Greetings, hullo..um hi and all such things that generally are used as greetings.

My name, at least here, is, for the time being though I doubt that I shall change it ever as it is simply too awesomely rocking, Bob the Quiet, which, yes, is a slight perversion of "Silent Bob" which would have been my name here if some other person hadn't taken it first...that person's name likely isn't even really "Robert" and he/she likely shares absolutely nothing in common with the Kevin Smith character of the same name, whereas I do as I can easily go a whole day without saying hardly anything whatsoever...although I lack a black trenchcot and a drug-dealing friend...I am actually overweight.

Right.

I like to read and I like to write. It was in the fifth grade when my devilish teacher made me read actual novels that I discovered that reading is, in fact, quite enjoyable and proceeded to spent a significant portion of that year reading "War of the Worlds" over and over and over to the point that I knew it by heart and was only thereafter pretending to read it as I already knew everything it had to say and couldn't truely read it any longer on account of I already had read it through several times. I discovered that writing is enjoyable in kindergarten or thereabouts when I wrote, for class, a Star Trek story entitled "The Big Bang"...which has nothing to do with the theory everything to do with the enemy space ship called...essentially "Frank" (the captain of which was also called "Frank"). However I immediately abandoned writing seeing as how I was just about five or six and took drawing nasty perversions of Star Trek and eventually Star Wars ships. I rediscovered writing as a fun and interesting thing to do in the 8th grade...I then started writing, entirely on my own, a full novel which I have yet to finish despite having graduated from High School in 2003.

What widely assorted things am I interested in? Science-fiction in all its Star Trek and Stars incarnations as well as Stargate and also "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" first with the recent movie and then the book "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"...which has left my brain in some kind of weird thing state...that I can neither explain nor truely comprehend, I only know that I'm having a lot of fun right now for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Anyhow my interests other than sci-fi: anything Elder Scrolls...literally...if they made an Elder Scrolls birthday cake I would demand it be my birthday cake this year. Also LOTR, as well a great many things that I don't care to mention at present being that I'm very tired considering the late hour at which I am writing this. Email me or something about my interesting and I'll consider thinking about replying to it...actually I hate not replying to emails considering I get so few of them...so please email me and make wish, for once, that I wasn't getting so many of things. Ask me anything and everything except for what the Ultimate Question is for I know only that the Ultimate Answer is 42...Deep Thought has told us no more than that and we are apparently the computer designed to find the question...but then that is just fiction isn't it? Or is? Perhaps we are the fiction and Ford Prefect is reading this right now and laughing his bum off while Arther looks off in confusion and perplexity and Zahpod...well...does whatever it is that he does when reading something ridiculous like what I'm writing.

Anyhow..enough wasting your time. Just read my story(ies)...there will be more as soon as I get around to it, I'd promise but I might just be fiction that Ford is reading for his amusement as opposed to me reading about him for my amusement.