More satisfying spin off from the blood-sharing scene in 04x02 Memorial. What if vampires could taste your true nature in your blood? Would it bring you peace or sorrow? Would it help Elena to figure out who she was supposed to be with? Would it help Stefan and Elena find their peace with each other? *Spoiler* Delena!

Sometimes the truth is far more interesting.

AU. Caroline got more than just Klaus's wise words and a bracelet. Klaus took home more than just his question on his sanity. They were claimed. Rated M for Sexual Situations, Character Changes, and Character Death

Caroline Forbes (soon-to-be-Lockwood) is one of the best divorce attorneys in Chicago. She tears unfaithful husbands to pieces, ready to fight for her friend, a rising star Katherine Pierce who wants to divorce Damon Salvatore, a famous photographer. Little does she know that Damon hired a ruthless and successful lawyer Klaus Mikaelson. A divorce may be the least of their problems.

A year has passed since Klaus took Caroline with him and left Mystic Falls. Now they're going on another road trip which could be the end of everything or perhaps a beginning for them.

OVER 2 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.

A "what if" story. In Definitely Dead, when Quinn picks Sookie up for their first date, Eric is there, and tells Quinn that Sookie has been his, and will be again. When Quinn asks Sookie if she is Eric's or not, she says "not." But, what if she hadn't?

What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!

When Klaus catches Caroline following him, he offers her a bargain for the younger Salvatore. But when you trade with the devil, you have to deal with the devil's currency. AU loosely set after episode 3x02. A/N: rated M in ch. 3 and 8. !DISCONTINUED! Please see final chapter for author's note.

Eric Northman is a casino mogul - envied by all and feared by many. What happens when a certain blonde redneck tries to hustle his poker tables? AU/AH

Three days. It had rained for three days. The heavy sheets came down hard, making it impossible to trek through the jungle, the nearly black sky threatening that there was no end in sight. Three days. It had been three days since they had gotten separated from their group. Tumblr drabble...*rated M*

A Klaroline One Shot in Three Parts: Niklaus Mikaelson is one of the hottest rockstars out there, but he's none too pleased that he's being forced to tour with Caroline Forbes, an up-and-coming rockstar & her band. He's even less pleased when he learns that he's going to be filling in for her lead guitarist in tonight's performance. Rated M for Smut & Language Cover: approvesomuch

AU/AH When new actress Caroline Forbes lands the lead female role in the new movie Ghostly Echoes alongside Klaus Mikaelson, she's almost sure she's died and gone to heaven. Caroline wasn't prepared for Klaus to be so much more attractive in person and she definitely wasn't prepared for him to be such an asshole. Little does Caroline know, the rise to fame can be dangerous.

From the moment he laid eyes on her, Eric couldn't get Sookie out of his head. Nothing worth having comes easy, but is what they have worth it? M for language and lemons. An AH/AU story, Eric POV.

His little educational speeches had somehow left out the freakin' SEX FLOWERS. My take on the classic sex pollen trope.

She's a piano-playing graduate student who's writing a historical novel. He's the new professor in the History department who has gone out of his way to avoid music since he was a boy. A story about choice, transformation, and the people who inspire others to do both.

A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.

What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Eric is a forensic pathologist in the Shreveport Coroner's Office. Can he convince Shreveport's newest detective, Sookie Stackhouse, that he has more to offer on her unsolved cases than just his medical expertise? AH/AU All Eric POV. Now complete.

Who knew that trying to secure an internet connection in a cheap motel room would lead to a different sort of connection entirely? Basically smut. AH/AU/OOC. One-shot

A girl's night out for Valentine's Day leads to an unexpected encounter. AH/AU. Five part prequel/prologue to Tangled Up In Blue.

A broken pact to stay off men, a missing shapeshifter and a vampire that is as stubborn as he his handsome. Just how does Sookie manage to survive the drama going on in her life? AU. M for lemons.

After their drunken tryst, Klaus and Caroline are forced to come to terms with each other. *Continuation of "Give Me Love"*

"Lizzie decided that, should she need a costume theater partner at Pemberley, it would be William Darcy." Over the course of her stay at Pemberley, Lizzie begins to let Darcy into her life as an occasional costume theater partner, a friend, and possibly something more. Set after episode 80.

Caroline just wants to escape from all the drama, even if it is only for the night. The perfect chance presents itself when Klaus comes to say goodbye before leaves town. AU. Set after 4x15. An attempt at smut. One-shot.

A thousand years of disappointment and desertion, and she still believes in his capacity to love. What a presumptuous little thing she is. Klaus/Caroline, and a beginning. It is all he needs. Post 4x16.

Each of us has a past that shapes and defines us. Some pasts are filled with pain and heartache. Can Damon and Elena overcome their pasts to allow themselves a chance at happiness? Or will things from their past resurface to destroy their future? AU/AH Complete!

(Lizzie Bennet Diaries) Description of hypothetical Q&A episodes. These are from the same storyline as my other two stories, "The Last Two Episodes" and "The Pemberley Placement", and chronologically occur starting about a week or two after the former. NOTE: Elements of this storyline prediction started getting "canon-balled" after Episode 75 of the LBD.

"The Holiday" Klaroline style: Caroline and Rebekah are 2 miserable single girls down on luck with love who home exchange for the holidays... Both end up getting more than than just a little holiday spirit... AU: Klaroline & Mabekah

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. For his first date with Lizzie, Darcy had prepared for absolutely everything. The one thing he wasn't ready for was Lizzie.

Lizzie Bennet Diaries. There are several moments on his first proper date with Lizzie that Darcy thinks are simply too good to be true. Light, fluffy drabble.

LBD Universe. I wanted to write them touching, you want to read them touching, so here is them touching with a subplot involving packing and omelets and feelings being felt. Squee and review away.

'Caroline let her own eyes scan over him, her mouth dry at the sight of Klaus before her. Death coated him in all of its harrowing glory.' (Originally a one-shot response to 4x09, now in the process of being a full fanfic)

Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Lizzie has something to confess to Will Darcy.

{Lizzie Bennet Diaries} Some days she thinks she was wrong about William Darcy.

It's Lizzie's last day at Pemberley Digital and she owes Darcy a thank you. What she gets instead is something neither of them planned on. LBD universe. New title!

A Lizzie Bennet Diaries fic - when Lizzie is at Pemberley's new years party, she and Darcy find themselves alone in his office for the countdown to midnight. (Previously posted under the name I'm-Draco's-Girl)

The past four years have built up to the moment that will define everything for Damon and Elena. When reality comes crashing down around them, they find themselves looking back on the past and trying to decide where to go from here. AU. AH.

(Lizzie Bennet Diaries) Speculative description of how the final two episodes of the Lizzie Bennet Diaries series might go.

When Caroline lifts her head, blood drips down her chin and he smiles savagely at the sight of her. One-shot.

Their blood mixed to create a never ending cycle. A never ending connection. A never ending bond. And Elena felt tears run down her cheeks as she threw her head back against the mattress and cried her heart out as the overwhelming pleasure consumed her whole. All she could feel was Damon. Set in S04E04 'The Five'.

Elena and Damon, young, impulsive, bohemian, flat mates in Paris, decide to travel around France, however while their friendship appeared to be an asset at first, it soon becomes an enigma, as both discover unknown feelings. AU. AH.

Possible S4 idea. VampElena has shut herself away from most of her friends, and the Salvatore brothers are at a loss over what to do. She is in for seduction and romance she never saw coming, but sooner or later a choice must be made. COMPLETED

Elena's plans don't always work out the way she expects.

The more they fought to stay away from each other the more they seemed unable to be apart. Pure gravity seemed to always pull them back together. And this would forever be their greatest weakness. Set somewhere after Season 3, Episode 14 - Dangerous Liaisons

"Is it so hard for you to believe someone would choose you?" "Hasn't happened yet." "Challenge accepted, Damon." Can Elena convince him he's the one she wants, body, mind, and soul?

Sookie is a telepathic waitress at Merlotte's, but when Merlotte's get's its first vampire customer her whole life changes. As much as she may wish the vampires would leave her alone, the vampires have other ideas.

After the rebellion and returning to District 12, Katniss and Peeta must learn to love again. As time passes, they both begin to rekindle the fire that sustained them both through out their darkest days. Can their love survive against all odds?

my way of dealing with 3x22 angsty LEMON 'sex is so much better when you're mad at me' includes my opinion on the finale at the end

Damon tells Elena that he knows exactly what she looks like naked because he dated her doppelganger. Little does he know that Elena has a unique birthmark located in an intimate location...

Caroline thinks a lot about what happened with Klaus the night of her birthday. Klaus does too. How things could go on between the two of them after that?

It's like the South Park skit when Kenny dies over and over only when William T. Compton dies, no one's ever sorry. Series of one-shots that can be read in any order.

A hasty decision leads to consequences that will change their lives. AU S2 - how it should have been! EPILOGUE NOW UP: All good things...

A dark romantic one-shot that takes place right after Episode 3x15: All My Children. Caroline and Klaus share an intimate encounter in the woods to face some unresolved sexual tension.

A sweet and lemony one-shot with a side of fluff. Rated M for the obvious. Klaus/Caroline with a tiny bit of Tyler.

Sequel to Jailbird. Based on speculation for season 4. Heartbreak. Memory loss. The makings of epic romance, clearly.

Sequel to Keeping Score. AU/AH. Caroline gets quite the surprise when she comes home from her weekly dinner/secret meetings with the girls. Rated M for lemons. Two-shot.

What if Caroline was not the one to change Klaus, but he was the one to change her? This is the story of Caroline's descent into darkness. Dark/Angsty

AU: Caroline is down to pummel something if Bonnie hasn't set fire to it first. Klaus becomes the all willing 'victim' once he gets that annoying chip out of his head. A fight to the death or not, is the question.

Caroline wakes up & finds herself in a car next to Klaus.She becomes tangled into his dangerous world of scheming & double crossing as he enlists her in his latest plot. But as they spend more time together, things start to unfold in a way no one planned

'As time had passed she had feared more and more that regardless of how good of a person she was destiny only had one vampire in mind for her, and it was one of the most hated and feared of them all. Even then, deep down, she wanted to give in.'

Private moments from late Season 2 narrated by Damon Salvatore. "As exciting and sexually charged our dynamic can be, it's mostly infuriating, torturous, depressing and the many other joyous emotions that she insists on making me feel." - D/E.

There was never any doubt in Caroline's mind. She only ever ran to prolong the surrender.

Klaus spends his days as a tattoo artist and his nights as a slave to the nameless, faceless beauty who consumes his dreams. Will he understand his connection to the mysterious blonde who shows up at his shop, and will her secrets threaten to undo him?

"The world isn't ending Caroline, love. Dance with me." Inspired by promo pics for 3x14- Klaroline, mention of Delena/Stelena

Set after 'Homecoming'. She challenges him to show her something normal and he does just that.

Elena can't hide from her feelings for Damon forever. Especially when she's stuck in an elevator with him! O/S

What Matthew considers a perfectly innocent comment leads to an awakening of feelings that he'd long thought dormant. S2 spoilers up to 2x07 previews. Very M!

Katniss' thoughts of Peeta are increasing, and leading her in a direction she hadn't anticipated...

Set after the Season 3 Finale. Sookie gets a surprise visit from our favourite Viking she's back from La-La-Land! AKA Fairy-world . Naughty-nice fun. Hope you like it! One-Shot, possibly vignettes!

An angry and confused Sookie is taken hostage by a cunning Eric who has schemes of his own and a vendetta to fulfill. But things aren't always what they seem and Sookie is in for big surprises when she decides to trust Eric instead of Bill.

An expert on the dynamics between men and women, Damon Salvatore knows his uptight new publicist could use his help getting a date. The only problem is, the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he doesn't want her dating anyone but him!

One-shot. Caroline has a nightmare and Tyler comforts her. And then comforts her. Smut-y. Deserves it's M rating. Please take the time to leave a REVIEW if you can. It would be very much appreciated!

After her tumultuous encounter with Bill and Eric in S3's finale. Sookie and Eric talk, one thing leads to another and wouldn't you know it...after a thousand years even he can be surprised. For MATURE audiences ONLY! Please read and review.

Eric takes Sookie on vacation, and it changes everything. No angst, just love and happy ever after. Set after the 10th book.

Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...

In the same spirit of an earlier collection of oneshots written for the episodes of season 3. Rewrites of Eric/Sookie scenes that provide a bit more substance for we the shippers, even if they would be plot killers.

Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.

Nadir: the lowest point, point of greatest adversity or despair. Sookie faces both, plus some harsh truths about herself and others.

Full Summary inside: Matt keeps dumping Elena because she won't give it up. So, she comes up with a plan to ask her all knowing best friend, Damon, for help. Not knowing that he is in love with her. She not knowing that she's secretly in love with him.

Set after the season 3 finale. This is my version of what happens next. Alcide keeps Sookie from leaving with the Fae, but she isn't as withdrawn from the vampire world as she would like. Soon Eric is calling her with an offer she can't refuse.

This fic takes place after my fic 'Aftershocks' if you haven't read that-you need to before reading this It's set during the epis of 'Unpleasant-ville' 'Children of the Damned' and 'Fool me Once'. As always with my fics there is a major *SMUT WARNING*

Wonderful. Professor Eric F*%@#ng Northman returns with a lesson on Human Sexuality.

Set after season 3. Basically it's what I'd so love to see happen in season 4, but highly doubt I'll get that wish, so I wrote it for myself! **WARNING** This fic is M because there WILL be smut. lol! I guess I didn't get enuff nekkid Eric this season.

Damon exchanges his life for another, and Elena deals with the consequences. Bloody-fun and smut ensue.

Set after season 3. Sookie returns from Fae to find the world is not as she left it. Eric strives to protect her but can he handle everything the Queen throws at him in order to have Sookie for herself? SERIC, rated M for later.

"Well then, Ms. Stackhouse, what sort of *business* are you interested in discussing?"

One night, Elena finds herself alone in the boarding house...a night Elena will never remember and one that Damon will never forget.

Now that Michael has found Nikitas home, and they are alone, what does he want?

Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.

It all started with a night of hot sex. Where things could go from there to Elena and Damon? Could they fall for each other although they don't believe in love anymore? AU/AH

AU/OOC - What if Sookie only met Eric once and Bill was able to follow through and deliver her to the Queen. What happens years later when Sookie has full use of her Fae powers.

AU/OOC - Sookie has returned from the land of the Fae, stronger and wiser and seeking assistance. She is drawn back into the vampire world she ran away from when she asks Eric for a favor. Set after Season 3 of True Blood.

When Elena asks Damon Salvatore for a loan, he agrees on the condition that she marries him. What happens when she finds herself falling in love with a man who has told her he will never love her? AU. All human.

War is being waged between vampires and the fae. Part-fae Sookie Stackhouse seeks vengeance against the vampire who killed her parents. When captured by vampire Eric Northman she is forced into an alliance which has Sookie questioning everything she once believed.

His eyes went up to the mistletoe that was hanging from the arch. When he looked back down at her, he was more than surprised. Her eyes were wide, but she wasn't backing away...

ON HOLD-In s2 e9, Bill & Sookie talk about Eric tricking Sookie into drinking his blood. He reveals another secret he's been keeping from her, but she doesn't seem to catch it. What if she had? This begins as a transcript from the show before going AU.

When Elena chances a kiss with Damon, she didn't expect it to stay on her mind all evening, especially when she is spending time with her current boyfriend and brother of Damon, Stefan.

Takes place after Season II, Episode VIII. What I would have liked to have happened after Elena breaks Stefan's heart, for the second time, why not make it a third? - EG/DS - ***SMUT WARNING***

What starts out as pure seduction turns into a last-ditch effort to protect his most prized possession. Straight-up citrus. Eric PoV. Oneshot. Takes place before the end of Season 3.

Chuck and Blair's encounter at the end of S04E07. Angst and lemons!

Sookie doesn't know what to feel. And the fact Eric is feeling at all is a small miracle. Lemons, lemons.

AU. What if Sookie had gone to see Eric after Godric died? What if it wasn't interrupted by her waking up? What if she had to return to Bill after her early morning rendez-vous with the Viking? Lemons.

Renesmee is out on her own in the big bad world of vampires. Can the littlest Cullen survive alone or will she always need someone to save her?

After Bill's kidnapping, Sookie finally realizes the importance Eric has in her life. She *finally* succumbs to his seduction...afterall who wouldn't? TEAM ERIC. M rated. Feed the muse, she's hungry...R&R. COMPLETE.

Sookie betrays Bill, with Eric pulling the strings and with a little help from the weather. Lemons, lemons, lemons...

Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!

AH/AU... Sookie is a photographer and photo retoucher. What will happen when she has a date to work with up and coming actor Eric Northman? Lemons

It's just smut, guys. The video at the end is on YouTube.

What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.

This takes place during the epi "Bloodlines" It is my take on what could have happened on Damon and Elena's road trip. **Smut Warning**

Takes place about a week after the events in Book 9, Dead and Gone. From why Eric didn't come when Sookie was being tortured onward. No infringement on Charlaine Harris' characters intended. SVM is her sandbox. I simply stopped to play with her toys.

Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

One steamy southern summer gives way to a sensual awakening Jake & Ness had never prepared themselves for after an afternoon and the sticky saccharine syrup unlock a carnal need in both of them. AH/AU Adult Jake/Ness. Rated M for Lemons & Adult Situations

E/S A/U story following their love and destiny from today back into a past neither understands but consumes them both. Passionate and historical as well. M rating for language and obscure and less than obsure sexual encounters.

She had been the sweetest, his sweetest girl. What had she become? **Winner of Most Unique Storyline in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge!**

He slips away, wishing more than anything that he had had the courage to say what he had always wanted to. He knows it's too late- for him, and for Harry. Much too late.

Pocahontas X John Smith Small scene.

Draco Malfoy never claimed to be invincible. Somehow, he thought this would save him. [Another ending, written before DH. Winner of May 2007 Scrivenshaft Challenge, In the Balance, for most insightful entry.]

Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.

Drabble. HPCharacterOfYourChoice. I just came to tell you that I love you . . .and to let you know . . .it rained today.