the thought of it makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.

Edward and Jacob are both left at loose ends in the aftermath of Bella's transformation. EdwardJacob.

a play on the movie Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. The Twins aren't exactly sure which one of them is which.....

Because of her father, Penny finds herself hiding in the laundry room while Sheldon constructs a dating formula and Leonard performs human experiments.

Phineas is romantically-challenged. Ferb doesn't mind much, though. One Shot. Phineas/Ferb.

It's been a few years now since elementary and Jimmy and Cindy have finally gotten together as a couple, but its science fair week again and Jimmy and Cindy are about to put that aside, as agreed, to enter and compete separately again for the last time.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Edward’s whole perspective changes after an impulsive kiss of his best friend. He’s not gay. So why does he keep picturing his best friend in compromising situations? JxE Slash AH

Edward Cullen has a seemingly ideal existence. A beautiful wife, two wonderful children, and a successful writing career. So why has he always felt like something was missing? AH, rated M for adult themes.

Things get a little out of hand when Kaoru suggests Hikaru model a new design for him.

After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.

This is my very special Christmas episode in my AU of S/P. It follows about a month after what happens in my previous stories The Vestigial Organ Recall & The Aesop Continuum , although you don't need to read those to follow this one. Enjoy!

Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?

Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!

Sheldon's mother dies, and Penny takes him home to Texas. Some initial P/L, but mostly S/P.

Edward and Jacob need to talk...but there is no way they're doing it face-to-face. Canon-ish.

Mix together equal measures of Hikaru and Kaoru. Add a sprinkling of Boredom and apply Alcohol liberally. Serve hot and steamy. Season generously with sex for a perfect recipe for Trouble...

A forbidden love brings down the wrath of the Volturi. Only an alliance between sworn enemies, brought together by the fateful bond between reluctant lovers, may allow both families to prevail... but are they ready for the future that could create?

Bella is gone and both Edward and Jacob mourn for her. What happens when Jacob realizes that what he wanted was always right in front of him? Jacob/Edward

Jacob always wanted an imprint. It just never occurred to him it could have irreversible consequences.

It takes little for the world to end. HikaKao. Minor KyoTama. Twincest and Lemon.

Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV

His inner voice politely didn’t mention that he had also chosen to forgo romance and intimate relationships because they were, on the whole, quite frankly beyond him. sheldon/penny, two-parter, complete, dedicated to arabian, sequel to Calling Bluffs

It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel

Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.

A break up with Isabella leaves Phineas with a question; does he want to be ravished? He doesn't seem to know, but is seems as though Ferb does. Oneshot. PhineasXFerb.

“I.. I think I am attracted to..” Bella’s eyes had an increasing sense of eagerness as they were drawn by Edward's. “.. males.” ExJ, M for future happenings.

Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.

Jacob comes to Edward's house to confront him about leaving Bella for months without warning. What happens instead might surprise him. -EdwardxJacob-

Hikaru's promise was destined to be broken the moment it left his lips.

My attempt at debunking the whole "Aang is an ignorant 12-year-old boy". Doesn't anyone besides me remember being twelve? Warning: This fic contains suggestive and somewhat adult material and should be read with discretion.

EdwardxJacob: Left alone, the two find themselves giving into their normal teenage yearnings. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any associated characters.

Sequel to The Vestigial Organ Recall. What happens when Sheldon returns home after his emergency appendectomy.

Realization doesn't always come easily. Sometimes, it doesn't even come -at all-. HikaKao. Minor KyoTama.

There was always the occasional fangirl who thought she'd turn me straight. I chuckled a bit bitterly at that idea. As if it was that easy. But no, I was in love with him. Only him. I wanted only him. AH/AU/J&E/Lemons/One-shot

Edward and Jasper have always been friends. Follow them as they embark on a journey through serious illness and witness the amazing power of love and the hope it provides. Any such journey is an emotional one so get yourself a fresh box of kleenex.

Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue

I've decided that if this is all I have, if this is all I end up with, I could live for its memory. HikaruxKaoru

There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki

50 Ways to Express Love and Affection Without Having Sex. Hikaru seems pretty determined to fulfill each and every one, no matter how silly or cliche some of them may seem.

His tongue darted out, licking Kaoru’s neck where he could vaguely feel his brother's pulse. Kaoru was about to protest, but he closed his eyes and let himself be pounded into the bed, his legs over Hikaru’s shoulders. Twincest, OOCness, PWP

"Well, I hate you, too. You just won't leave me alone. Ever since I met you... I can't stop thinking about you. When I close my eyes... I see you." And as he spoke I could feel my entire world shifting on it's axis. E/J Slash, AU.

When the twins have a misunderstanding, Kaoru ponders what his brother could possibly be thinking. Does Hikaru even respect him? KaoruxHikaru.

Edward is crimefighting in downtown Tehran, will he find love in the process?

He noticed that they had been spending less and less time with each other. And being the hot-headed twin between them, he couldn't say he was calm about all of this. HikaKao. Minor KyoTama. Twincest and lemon.

Edward & Jasper are two anti-social college students who share a close & solitary friendship. When Jasper’s feelings grow, will Edward succumb to the pressure of high-expectation, or embrace his feelings and evade the orbit of conformity? E/J Slash AH/OOC

“How about….Hikaru….we’re sinking…” “……and is this metaphorical?”

After the Ember Island Players' performance, and with the help of a little rice wine, Zuko and Katara decide to rewrite an alternate ending to their story. Oneshot, Zuko/Katara. Rated M.

Hikaru and Kaoru are in a hospital, an empty room just for the two of them. ; Dedicated to RockerGirl0709 WARNING: SLASH, LEMON, YAOI, TWINCEST

One hundred and eight ways to get through a scary situation… Kaoru couldn’t call to mind one. That was why he was trying to laugh at it, but there was a reason why the laughter was tinged with hysteria. He was petrified. Complete

Words were clumsy and inadequate; words were all there was. But not to them. Because a small smile or a light touch can convey something between them that words can never describe. KaoruHikaru

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

Edward needs to talk with Bella and Jacob. Takes place during Eclipse. OOC. WARNING: This really earns it rating with lemony goodness. You've been warned.

There's nothing wrong with setting everything I've ever cared about aflame. There's no shame in giving up. And, certainly, gazing up at the stars for solace won't leave a single stain on my pride, I'm sure. HikaruxKaoru.

Following pure insticts, Kyouya gave an experimental twist of his hips and relished in the sound of Tamaki's pleasured gasp... Accepting feelings, Kyouya wants to remember how Tamaki looks before, during and after their first time together. Involves the use of pictures! Too weird? Don't read. For Zander.

The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair

Kataang, OneShot, prose. “Maybe one day she would wake up enveloped in the fabric of his clothes: pouting with the realization that his smell has poured all over her—into her hair, over the prickles of her skin, across her chest, between her legs."

He greatly facinated me, to the point of distraction. GenexFinny

Aang finally initiates courtship with Katara, but it seems as if The Spirits have a new Quest for the young Avatar. Started as a fluff, turning into an epic journey reaching to the very heart of Airbending. Very kataangy, rating for later chapters.

It all started with an innocent suggestion that wasn't so innocent at all. Or perhaps it started with that kiss. HikaKao, twincest with a lemon flavor.

A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.

Or, the evolution of a romance. Kataang

It's hard to admit things like this, even to yourself, but when it's bubbling at the surface, pressing for your attention every minute of every day, it becomes rather difficult to ignore. GenexFinny oneshot. INSANELY SAPPY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

A harmless little dream sends Penny into a frenzy and denial. Sheldon has similar issues. Neither is sure what to do. Penny/Sheldon. Rating for later chapters. A/N: Thanks for all the great reviews. 6/10 - Expect an update this weekend :

When you're bored and you cannot find anything to do, you must resort to sexual experimentation. Hitachiincest.

Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.

We all know that when it comes to girls Aang can be a little... unexperienced. However, Katara thinks that the Fire Nation gives him a little something more... intensity, maybe? RXR please :D

Massages are supposed to be relaxing. But that all depends on who's massaging. Oneshot Kataang, during Boiling Rock.

There's a sexy advanced chemistry sub in Retroville High, and all the guys have crushes on her including Jimmy, and when she seems to be coming on to Jimmy, Cindy gets more jealous with each passing day. But is there more to this sub then meets the eye?

Lots of heavy Hitachiinnest. Hikaru perspective. "…if I can get your clothes off of you…will you let me go as you downstairs…?" Not like I have much choice. My wrists are starting to lose blood circulation.

Hikaru and Kaoru's first kiss...

“I…want it all off…” Kaoru said breathlessly and pleadingly, his hands weakly clenching the collars of the buttoned shirt. “It’s so…hot…” And then Hikaru snapped. -HIKAKAO-ONESHOT-Slight hints of Lemon-

-"Well EX-CUSE ME for being the Chosen One!"

Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Kataang wedding night. Lemon. Nuff said.

WOO KATAANG. Set after the GODLY Finale. ONESHOT - HARDCORE LIMEcuzthey'reyoung. PWP pretty much.

Hilarity ensues when the Ouran characters discover instant messaging! Will Kyouya ever be able to permenantly block his fellow club members? Will Mori ever say more than five words? Will Tamaki ever discover Haru's screen name!

Kaoru calls Kyouya for help on his math homework and Hikaru isn't very happy about it. Having always been the jealous type, Hikaru is desperate to get his brother's attention back. And that's just what he does. Twincest

Unlike you, I have no hesitation to keep playing this game. But I can't lie to you, Hikaru. I can't lie. So you don't have to worry. After all, it's just a game. Hitachiincest.

The twins are passing notes in class. What do those notes contain and why is it better that others don't find out? HikaKao- twincest.

Seven years ago, Jimmy died to protect Cindy. Now Cindy is 18 and ready to start college. But who is her 18 year-old professor and why does he seem so familiar? Cindy embarks on a journey to help him discover his past... and future. REVISED

Kataang, OneShot. “Your face is red,” he observed quietly, smiling. “You’re blushing, Katara.” Aang teaches his unsure companion the true meaning of feeling "peachy."

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Kataang OneShot. It was a cold morning when Aang caught her staring at him and scribbling something down quickly in the notebook. She had written the dream descriptions for her eyes only, but couldn't refuse him when he insisted on reading. Rated M.

They were always allowed to get away with everything else, why was this any different? How funny life is. Hitachiincest.

As Katara tries to fall asleep one night she comes to the realization that something important is not there and suddenly decides to see Aang in the middle of the night. Ah...so what was missing was...

They'd only ever had each other. After all, what more did they need? Oneshot, Hikaru x Kaoru, twincest.

It only took one car and a week-long coma to get Cindy to change. JimmyxCindy.

Jimmy is not his usual self, and Cindy is concerned. But when things seem to be going alright, everything goes wrong. Time is running out, but are they even fighting for the right thing? Nothing is as it should be, but they like it that way. JC.

The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!

DeathScythe may be her father, but it's her partner they should be more concerned about. Soul/Maka-ish, depending on how you look at it. Oneshot.

Twilight fangirl Elisa Jensen is well aware that there's not much in life she can't mess up on an epic scale, but the last thing she ever thought she'd be able to ruin was the storyline to her favorite series...

His eyes close as he wraps his arms securely around his twin, tighter, tighter; warm breathes cascades along the side of his neck, imprinting against his skin, fright, nervousness, what happens if-? Hitachiincest. SHINE 4LL Challenge.

I was always alone. But when he came, I finally noticed that I was lonely all along. [Chaptered Hitachiin moments.] [Kaoru's POV.] [AU.] [HikaKao]

Cindy and Jimmy have been happily married for two years. But when a rumor is started that he's been cheating on her, it's up to their younger selves to put their marriage back together again. COMPLETE, former penname was JCFOREVER.

What? Try what out?" Kaoru's eyes widened as Hikaru scooted closer to him on the bed. Implied HxK, no it's not a lemon :P

His eyes half-lidded, wondering just what his brother was trying to say. Two years had destroyed their mental link, their similarities, and everything they had prided in being twins. Three-Shot. Hitachiincest.

And now that they were together again, one whole, two halves, they didn’t want to let go. An AU Twin Tale.

Hikaru strongly believed that he was asexual. Well, except for his twin. Always except for Kaoru. A KaoXHika Tale. [Cherry]

Kaoru is a writer. High demands from readers force him to write romance. He doesn’t know where to start, so he tries to get some experience for ‘kiss’ scenes with his lover. But then again…his lover gets a bit out of hand from his demonstrations. HikaKao

It scared me that I could do anything to him and it wouldn’t matter. So that’s why I decided to test his limits. [Hikaru's POV.] [Rated M for explicit content.]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Too bad Jimmy Neutron didn't know! With her brain and her popularity, she'll make Jimmy Neutron regret it! Unless someone else gets to him first! Read to find out. Complete!

‘You have a condition. Something about being overly sensitive to the environment… or something like that,’ Kaoru had shrugged. ‘This… touch complex.’ Hikaru's POV. [Hinted HikaXKao]

His third mistake was to forget that sometimes, sometimes the “weaker,” “uke,” “sensitive” twin could be stronger than the “seme” twin. A KaoXHika Romance. Rated M for explicit content.

How can you always tell us apart? Haruhi smiled slightly. Because... Oneshot. Twincest. Silly

Kyouya always gets what he wants, even if he does reluctantly have to wait for it. [Kyouya x Tamaki]

The Host Club weeds a garden. Tamaki thinks. Kyouya is shirtless. KyouyaTamaki, oneshot.

[CRACKFIC][TamakiKyouya] Tamaki accidentally makes a deal with Nekozawa. Kyouya becomes a mommy. For real! Whoops!

In appearance, personality, thoughts, and actions, we’re the same, and interchangeable. Is it legal... to fall in love with your own image...?

There's a new girl and the day she arrives, boys turn gay and leave their girlfriends, who have a severe case of PMS, and all the hosts turn into bad copies of their former selves. [CRACK!]

The Hitachiin twins have a secret they don't want anyone to know. Rated M for slight Hitachiincest.

Do you ever find angst to be a bit... over the top? You ain't seen nothing yet. Kaoru is feeling angsty. VERY angsty. VERY. Humorously so.

[Hikaru x Kaoru] When you're all grown up, it's not about the games anymore.

It started with a watermelon. Then the bed wasn't as comfortable as it had been before. Hikaru didn't like the idea of his Kaoru being taken away, so this was his only plan, because the word separate wasn't in their vocabulary.

Hikaru has a new kink. [Twincest and explicit content for the sake of humor]

How can he ever be happy when the one he loves can't possibly love him back? HxK Sappiness alert.

The Host Club, Kyouya thinks, is one big, happy, incestuous family. HunnyxMori, twincest, TamakixHaruhi. Kyouyacentric. Oneshot. 2nd place winner: Best of OHSHC Fandom, Universal Fanfiction Open.

It was just supposed to be a fantasy, something more desirable when out of reach...nothing more...

Caught in a summer storm and locked out of her house, Cindy can only think of one place to keep dry.

A good ole switcharoo for the scenario in Episode 21. Hitachiin Kaoru is instead trapped in an interesting turn of events, and Hitachiin Hikaru is just enjoying getting under his brother's skin. T rated warnings of Hitachiinest and suggestive adult themes

They knew it was wrong and they kept doing it anyway. [HikaruKaoru Twincest]

Dear Reader, whoever you may be, I have a story to tell, and if you're willing to listen, it starts like this: HikaruXKaoru No longer a oneshot, because Hikaru's reply is here! Chapter 3 to come.

Feeling they deserved a break, the Gaang stopped in an Earth Kingdom village and took advantage of the warm waters. [Aang & Katara]

Moonlight makes things both softer and sharper. It is in the moonlight that the true shape of things is revealed. HikaruxKaouru

Kataang. The full moon is agitating Katara, and as if things can't get any worse, Aang is injured, and the only way to get him to safety is to become a prisoner of the Fire Nation. But there may be more at stake than Katara knows.

There was nothing to be ashamed of. Nothing ever happened. But the dark helped them in so many ways. HikaruxKaoru Twincest

One-shot. Prior to the official opening of the Host Club, Tamaki holds a dress rehersal for the Brotherly Love act, with hilariously unexpected results.

One-shot. A flashback to the twins' first 'teenage party' - and the first time their love was a little more than just brotherly. HikaruxKaoru, and pretty tame as shounenai goes, I guess. Rated for safety anyway.

It is a collection of four shorts of Aang and Katara's growing relationship, all interrelated with one another. Rated for some descriptive violence.

[ Hikaru x Kaoru ] Kaoru pushed Hikaru away only to have him come right back.

[Sorry about the format issue! It's fixed now.] [Hikaru x Kaoru ] Continuation of Reaching for Moonlight. Hikaru and Kaoru resolve their differences and conclusions are maybe reached.

Determined to deepen Haruhi and Hikaru’s friendship, Kaoru embarks on a series of dastardly plots in order to push them closer together. However, when his own jealous feelings start to get in the way, what will he do? HikaruKaoru. COMPLETE!

Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest

Because the best part of the cake is making it. Kataang smut. Mentions of sex. Deal with it.

[Follow up to Firecracker] In which Kyouya discovers just how far the twins will go to apologize. twins x Kyouya.

HikaruxKaoru. Despite the cold weather, Hikaru finds a way to keep Kaoru warm. slash, incest & vague sexuality.

AU of HBP, HPDM slash. Revolution is never an easy choice—and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and the Ministry... Harry doesn’t need any more complications.

COMPLETE! SemiDramatic JC Fluff? Why, yes. Yes it is. JC confession story told around a semidisasterous trip to Jupiter right before Cindy's birthday. JC obviously, with minimal SL. And as always, Carl and no one.

When they come back from a raging battle on the moon, the gang finds that their parents have been abducted. Jimmy realizes that the Yolkians must be up to their old tricks and decides to end their fight once and for all.

HikaruxKaoru fluff and comedy. Same Host Club, different year... or is it?

The story of a popsicle and the twins who loved it. Rated for suggestive themes.

Trying to work out some of their problems, Libby helps Jimmy and Cindy decide that maybe it's time for the truth.

A Songfic to Hands Down by Dashboard Confessional. Lots and lots and lots and lots of JC. Pointless fluff, yay! OOC, too. Summary: One great night changes everything.

[Twincest, shounenai, HikaruxKaoru] Only a week into highschool, the Hitachiin brothers are faced with the idea of separation, with some interesting results. [oneshot]

AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE

This was one of the boldest moves they'd ever made, and though their lord's reaction promised to be less than pleasant, they doubted the merchandise was going to suffer. twincentric, slight hitachiincest

Katara finds out that sometimes bending lessons can be a little awkward, especially when unspoken feelings are involved. [K & A]

This time the twins have gone too far with their pranks. Here are the consequences... Warnings for Twincest and crack. :D

[JC] Five scenes that never happened between Jimmy and Cindy on the show and how they would have impacted their relationship.

The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.

Okay so I'm new to this. My first posted fanfic, so bear with me. JC all the way. A tid fluffy... not too angsty... Jimmy gets a wakeup call about his feelings for Cindy. Rated T because no one really cares about ratings. COMPLETE

Hikaru dreams of someone...Shounen Ai Warning

For a muchdeserved afternoon off, Jimmy takes Cindy to a movie...as friends, of course. But will they leave that way? Oneshot songfic. R&R please

AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE

COMPLETE, Epilogue up:: It all started with a simple bet... but ends with an unexpected twist. Where will it lead our two heroes? Rather cryptic, I know, but it's hard to describe without giving it away. JC, and PG just in case.

In my newest romantic comedy, Jimmy's got a problem. He decides to write down his feelings in his English journal, but Cindy snatched it. And she plans on sharing it at her slumber party. Now Jimmy and anybody who's willing to help him must get it back.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Cindy's mom loses it, and now Jimmy and Cindy must escape her wrath. This just might be their greatest challenge yet.

AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

A camping roadtrip in middle America sounds like an exciting romantic getaway to Shuichi Shindou. Where DOES that boy get such misguided ideas? Don't ask Yuki...he's wondering the same thing. [COMPLETE]

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

[CRACKFIC] A flash of light and oodles of everyone saying things about sex that they don’t mean! What’s going on? Why is everyone talking as if they were in an XXX movie? Oh, the complicated implications!

Cindy's birthday is approaching fast, and Jimmy may or may not have something big planned. COMPLETE.

When Jimmy and Cindy are absent from school, their friends don't think much of it. But when every kid in school is suddenly in danger, Cindy and Jimmy are the only ones who can save them. But where are they?

Basically just a cute AangKatara one shot...Please read and review!

Jimmy and Cindy finally tell each other about how they feel. Oneshot.

The Retroville kids are growing up. That means growth spurts, deeper voices, and for Jimmy Neutron, a newfound obsession with Cindy Vortex that is driving him crazy.

This is the aftermath of Win, Lose and Kaboom! After Cindy runs off, Jimmy decides to go after her..and who knows what'll happen from there?

It's high school graduation and Cindy and Jimmy decide to make amends. JC with a little SL thrown in on the side Please R&R! :D

Draco sets Harry up for an ambush, and decides to follow him all day so he can watch the fireworks... but he gets much more than he bargained for.

Jimmy invents the Reality Extrapolator and ceases to exist as the result of an errant wish by Cindy. Rating changed to PG just in case.

Jimmy makes a time freezer and goes to see if it works, but what happens when it malfunctions and lands him and Cindy in the middle of a forest, with no idea where they are? (Jimmy/Cindy) *Chapter 13 is up and the story is done!*

Fred crosses a line with George and the disagreement rips the twins apart. Twincest warning.