"I'm about to do something a little illegal right now so you just look away." -Edward Elric

"If we don't get caught, we won't get caught." -Edward Elric

"I hate you, you hate me, Let's get together and kill Winry! With one gunshot to the middle of the head, now we know that Winry's dead!" ~Tamaki-Chan.

"Lay off...I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do...fire my slingshot at him?" ~Hughes

Sure, Ed. How could I forget? I saw you in her house, unconscious with that same stump of an arm you have now, bawling in your sleep; 'It hurts! I'm gonna pee my pants!' So tough." ~Roy Mustang.

Kagome: I said TAKE IT OFF!

Inuyasha: Beg me to!

Kaede: -covers children's eyes- Look away children.

"In recent studies, it has been proven that you, sir, suck ass." ~Spearette.

"And there was much celebrating." -Monty Python, (I think)

AY!" -Eric Cartman