Paisley Mayhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Naruto. Like my new t-shirt? Hey sexy~! KayThanksBYE! it made me smile :) "Baby, don't bother- I love you more than Wiz Khalifa!" "I don't wanna leave without you buried by my side, Really Kinda Sorta Important Stuff- 3/24- Okay, let's be honest. There's no real inspiration for fanfiction if you're no longer a fan of the fiction. ie: Naruto sucks these days. But i'm trying, honest. A few sentences in my notebook at a time! | |||||||
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Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Retail Chronicles by Cranberry Octopus reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles about the misfortunes of having a job in the retail industry. Co-written by Paisley May. Drabble .029: Sakura tries to divide her attention between Itachi and her two blonde idiots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8530 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fifty Reasons by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Fifty reasons why, Uchiha Sasuke must never fall in love with Haruno Sakura. Reason Ten: Orochimaru?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Waiting by Elsa Hellenway reviews
AU. He calls, every night, without fail. Sometimes she picks up; usually, she doesn’t.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
One step forward: I found Sakura; two steps back: she's seeing someone else, and apparently, she despises me...Sasusaku, plz R&R, COMPLETED chap 15 up, Lemon! CHANGED MY PEN NAME: Princesssayuri1 :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,855 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Conspiracy by Miko-chan reviews
Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 86,212 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Freshman Girl by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Admiration by fergie20 reviews
Whether he felt the same or if he claimed that he did not, it didn't matter. She would always love him. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
the angel's masquerade by paperbagface reviews
SasuSaku. AU. Slowly, he is saving her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fragile things by enticement reviews
Sasuke suddenly wishes for a lot of things but but the moment is gone, and she is grieving, and they are both harsh, and it is their destiny to be prepared. “…the world is ending. Brace yourself.” — sasusaku post-cannon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blackmailing an Uchiha by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
It's a normal, quiet night. That is until Naruto finds something...interesting. With the help of Kakashi they have captured this in a picture...and now they have a plan. A certain Uchiha's life is about to get very complicated. -SasuSaku-ish-mostly humor-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colours by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku\ “Why tomatoes, Sasuke-kun?” Sakura asked, sitting down beside him, tucking her hands under her legs and staring at him curiously with wide, emerald eyes. /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
three stripes of sunlight by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: on common spaces, and lack of common spaces; on where they paralleled, and how they've never quite. On letters, and time, and patience, and homecoming.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Evidence of What You Cannot See Repeated Ten Times by hungrytiger11 reviews
Ten visitors to the same hospital room. Sasuke-centric, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Emotionally Lacking by existence555 reviews
Sai used to love. Now he has regressed to a point where he has no detectable emotions. She'll change that, even if he doesn't want her to. SaixIno oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Then There Was You by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku][SemiAU] He was going to train, gain power and avenge his clan by killing his damn brother. After that, he would find a girl who would bear his children. Those were two goals he vowed himself to fulfill. Everything was set…then she came along.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame It On The Bed by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,705 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All the Good Ones by Erendhyl reviews
All the good ones are either gay, taken, or emotionless jerks. Well, okay, so the first guy wasn’t actually gay, and the second one wasn’t taken until recently, but cut a girl some slack. slightly InoSai, implied SasuSaku and ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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commit this to memory reviews
AU. And somehow, in between all the little complexities of life, they met. Now all they have to do is communicate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The World Is New reviews
NaruHina. She scraped her knee when she fell for him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Body of Heart and Soul reviews
AU. "Sasuke-chan, sometime this century you're going to have to tell me all about yourself. Things deeper and more interesting than your first name, no offense."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
semper fidelis reviews
He is hopeful because, in this self-induced chaos, everything would be over soon and he won't have to see them anymore. At least not in person. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frozen Inferno reviews
He walked through the blazing remains of what had once been a front door. She followed. -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Hatred and Close Sight reviews
Had Sasuke ever shown gratitude towards someone? Ever said “thank you”- even once? Karin found herself already hating them, if they ever truly existed.// SasuSaku, Kinda NaruHina/SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart Shaped Box reviews
Our stories are bound together by the simple threads of time unwasted. -Drabbles-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bleed reviews
She is a kaleidoscope of colors, a ray of sunlight, a shining star. A compilation of all that he is not, and could ever dream of being.// -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Sweet Like Candy reviews
“Come on, Sasuke-kun! It’s Halloween!” Sasuke rolled his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete