Hello, I'm The-Flamer-Of-Fleet-St. I enjoy flaming shitty stories that no one is brave enough to flame. Hate mail is highly entertaining and pretty much nothing you say will redeem yourself for such a horrible story.

Q&A

Q: If you're so great why don't you write on fanfiction.net?

A: I never said I was great. I admit I am not the best writer and so decided not to write on fanfiction so as to spare the many souls of fanfiction.net.

Q: Why are you so rotten and flame?

A: I am because fanfiction has certain rules. Grammar and spelling should be checked as stated in the rules. Hire a beta if you're too lazy to do it.

Q: Can't you beta?

A: Hell no. I have enough things on my list to do. I don't have time to beta. But I'd be honored to give advice on plots.

Q: Do you ever give good reviews?

A: Only when good credit should be given.

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Authors beware.