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 Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, and Fairy Tail. Hi. I am over 13 years old (that is why I can get an account here, and I did not lie about my age. Trust me.) and I am of XX chromosomes. I live a fairly normal life in the USA. My interests are constantly changing. I try my best to finish stories but sometimes I fail. I also don't write a whole ton of fanfiction anymore. D: And i'm in the process of deleting the terrible stories here. So yeah PS: I have a forum. Go there and do stuff. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Yuniz/2071186/ My fictionpress:roastbeefdynamite, zinuy Youtube: roastbeefdynamite deviantArt: oynikay Tumblr: orcmeat.tumblr.com Archive of our own: orcmeat Stories that i might put up here someday (subject to change) Mysteriously Appearing Lemons (FMA) - OMG lemons everywhere! What FMA is REALLY about (FMA) - The Fullmetal Alchemist series from automail to zzz's! Hunt for Chef (South Park) - The four boys go on an epic adventure to find Chef. In Progress Gaara The Druggie (Naruto) In The Name Of Fanservice (FMA) (indefinite) The Seven Sexy Sins (FMA) A Day In Central (FMA) Random Advertising kacheep - Read her stories. They are funny. (though there are not many of them...) Also, when have i ever said erneed is sexy. DonPianta - Read his stories. They are also funny. The characters are very nice. FXT is gradually coming back to life. Yay! (key word being "gradually") worm857 - There is nothing on her profile D: But she is cool. I owe her two babies and counting. |
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Because You Asked (Nicely) by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Not that many people really think about being tied up, or think they want to be. When Kyle discovered Kenny's cache of 'toys', he found himself asking that question. His answer was a little different than expected. But Kenny is fine with helping him experiment his kinky side. Contains rope bondage, light power play, frottage, and begging. Also on AO3 under the pseud corrupt quiet.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Sweet Voice by Tikal Tyrant reviews
Kenny is sick of the other boys teasing him about his voice. Butters tries to make him feel better, but it's not working. Fluffy Bunny one-shot!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mute by Courtanie reviews
Kenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Terrible Lunchtime of Doom by kacheep reviews
Lunchtime takes a unusual turn in this crackfic starring clay, poisoned muffins, that one dorky employee from 4Kids, flashbacks, and funk, plus much, much more. Companion fic to In the Name of Fanservice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
A Night in the Dormitory by Mister Sprinkle Toes reviews
Sirius was straight. Until he met Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
cleanliness is next to godliness by kyleisgod reviews
South Park High's favorite sex spot is in danger of being ruined. The boys, and Wendy, must make amends for past wrongdoings before it's too late. Multiple pairs, het and gay, and another SP fanfic cliche is under attack!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
It's Just Maintenance by kayy christine reviews
He didn't want to admit it, but he loved the way her touch felt upon his skin. Two-Shot. Silly EdWin. NEW chapter written, thanks to all the requests for me to continue!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Of Exhibits and Voyeurs by fate-at-work reviews
It's their fault for trespassing and not locking her apartment doors, so they couldn't blame her from watching the spectacular and once-in-a-lifetime scene, right? NatsuGray oneshot. PWP. Voyeurism and exhibitionism. Rated M, obviously.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
When Edward meets Edward by The Purple Bunny reviews
Edward Elric reads Twilight, Edward Cullen comes to life! What happens when the two meet? Total Chaos... LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward E., Edward
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
Two and a Half STD's by Muten Azuki reviews
Something which is never thought of in straight or gay pairing fanfics. This is crack. Yaoi fans beware. Pairings...RoyEd, Edvy, Elricest, and a bunch of Roy pairings. Flame Away!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What If? by Mird reviews
The characters of Fullmetal Alchemist face their greatest wishes and fears. Angst? I think not. Chapter Two: What if I get taller? In which Ed takes over the world. Not really.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009
The Jew Bride by Misha Novak reviews
Butters is sick. So Kenny comes over and tells him a story...A spoof of The Princess Bride. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
L: Gay or European? Script by Rivala reviews
Yeah, I know I already wrote this. But I edited it cause there were certain things I'd forgotten to edit. Hope you like it even better now. The name explains the fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Soichiro Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Light Save the World by Escuchamos reviews
In which Matsuda writes fanfiction. LightxMatsuda, because even the great Light Yagami is susceptible to flattery.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Got Milk? by SchemingAlchemist reviews
Snack time was always interesting in Resembool. This time, the Rockbells are determined to have Ed drink milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
M or F? by Hyperthia reviews
Edward has a very interesting question for Trisha...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
The Manly Diary of Roy Mustang by Mird reviews
My name is Roy Mustang, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
The Dream Machine by BWL reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
I Think the Pie is Burning by Mird reviews
Ed annoys Winry in the kitchen. Oneshot, depressingly overused, dialogue only practice.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Pill Popping Pupils by wildkitkat reviews
Kakashi gives team 7 some pills. He means well, really.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
the GoodShip Lifestyle CrEek by 3bbsyyy reviews
when Tweek goes on a 2 week long cruise, Craig relizes it's much more than it's said to be. CraigxTweek, slight StanxKyle. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
AIM With Craig and Tweek by kibaxisxamazing666 reviews
A little AIM convo betweek Craig and Tweek. Fluffy! Creek!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Online Confessions by Twisted Sarcasm reviews
Didnt your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers online?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
LOVE's Just A Word I Never Learned To Pronounce by mcherpaderp reviews
Kenny returns from hell, but this time as a girl. Stan and Kyle decide to have some fun with him. Kyle/Kenny/Stan. PWP. genderswitch!Kenny. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sai got a new book! But this is not your average friendship book, no It's a dating guide! Will Sai win the hearts of Konoha's female population or will he end up sorely heartbroken? Crackish Sai fic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sai
The Manly Diary of Edward Elric by Mird reviews
My name is Edward Elric, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
I Replaced Yours With Fruit by the Foot by Balandria reviews
Edward and Alphonse have a battle of wits.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Hot and Bothersome by let's point out the obvious reviews
Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tickle Torture by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
There were many things Tweek expected that day, this was not one of them. PWP, lemon, very light bondage, Creek! M for a reason peeps!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Chemistry by MappedOutMayhem reviews
Kenny understood anatomy thanks to Butters, now he had to learn the wonders of chemistry.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Little Blue Bikini by RurouniKon reviews
Its summer and everyone is out enjoying the heat except Pip. Damien is determined to get Pip into the summer spirit. Popsicles, Swimsuits and Swimming pools abound. Damien/Pip DIP Yaoi.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
How do You Kiss? a Creek oneshot by 3bbsyyy reviews
A fluff story between Craig and Tweek trying to confess their love for each other. Happy ending. Rated T for mild language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
What? by super manako sohma reviews
Kenny listens to an awkward conversation in the back of the band bus. Maybe Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Little Puppet by Love's Labour's Won reviews
He was the happiest little boy in the entire world. At least, that was what he thought... but Mommy and Daddy didn't come home one day. This story is meant to illuminate the tragedy of Sasori's childhood loss. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sasori - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fire In My Ice by Neku.GrandChase reviews
Not to be outdone by Gray’s unusual habit for exhibitionism, Natsu decides to beat the other boy in his own game. Somehow, one thing turns to another… NatsuxGray/GrayxNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Your TykiPon by Momosportif reviews
A manual-structured fic that's a guide to owning a Tyki-pon Tyki pet in Japanese... or close to that. Written with Lavi in mind as the owner but pairing is open. The Tyki-pon is Hoshino's! Please read and enjoy! Care and Feeding of Moyashi may come late
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Tyki Mikk
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Way It Is by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Like most South Park fan fictions, This one has no plot. It is a tale of the boys of South Park in all of their stereotyped glory. Kyle, Kenny, Eric, Stan. Mild boy love Kennysquirrel, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
unmentionable exchanges by kyleisgod reviews
Stan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 539 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
just desserts by kyleisgod reviews
A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Training Kyle by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Eric is determined to punish Kyle to the fullest extent of his law. Kyle has no other choice but to bend to Cartman's will and unfortunately for Kyle, its an ordeal he has no choice but to submit to it or pay the price.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
answers by kyleisgod reviews
Kyle needs answers about the afterlife. Only one boy can give him the correct ones. Slash, PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
Goat Song by Rakal reviews
[One shot.] When goats were sacrificed to the gods, they would cry out in pain and usually die alone. Usually.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by kyleisgod reviews
Damien is back, and he's back to cause trouble.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
That Story With the Stupid Plot by Seaouryou reviews
In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Nobodies by TheFlySavior reviews
They were the forgotten ones, the nobodies. They were average boys with average ambitions. Prom nears as isolation strikes Clyde Donovan and his indifferent leader disintigrates. Multiple Pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Clyde D., Craig T.
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Happy Chrismahannukwanzakah by Seaouryou reviews
It’s politically correct Christmas time, and Stan is determined to seduce Kyle with his manly wiles. Most unfortunately, life is conspiring against him. Again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
American Fry by fryfanSpyOrama reviews
Song Parody of the classic "American Pie" by Don McLean Please R&R
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2003
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The Seven Sexy Sins reviews
The Homunculi need money. So what do they do? They dabble in the seedy underbelly of society, seedier than anything they have done before. Crack. M for Mention of mature stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Father
In The Name Of Fanservice reviews
Ed and the gang do odd things in the name of fanservice...NOT. In that case, what do they do? Read to find out. Crack. Companion fic to The Terrible Lunchtime Of Doom.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
Lucy's Novel reviews
Lucy has finally finished her novel. Natsu wants to read it, but Lucy refuses to let him for her own reasons. A couple pairings sprinkled in here and there. Crack.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
A Day in Central reviews
Ed & Al go to Central and meet up with the military in this crack filled adventure. Events occur after Chapter 108.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Taking Things Literally reviews
A little literal fun in the town of South Park...lots of XXX content. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Gaara The Druggie reviews
Gaara gets hooked on LSD, and it is Temari's and Kankuro's job to get their brother unaddicted. Crack...literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Gaara
Wet Dream reviews
Stan & Kyle are having a sleepover...then stuff happens. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hoodie of Death reviews
A poem about our favorite death magnet...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Sexy Hobo Scar reviews
In which Scar shows off his sexy hobo-ness. Oneshot, extreme OOC, implied stuff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Scar - Complete
Being Emo with Uchiha Sasuke reviews
It's the TV show that'll make you squeal!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Chaos reviews
Leader comes back from his vacation to find his subordinates doing...things. Oneshot. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete