Hello.

I am SO FRICKEN BORED.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Here, read this random stuff. It might distract you from my MISERY.

I dunno what I'm even miserable about.

Hahaha.

Oh yeah.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that!

Awesome copy/pastey thingos...

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCHOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could understand that, copy and paste it onto your profile:)

Cool stuff to say in awkward silences...

A pessimist would say the glass is half empty. An optimist would say the glass is half full. A cynical person would say"Who cares?" and knock over the glass.

Good friends will help you up when you're down, but BEST friends will push you back down and laugh.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...screw the apples, I wanna see Carlisle!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." (I'm really good.)

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (Works for me..)

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (I'm pretty sure that it's me...)

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.

Sorry I haven't written a story yet... but that doesnt matter cos no one will be reading this anyway:(

Cyaz:)

Oh and hi rachael! LOL