*IMPORTANT NOTE: SO I AM AND HAVE BEEN ON AN UNOFFICAL HATUS DO TO MY PERSONAL HEALTH, BUT I DO THINK I'LL BE COMMING BACK SOO. THANKS GUYS*

A little about me:

Name: Krista or Christa yes i spell it both ways, i like to make people crazy on how to spell my name. i'm so evil XD

Age: 17. Come at me Bro!

I am double majoring in Sarcasmoring and Unicorn Hunting.

I am also minoring in the art of Procrastatnating... and Bad Spelling.

That's it no more Questions(

Check out my awsome great writer and friend Beautifuldreamer :D

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Meh

HEY Good people of these worlds and mars.

i'm Krista or Christa with an sick afro,

some people call me kris, fluffy,kk lil mermaid and superawsomemegafoxeyhot;)

my parents call me k.v.g

my bff calss me sparkles ranbow prince j.r the 3rd.(im a magical pegases.)

Quotes

me- if a taco had a children what would they be called?

Myles- taqutes

Me- ooooh.

Tim- hey (mummbles sothing i can't understand)

me- you know i can't understand you when you mummble, it's hard( i fake pout)

tim- mummbles in louder

me- not funny.

tim- mummble

Kaite-(looks at us) mumble mummble.

Me- fine i'm now walking away and shuning you.( starts to walk away.)

katie- Wait for me!

me- fine

nicole- i'm going to lock isaiah and jakob in a closet with gule fethers, and unicorn that poops rainbow glitter

me-um...

tim- what would you do if someones head exploed right now?

me- in the middle of lunch in school?

tim- yup

me-...

tim- what would you do?

me- why

tim-why not?

Me-glares

tim- glares back

me- moo

tim-what the?

me-bye

tim- what you didn't answer mt qestion.

tim- hey

Funny moment in health

Mrs.gerber- if barbie was real she'd be 7'2 and 101 pound and be cup size dubble F

Girls crake up laughing

Tom(not tim)-what?

Nick- I don't know what that is

Girls laugh even harder

Mrs.gerber- well thats good, but its the thing inside a bra that holds boobs. they go A,B,C,D we skip E

Boys- ooh

me-wow

Sarah- OH MY GOD IS THAT A SHARK

me-...sarah we are in central park

sara- NO LOOK

me- sarah this is a pond

Sarah- NO OH MY GOD IT JUST MOVED

me-(look over to where she's pointing) ...

Sarah-:O

me-T_T ... Sarah thats a duck butt

Sarah- O.o

You know you live in 2007 when...(haha it's not 2007 anymore)

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

UM...so yeah...have a wonderful magical day.Wait no that make me sound like a druggie. I'm not. A druggie... by the way. Okay, well bye.