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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. If you love someone put there name in a circle not a heart because hearts can be broken but circles never can!!!!!!! In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Best Friends hang on forever. No matter what happens. We have been together forever and plan on bffs for forever more!! Dilemma Dream of the day when everything will change, IF YOU THINK THIS POEM IS SAD, RE-POST IT TO HELP SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT CHILD ABUSE: My name is Sarah, -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too. I'm The Kind of Girl who would... I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile (It hurts. BAD!) IF YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT OR HARRY POTTER POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!! |
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