my name is zoey i love yaoi and if your reading my profile you love yaoi too!(if not then why are you reading my profile?...creeper)

stuff i like to do...read...eto (sweat drops)...and listen to music. lets see

im youngish I feel realy old though(going senile is my favorite activity as of late) , um i have multiple musses in my head each has their own personality and

they all consistently drive me crazy... they give me big headaches! my favorite color is blue im a vegetarian (and i aint fuckn scared of him)

thats me i do other stuff.

my favorite sayings

He's good but He's just not pie.

Some people say atheism is just another religion, you know, just like not smoking is a habit- My awesome friend Sean

He had simply been too busy picking up pieces of glass to realize he was stepping over a diamond.-YamiTenshi leather and lace

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."-William Congreve

god is coming and she is pissed-bumper sticker

"During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E"

“Ravslythpuffindor” the 4 houses of hogwarts... smushid together

"the only thing at the bottom of an empty glass is your own reflection"

"a wise man doesn't need advice and a fool won't take it"

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

"Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life."

"War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left."

"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"You can’t be late until you show up."

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."

"My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?"

"Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby."

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

"Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it’s hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous."

"Be alert - the world needs more lerts."

"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them."

"Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle."- Rita Mae Brown

"The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind."

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."

"Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."-lol funny

"Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
--Frieda Norris

"Once I had a handle on life; then it broke"

"Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor."

"Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain."

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith..."

"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."

"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting."

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. "

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. "

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. "

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. "

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you. "

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. "

"Never floss with a stranger."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. "

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

I am lost, I've gone to look for myself. If i should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE PINEAPPLE JUICE. THEN SIT BACK AND LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW THE HELL YOU DID IT.